- Today we test some really weird pet products.
- Let's talk about that.
(groovy theme music)
Good mythical morning.
- Pets are the friends that never disappoint.
Nobody ever said, you know, today Waggie Gyllenhaal
really hurt my feelings,
because they love you unconditionally,
and they deserve the same from us.
- We asked you how you spoil your pets
because they deserve it, and you answered,
Luke said, biscuits, dogs deserve real biscuts.
like southern style, mama used to make em that way biscuits.
- Human food for animals, okay.
- Yeah, Jordan said, we built a catio, so my cat
could enjoy being outside in the summer.
A catio. - That's real nice.
- Okay now baking and building are great,
but today we are gonna highlight some pre-made,
ready-to-use, super cool products that you can spoil
your Bark Simpson or your Andrew Garfield with.
It's time for, Weird Products You Must Have, Pets Edition.
- Okay warning, we have animals in the studio today.
- It's like a zoo around here.
- Plural, so hold on to your collars.
- Like a petting zoo, or a zoo
if it just had household pets.
- Really just like someone's house that has multiple pets.
And the first product we have is cat wine,
when you don't want to drink alone,
and your cat's the only person you know.
Yes, this is something that exists,
and several different flavors.
We have Mos-cat-o, just gonna pour it out here.
- Now this is not actual wine.
- It's beet juice with catnip in it,
which I didn't really know what catnip was,
but it's actually like a natural plant
that apparently cats love and it makes em go crazy.
Cat-bernet, which, oh that's definitely beet juice,
look at that, it's super, super pink.
- And then I've got some pinot meow
that I'm gonna toss in this one here.
- Yeah, this is available for $11.95
for each one of these bottles at apollopeak.com.
Not a sponsor, just letting you know if you wanna
get your cat drunk, you know where to go.
- Let's just see what happens, of course we need
a real cat for that, ladies and gentlemen,
welcome Vivian the cat to Good Mythical Morning.
This is Lizzie's owner, she's clearly in charge.
- Let's just see if she just is interested in the wine.
- She's a black cat.
- I'm gonna put the wine out so you can bring the cat up,
- Let me turn her around this way.
- Behind the wine, so we can see her drink it.
Look at this, we've got,
- Don't distract her.
- Do what you were about to do.
Careful Link, careful now.
- What do you mean careful?
She's the one about to jump off the desk.
Good cat, good cat.
- Okay Lizzie, what do we do,
we just stick her face in it?
- Just put her down for a second.
- You look nervous, is everything all right with your cat?
- I mean the one thing I told you to do was not hold her, so
- But I love her so much.
- Vivian, it's wine, who ever turned it down?
- Aren't you thirsty for wine cat?
Lizzie's been feeding you too much wine already.
- She doesn't drink.
- She's abstaining. - You can't get too mad at her
- Let's just give her another second.
- I think if you're quiet, maybe like just wait,
let's let her drink in peace.
- This is a very high-class party Vivian.
There's light piano music playing in the background,
and the one thing that we can add to this
to make it a great experience for you
- Is wine. - Wine.
We brought three kinds of wine, we have three wines.
- They're behind you, you're not looking at em currently.
- Right there in the bowl where you usually drink.
- Now did you, I think we tested this wine out at home
with the cat, right? - Yes, yes.
- And she did drink it at home?
- Yes. - She's just a little nervous,
little stage fright.
- It's okay.
- You know, I don't like to drink in front of people either.
- Lay down in it girl.
- I like to drink alone in my bedroom, in the closet.
- [Link] Putting it on your finger.
- [Rhett] I don't know what kind of message
we're sending right now.
- She did like it, I promise.
- And she drank a lot of it.
- Oooh yeah, she drank a whole bowl.
- When your friends won't drink,
- She drank a whole bowl, and then what happened?
- Just presenting them with three options.
- Did she start to feline a lil tipsy?
- Yeah, she liked it.
