Hey, Saoirse.
Hey, Ellen.
I was just saying to Ellen she looks really nice.
Well, thanks very much.
You look really nice, too, after a long, long night, right?
You presented at the Golden Globes.
Yeah, it was a night.
It was definitely a night.
I got out of there quicker than I had anticipated though.
Why is that?
Because I wanted to go eat some pizza with my friends.
So right after you presented, you left?
I presented the awards to Christian Bale.
I was like, great, yeah.
This is so great for you.
All right, I'm going to leave now.
And I ran, and I changed.
I went back to the hotel, and I got into my pajamas.
And then I went over, and it was so quick.
I got to meet my friend Jake and Ali's house,
and we watched the rest of it on TV.
So I basically just finished off watching the show
in my pajamas.
Wow, that's hilarious.
With my pizza.
It was brilliant, so I got the best of both worlds.
Yes, it is.
That's a long time, especially when you're the last award.
I know.
But you're used to that.
You've gotten many, many awards.
You're 24.
And you've received 30 awards or something.
That has to be a record.
I didn't know that.
Yeah, well, I'm keeping track of all your awards.
Are you?
That's what I do.
Every time you win--
Have you got me on Google alerts?
Yes.
I just put a mark on my wall in my bedroom every time.
Saoirse update?
Saoirse got another one.
Saoirse got another nom.
I brought you some gifts from the Globes.
Me or everybody?
Well, it's kind of for everyone, particularly for Nicole.
Because I know she did such a good job--
Which Nicole?
There's two.
Well, the one that spelled my name beautifully right here.
Yeah, well, she just used all the vowels eventually.
And then--
And then she got it.
And then she got there.
What did you get her?
Oh, look.
It's a bag of goodies from the Golden Globes.
Oh wow.
What do you get?
They knew I was going to take this stuff.
This has all been--
I was given permission.
All right, let's see.
So the first thing we've got, for anyone who wants it, is a--
I actually did steal this stuff last night--
is a menu.
Oh, wow.
I don't know who would be the highest bidder.
And then we have an empty bottle of water.
Wow.
Did you drink the water?
I think I either drank it or Charlize Theron
might have had a sip.
Oh, wow.
Yeah, just name somebody famous.
She's a lot more impressive than I am.
Right.
So that's that.
OK.
There's some left, so we can check the DNA.
Yep, we've got some napkins.
Wow.
Creased napkins.
Oh, we've got a few fans for the napkins there.
This is genuinely everything that was at the Golden Globes
last night.
There's a couple of tulips here.
Wow.
For anyone who wants that, fresh.
That's great.
They were fresh yesterday anyway.
All right.
You might want those.
What else?
Oh, here's another napkin.
This is my name.
No one--
Oh, wow.
Yes.
Great.
Yeah, what else is in there?
There's a chocolate.
There's a straw.
This is a spoon that was actually at the event
that nobody used because nobody ate anything.
Why is there a syringe in here?
They tried to give us all flu shots.
Oh, they did?
Yeah.
Yes, I saw--
So that's the top prize, I would say.
OK, yes.
Because there is some of the flu shot.
I think Nicole should get that.
I think Nicole should get the whole thing because she--
Nicole should get all of it.
She spelled your name.
She's a lucky lady.
All right.
Lucky Nicole.
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All right.
Congratulations, Nicole.
Did you get new mugs since I was last here?
Yeah.
You can get a lot more water into these now.
Yeah, well, we like to change things up around here.
Are you going to steal this too?
Cheers.
I might--
You should.
I've stolen it already.
All right.
Yeah, you just haven't, yeah.
All right.
I'll sell them.
You can take whatever you want.
Oh, I will.
And bring it to your next talk show.
I will.
Yeah.
All Ellen stuff.
Ellen boxers.
You should.
Whatever you want.
Don't give me ideas.
You don't need any.
It sounds like you're just a thief.
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So you started acting when you were six.
And you didn't even have a choice.
It seems like you just have been acting nonstop and very
successfully.
Was there something at five that you wanted to be?
Or is there something that you look back now
and think I would do that if I'm not an actress?
Yeah, so my dream--
it's still kind of my dream--
genuinely is to be a waitress.
I wanted to be a waitress when I was a child.
And so technically, I am an actor
that wants to be a waitress.
And you meet a lot of waiters and waitresses
that want to be actresses, so I'm actually
the other way around.
Wow.
I think we should send you out and do
a taped piece of you as a waitress
and see how much you enjoy it.
That's the next segment.
And I would steal the stuff.
Yes.
I steal people's food and stuff.
Would you do that if we send you out on a taped piece?
I genuinely would the next time I'm on the show.
All right.
No, I mean tomorrow.
Are you in town?
I can be, for you.
OK, all right.
Do you want me to?
Let's do it.
I feel like I can't really say no to you, so.
Oh, good.
All right, I have other ideas.