- I KNOW YOU WERE DISAPPOINTED
THAT YOU DIDN'T GET "MAGIC MIKE,"
AND I KNOW YOU AUDITIONED FOR "MAGIC MIKE" AND--
- YEAH, I THINK--I'LL BE HONEST.
I THINK THERE'S A LOT OF FANS THAT ARE DISAPPOINTED
WHO I DIDN'T GET "MAGIC MIKE."
- YEAH.
SO THIS IS YOUR AUDITION TAPE
THAT YOU SENT IN ON YOUR OWN.
- YEAH, YEAH, YEAH.
WELL, THIS WAS--YEAH.
YEAH, MY--
- UH-HUH.
[cheers and applause]
- NOW, WITH--THERE WE GO.
NOW, WITH MOVES LIKE THIS, ELLEN...
- YEAH.
- CAN YOU TELL ME-- NOW, LISTEN.
I GET--I GET IT.
MCCONAUGHEY, HE'S OKAY-LOOKING. - MM-HMM.
- AND HE'S NOT A-- HE'S NOT A TERRIBLE ACTOR.
- MM-HMM.
- BUT DID YOU GUYS JUST SEE THAT?
- YEAH, NO.
WE ALL MISSED OUT TO HAVE MORE OF THAT.
- YOU KNOW, BUT I MADE THAT TAPE.
NOW IT'S AVAILABLE FOR PUBLIC CONSUMPTION,
AND I'M ALSO AVAILABLE FOR HIRE FOR PARTIES AND STUFF, SO...
- WELL, THAT'S GREAT.
WELL, BECAUSE OF YOUR LOVE OF DANCE,
I THOUGHT WE'D PLAY A GAME AND THEN, AT THE SAME TIME,
RAISE MONEY FOR CHARITY.
AND THE CHARITY THAT YOU SUPPORT IS...
- OH, TAILS OF THE CITY.
IT'S AN ANIMAL RESCUE GROUP, WHICH...
- GOOD FOR YOU. - WHICH WE LOVE.
- I'M ALL FOR SUPPORTING ANIMAL RESCUE.
WE'RE GOING TO PUT 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
- OKAY.
- AND I'M GOING TO HOLD UP A CARD,
AND YOU'RE GOING TO DANCE.
I'M GOING TO TRY TO GUESS.
AND EVERY DANCE THAT YOU ACTUALLY GET ME TO GUESS,
$100 WILL GO TO THE ORGANIZATION
UNLESS YOU WANT TO TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF
AND WE'LL $1,000 FOR EACH DANCE THAT YOU--
[cheers and applause]
IT'S FOR A GOOD CAUSE.
- YEAH, CAN I JU--
CAN I BORROW YOUR SON'S TORSO FOR THIS?
[laughter]
YOU GUYS ARE INTO FLAB, RIGHT?
OKAY. ALL RIGHT.
[cheers and applause]
OH, BOY.
[crowd cheering]
- YES!
OH.
I'M--MAN.
WHOO!
YES.
AW.
ALL RIGHT.
WE'RE GONNA HAVE 45 SECONDS ON THE CLOCK.
WE'RE REALLY TRYING TO RAISE $1,000
FOR EACH ONE YOU GET ME TO GUESS
AND--FOR YOUR CHARITY.
ALL RIGHT, READY. GO.
- OH.
[clock ticking]
- UH, ROBOT?
- PASS, PASS, PASS. CAN I PASS?
- UH-HUH. - AM I ALLOWED TO PASS?
- IS IT THIS WAY? THAT WAY?
- OH, OH.
- UH, TWIST. - YES.
- THAT WAY.
UH, WALTZ.
UN, TANGO. - YES.
- UH, ROBOT. - YES.
- UH, TWERKING.
[applause]
UH, VOGUE? - YES!
- UH, FEVER.
DISCO. - YES.
[applause]
- BALLET.
UH, UH...
OH, YEAH.
OH, RIVERDANCE! RIVERDANCE!
[buzzer sounds]
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT.
THANKS TO SHUTTERFLY,
THEY ARE GOING TO GIVE YOU--
HOW MANY DID HE GET RIGHT?
$8,000. - YEAH!
[cheers and applause]
- KEEP IN MIND "ORANGE IS THE NEW BLACK"
IS CURRENTLY AVAILABLE ON NETFLIX.
WATCH FOR SEASON TWO OUT NEXT YEAR.
WE WILL BE RIGHT BACK.
JASON BIGGS.
[cheers and applause]