- It's Friday the 13th, what could go wrong?
- Let's talk about that.
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It's a bad day,
it's a day where bad luck hides around every corner.
It could be a guy in a hockey mask and stylish coveralls.
It could be your best friend
who knows a deep, dark secret about you.
Or it could be nothing at all!
So, this really bad day, we're gonna watch some videos
of people having really bad days,
or almost having a bad day, you'll see.
It's time for,
Do things go mysteriously right,
or do they go gentle into that good night?
- Okay we're gonna look at some videos
where one of two things is gonna happen.
Someone who is tempting fate will either,
A: have something terrible happen to them,
or B: luck is gonna be on their side
and they'll emerge unscathed.
We have to predict which one it will be.
- And apparently we're tempting fate ourselves,
because if we guess wrong,
I'm told that something terrible and unexpected
is going to happen to us.
And only the Mythical Crew knows what it is.
I can't wait to find out.
Let's see the first clip.
(car engine revs)
Okay.
What on Earth?
(car engine revs)
So that's like a quad.
- It's a four-wheeler,
with a freaking powered parachute.
- With a propeller behind it.
- Yeah, this is what I've always wanted to do.
Not with a four-wheeler involved.
- Okay, so.
- I have a lot--
- Our options are "Okay", everything turns out okay,
or "No Way",
something bad happens.
- I really want this to work,
and so I'm going to say everything is okay.
'Cause I want this type of flight, like ATVs in the sky!
- Most likely something horrible is gonna happen
because of all the ingredients.
I'm wondering if it has anything to do
with the guy in the foreground,
or him just crashing into that building in the background.
But it's gonna be bad.
Let's see it.
(car engine revs)
Ah, going up, going up,
going up, the guy is turned around, he's giving up.
- [Rhett] Pull up, pull up, - [Link] Yes, yes,
- [Rhett] Pull up! - [Link] Yes!
- [Rhett] Pull, oh! - [Link] No!
- [Rhett] Oh!
(shouts)
Whoa.
- Wow!
You got it wrong, and you got punished.
- Is that guy okay?
- [Crew] Yeah, I was gonna chime in and say
that everybody in the car, is apparently okay?
But that looked really bad.
- The guy on the ground, who was taking pictures at first,
he is not okay, because he missed the entire thing.
- He said, "Alright, I've seen enough."
- He's hating himself forever!
He turned around, and hits the building.
Alright, let's see another one.
Okay no, okay,
this is classic chase.
(laughs)
- I love that guy had said, "I might hit you, I might not."
Yeah, pretty much one of two ways is gonna go.
I'm sticking with "Okay" again.
I feel like this is something that
if I was having a really good day,
and everything was going right I might attempt to try this,
with someone who was willing.
If you were willing to do this,
I would be willing to try it.
- This can't turn out well, I mean,
there's so many fingers to hit.
And speaking from experience,
it's difficult to hit a bulls-eye.
Let's watch it.
- [Man] I might hit you, I might not, alright?
- It ain't nothing but a thing.
(group yelling)
- Oh!
Whoa!
- "It ain't nothing but a thing y'all."
(gong sounds)
Well you got Gong'ed, you love gongs.
- Yeah, that was, that was pleasant.
- It was more cymbal-ish, than gong-ish.
- Hold on, I gotta see that again,
Is there anyway to--
- She's says, "It ain't nothing but a thing."
- [Man] I might hit you, I might not alright?
- It ain't nothing but a thing.
(group yelling)
- I love the reaction of everyone there!
Ahhh!
But it's a gleeful "Ah".
- You gotta admit, she's pretty cool man.
She is cool stuff.
- You wanna know something about me?
- I like a woman who takes it in the hand.
Alright, here we go.
(crew laughing)
Show another video!
Oh, cats Rhett.
It's a cat video.
Oh no, oh no.
Now is that cat heavy enough
to turn over that chest of drawers?
- At this point, I have to go with "Okay"
just because I have done that every time.
- But, what do you hope happens?
C'mon, be real.
- Like I said, even though I have been hypnotized
to try to love these devil creatures and it didn't work.
I don't harbor, just unnecessary, unfounded ill-will
towards all cats for no reason at all.
I mean, this cat, I don't know this cat.
Maybe he's capable of getting up there
and peacefully getting himself into the chest of drawers.
Which I believe happened.
- I think it does fall, but he's totally okay,
because you can't show us
a video of a cat getting maimed, I mean.
- You can do that with a person, but not a cat.
- Alright, so play it.
Oh, here comes a drawer.
Now does the drawer shut, because that would be awesome.
Oh, get your tail in, oh.
The drawer shuts!
(laughing)
What?! - Okay.
- What?! - That did more for me
than any of that cat hypnosis.
- How did the cat...
Was there fishing line involved?
- Cat's are smart man!
- Was that like, rotoscoping or something?
I don't know how --
- Well, it's not as amazing as you're making it seem.
- How did the cat do that?
Like, what's the cat pulling on inside of the drawer?
- Anything that's not the drawer.
To pull it back in.
The chest part of the drawers.
- Don't -- - I mean,
I'm not trying to spoil it for you, but --
- Don't pee in my cornflakes man.
Alright we both got that one right, no punishment!
Next one.
Oh, we got celebrating.
- You know something goes wrong here.
- Okay, laptop sale,
$139, what am I supposed to be looking at?
- Those balloons, I believe.
I think they go directly into the power-lines
and since there's helium in them,
they burst into a small, but impressive explosion.
- And then they fall on a car,
which then catches fire.
You know, no place other than L.A.
have I gone down the street and seen cars just on fire.
