anyone up for a little trim no what are you doing just want to look good in your coffin
don't [ __ ] do it [ __ ] don't do it boys
oh look at me i'm a groover that's the pounds of cat ooh you want to go [ __ ] you [ __
]
hey what the [ __ ]
now picky
i didn't think you used a gun i don't
three minutes magruber let's move
all right don't worry gang i've been in this situation before and nothing bad has ever
happened right biggie all right before we start there's something i need to say here
vicki i have been doing so much thinking since we had intercourse last night mcgrover the
bomb you're right you're right okay uh piper toss me that copper wire you got it magruber
vicky that ball bearing here you go gruber piper those pliers coming at you grooves
hurry up magruber we're running out of time biggie make me the happiest man on the face
yes yes yes yes yes i poured casey's ghost last night we can talk about that later all
right we got a nuclear warhead holy [ __ ] what's wrong with groover what the [ __ ] is this
it's a warhead vancouver you can defuse it right are you kidding me look at all this
crap there's like a million wires in here more like a three-wire guy look at this wire
where is this go what is it there's a green one oh there's like a bunch of green launch
commencement in two minutes two minutes magruber yeah i heard it vicky jesus nat nagnet i'm
really sorry sweetie i'm so sorry but gruber can you do this or not
i cannot defuse this missile bravo mcgruber expected no less from a washout like you once
again i win you lose i didn't finish my sentence dieter no i cannot defuse your missile but
i can do this
a nuclear warhead's not quite the same without his thermonuclear core damn it it doesn't
matter there's still enough ammonium nitrate left in that warhead to blow up the white
house since congress combined right again kunt of course it's going to be awfully hard
to fly it without
the guidance system so i guess you do win and your prize will be getting blown to smithereens
in about how long mrs magruder 32 seconds well we better scoot we do have a wedding
to plan let's move
turn
um
classic macgruber
i love you both
theirs is a love that knows no bounds a love that heals in times of sickness a love that
forgives times of anger a love that loves in times of love vicky wrote that hmm
now is there anyone here with just cause why these two souls should not be joined in holy
matrimony
then let's get to it do you vicki gloria saint elmo take mcgruber to be your lawfully wedded
husband i do and do you magruber take vicki gloria's saint album
okay all right
i gotta admit i'm kind of glad you're still alive because there's something i've been
wanting to say to you for a long long time hey come
suck your own dick come and get it
the [ __ ] where is it
it was blown up in the explosion you are [ __ ] me are we done here god damn it no we're
not done here
[ __ ] you dude
i
do
you