♪ IT'S A BEAUTIFUL DAY IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD, A BEAUTIFUL DAY
FOR A NEIGHBOR ♪ ♪ COULD YOU BE MINE ♪
♪ WOULD YOU BE MINE ♪ ♪ I AM GONE FOR GOOD BUT IT'S
NOW ALL RIGHT MY NEIGHBORS ARE ALL BLACK BUT NOW THEY WHITE ♪
♪ SO THE CHECK CASHING PLACE TURNED INTO A BANK ♪
♪ AND THE STAIRS THEY DON'T STINK ♪
♪ THE WHITE PEOPLE CAME AND CHANGED EVERYTHING ♪
♪ BUT I AM STILL YOUR NEIGHBOR. >> HEY, BOYS AND GIRLS.
IT'S YOUR OLD PAL MR. ROBINSON. SO MUCH HAS CHANGED CYNIC WE
LAST SPENT SOME TIME TOGETHER. MY NEIGHBORHOOD HAS GONE THROUGH
SO MUCH. IT HAS GONE THROUGH SOMETHING
CALLED GENTRIFICATION. CAN YOU SAY THAT?
IT'S LIKE A MAGIC TRICK. WHITE PEOPLE PAY A LOT OF MONEY
AND THEN POOF! ALL THE BLACK PEOPLE ARE GONE.
BUT WHERE DO THEY GO, BOYS AND GIRLS?
BACK TO WHERE THEY COME FROM, OF COURSE.
ATLANTA. NOW IT'S JUST ME BY MYSELF.
YOU'RE ALL PROBABLY WONDERING HOW MR. ROBINSON CAN AFFORD TO
LIVE IN THIS NEIGHBOR. THAT'S THE WORD OF THE DAY.
SQUATTERS RIGHTS. IT'S LIKE FINDERS KEEPERS BUT
FOR OTHER PEOPLE'S HOUSES. WHO COULD THAT BE?
LET'S GO SEE, BOYS AND GIRLS. WHO IS IT?
>> IT'S DAMIEN AND MIKKA FROM 7 F.
>> DAMIEN AND MIKKA ARE MY NEW NEIGHBORS.
THEY PAID $1.2 MILLION FOR AN APARTMENT WHERE MR. ROBINSON'S
FRIEND USED TO COOK CRACK. LET'S SEE WHAT THEY WANT.
>> HEY, MR. ROBINSON. SORRY TO BOTHER YOU.
WE ORDERED A NEW 72 INCH SAMSUNG TV AND THEY SAY IT WAS
DELIVERED, BUT IT'S NOT IN THE LOBBY.
AND WE WERE WONDERING IF YOU KNEW ANYTHING ABOUT THAT?
>> DON'T WORRY, BOYS AND GIRLS. MR. ROBINSON KNOWS JUST WHAT TO
SAY IN SITUATIONS LIKE THIS. YOU THINK I STOLE YOUR TV CAUSE
I'M BLACK? >> NO.
OF COURSE NOT. >> IT ALWAYS WORKS, BOYS AND
GIRLS. >> WE WOULD NEVER DO THAT.
>> NO. WE'RE ASKING EVERYONE.
NOT JUST YOU. >> I'M SORRY WE GAVE YOU THAT
IMPRESSION. >> WE'LL GET OUT OF YOUR HAIR.
>> IF YOU SEE THE TV, LET US KNOW.
AND WE WOULD LOVE FOR TO YOU COME TO OUR HOLIDAY PARTY.
>> WHY I WANT TO COME TO YOUR HOLIDAY PARTY?
>> CAN YOU BELIEVE THE NERVE OF THEM BOYS AND GIRLS?
THERE IS A SPECIAL WORD FOR THAT.
RACIST. THEY WEREN'T BEING GOOD
NEIGHBORS AT ALL. EXCUSE ME, BOYS AND GIRLS.
IT'S MORE VISITORS. I DIDN'T TAKE YOUR TV AND YOU
CAN'T PROVE NOTHING. >> MY NAME IS PATRICK.
>> I DON'T KNOW PATRICK. >> I KNOW THAT.
BUT DID I A DNA TEST AND THEY SAID YOU'RE MY FATHER.
I JUST WANT TO MEET YOU. >> BOYS AND GIRLS, THERE IS A
NEW COMPANY CALLED 23 AND ME. BECAUSE OF THEM, 23 PEOPLE NOW
SAY THEIR FATHER IS ME. BE RIGHT THERE!
THAT'S MY CUE, BOYS AND GIRLS. I HAVE TO GO TELL POLICE THERE
IS A STRANGE BLACK MAN BANGING ON MY DOOR.
UNTIL WE MEET AGAIN, ♪ TOMORROW, TOMORROW ♪
♪ I'LL COME BACK HOME TOMORROW WHEN MY KID IS NOT HERE ♪
♪ GOODBYE, BOYS AND GIRLS!