About every three weeks, I'll see a full car,
just completely on fire!
- What is that about? - Like welcome to LA!
I mean, come on out and see us guys, cars on fire!
I didn't pay nothing for it.
I mean, if this is okay --
- Why did they film it?
- Why did they...
well, I think,
okay, I think that would be funny, if it just goes.
(laughing)
- Okay, we'll see.
- [Woman] Oh (beep)
(explosion)
- [Rhett] Oh!
God!
- [Link] That was a big --
- Get in the car, get in the car, get in the car!
- What are you, what are you --
- Hold still please.
(shouts)
(ice cubes falling)
- Ice.
(crew laughing)
Versace buoyant. - Hey, that was worth it.
That was worth every second of it.
Do you think that they stuck around?
- I think they got out of dodge,
'cause that's highly illegal man.
You shouldn't be putting that stuff on the internet,
you'll probably get arrested or something.
- Okay, so are we, does that tie us up?
- No, I'm up by one.
Let's see the next clip.
(man laughing)
(speaking foreign language)
Okay. - I mean.
- This is a party atmosphere,
we got some long, glass noodles.
- So she's either gonna slurp these --
- And die. - completely down.
Or,
- Choke and die.
- In the process of slurping, they're going to stop,
they're gonna get stuck.
- Maybe they'll come out her nose.
You know how sometimes you'll slurp, cough, blow?
And noodle come out.
I think this is gonna go bad in that particular way.
- Well, that makes more sense than saying
that she's just gonna slurp them,
why would you care about this video,
if slurping was the only thing that happened.
- 'Cause they just searched, "Woman eating noodles"
And they found a video with 15 views.
- I'm gonna go out on a limb though, and say that
it is just a signature slurp.
(laughs)
Nothing goes wrong at all.
- It's gonna be a long slurp, it could be amazing.
(speaking foreign language)
Oh! (group laughing)
- Wow, it's like she had a --
- Hey, hey, don't involve me in this!
(crew laughing)
What was that?
- The punishment's getting worse!
- You just got splashed in the face with water?
- Yeah. - And I got splashed
on the arm with water.
- Yeah it's just position you're in, sorry.
- It seemed like everyone watching her slurp the noodles,
expected that, that was gonna happen.
It must've been laced with something.
- Oh you think it was like, super sour or something, yeah.
Maybe, do we know?
We don't know.
- Next video, no we don't.
- [Man] Camera's rolling. - [Link] Oh gosh.
- Oh no.
Oh my goodness.
Oh!
- I can tell this gonna be just fine.
(laughing)
Alright, no seriously, I can tell first of all,
this isn't just some 25 year-old redneck,
this is like a man who has lived a long time,
and figured out how to do this,
he has a little short wave-sport,
like you can see the engine nearing
in the ladder that he's built into his pool.
Everything about this is going to be perfect.
"Okay".
100%.
- He does look like a college professor from the waist up.
- Yep, right.
- From the waist down, he looks like a kayak.
- Yup.
But from top-to bottom. - Or a Kayak.
(laughs)
I thought that was the joke you were gonna make.
- Yeah that would've been good.
But when you made it, it wasn't very good.
From the waist up, he looks like a British dude.
From the waist down, he looks like a kayak.
- College professor was better.
Put it all together now.
(laughs)
- That's high up man, and that's a rickety --
- He's got a wave sport man!
- Bad, it's gonna go bad, play it.
Inch forward.
(kayak sliding)
(water splashing)
- [Man] Oh my god.
- See he's like, "Of course!"
- That was a sharp --
(can hissing)
- I tell you, being in the line-of-fire of this stuff is...
- That was a sharp turn at the end,
when he hit the pool.
- Yeah, you can only do that in a wave-sport.
- Now this stuff,
Now Luke, this is all fun and games,
but this stuff stains man.
(crew laughing)
My kids silly-string'ed the whole back,
fence of my house, and I had to repaint the whole thing.
Next video.
- Oh goodness.
- Green means go.
- [Together] Green means go.
(laughing)
- So he's punching,
he's punching cactus,
and now he's on a car,
shirtless, with a bandana around his neck.
- I think he's well protected.
- Eye protection.
- I think he's so well protected,
that this is gonna go just fine.
I think that he knows something that we don't, Link.
- Well I know that I'm already winning, so I'm glad
you answered first, 'cause that means
that if I agree with you, I definitely win,
but we might both be punished, hmm.
There's no way this ends well.
But I wanna win a game, 'cause that doesn't happen a lot.
So I'm saying --
- Okay, well then I'll switch.
- Hey, you can't switch.
- Yeah I can switch, yeah.
- C'mon man, where's your back-bone?
- You think it's "Okay", just go with "Okay" then.
- Well then I'm going with "No Way", it's bad.
- I almost got you.
(laughing)
C'mon man!
It's gotta be, whatever you do, I'm doing the opposite.
That's my official position.
Whatever your answer is, mine is the opposite.
- There's no -- - It's my only chance to tie!
- There's no way this is okay, this ends badly.
- I think he's gonna be okay.
(laughing)
- Let's see it.
- Green means go.
(screaming)
- Pull my legs over!
Pull my legs over.
Zach, help me now!
(Laughing)
(beep)
- I think he's okay!
I mean, he's not dead.
- He not okay man.
- I'm disappointed in you, Rhett.
(crew laughing)
(laughing)
- David's disappointed in you!
And so am I.
- [Crew] And that means Link,
you win a Lucky Charm.
- Oh!
Congratulations Link.
Eat it now, before it gets cold!
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