- [Link] Was she like stumbling everywhere
- [Lizzie] No, they kind of just flop around.
- Flop around? - Yeah.
- She deposited a lot of hair into the catbernet.
- Yeah she's shooting fur, it's like a defense mechanism
at this point.
- Well somebody's gotta drink it.
- [Lizzie] I think it's gonna have to be you guys.
- [Link] Not with all that hair in it.
- You could drink it right from the bottle Link.
- I have my own bottle, you can drink from that one.
Alright, well let's at least see if it'll
make us wallow around on the ground.
- Is it safe for consumption?
For human consumption?
- That I don't know.
- I mean if it can't kill a cat, it can't kill a person,
right, that's science.
- It tastes very beet juice-y.
That nippy nip.
- Ooh, she's looking at me.
I'm drinking your wine.
- You know what the problem is,
we need some bread and some cheese to go with our wine.
There she goes.
So with our catbernet, we've got some
catmembert cheese shaped like a cat as you can see.
- I know why she didn't drink it.
- And we'e got some fo-cat-cia bread here.
- Let's see if that adds anything to this.
- Let's see what's happening.
- I've also got moscato, oh there she is again,
she's back for the party.
- Oh she wants some of this bread.
- [Lizzie] She actually does like cheese,
so you might wanna keep an eye on that.
- Oh okay.
- Just a little,
I don't have anything to,
- We're like animals at this point.
No utensils.
- We're all in this together.
So we got some,
cat bread, cat cheese.
- Vivian, you could be living the life right now.
- Cat wine.
- What a missed opportunity.
- Still not great.
- [Lizzie] You're a star.
- The bread and the cheese is really good though.
- Bread and cheese, really good.
- [Lizzie] Oh no, okay.
- Yes, Lizzie keeps her cat on a leash.
- I'm told that it makes cats wallow around,
but not any more than regular catnip does.
That's the ruling, but no proof here.
- I wouldn't say get this if you're just,
as a person going to drink it.
But maybe your cat will actually enjoy it.
- [Link] Next up we have the twinkle tush,
covering your pet's barrel hole,
while simultaaneously drawing an insane amount
of attention to it.
Available for $5.99 at twinkletush.com.
- Oh yeah.
- Okay, so we have, - Get ready.
- We have our dogs here, Jade and there's Barbara
in baby position.
- Say hi everybody.
- But the position that I don't love
is the one where she's walking away from me
and she's giving me full hole, like that's not good.
- And Barbara is pretty much always
exposing her butthole to me.
- Oh my gosh.
- See, look at that, look at that,
I mean that's just, it's like the eye of Sauron back there.
- It's always looking at you.
- Yeah man, it's like it tracks you down
wherever you're at in the house.
- Jade only shows me hers when she's pooping,
or when she's really happy, like when she's happy,
her tail will come up, but even these, this right here
kind of obstructs it, which is nice,
but for those mere glimpses of genius,
you wanna have one of these.
Now these are for cats, but we're gonna try em
on our dogs because we don't have cats.
- You're gonna love it Barbara, don't worry,
you just trust me, trust daddy.
- Now with so much hair on this,
how are we gonna even get this on here?
- I don't know, there's just so much,
Barbara, stay with me baby, stay with me, stay with me.
There we go, yeah, there we go.
- Oooh, this is gonna be tight.
- No baby, no baby, it's jewelry,
I'm giving you jewelry baby.
It's okay, it's okay,
ow, ow. - She bit you?
- She's trying to bite the thing off.
Okay, hold on, it's,
- I think I got, I think I got mine on there.
- Chase could you come hold the top of Barbara?
- Ooh, this is getting intimate.
Oh yeah, I got it.
- She has so much hair.
- Good job Jade, look at that,
I got mine on there, right over the barrel hole.
That is a surprise waiting to happen.
She's just walking around, woop.
- She's got too much hair.
This might need to be a three-man thing.
I gotta get this thing super big like this.
- Look at how Jade is totally frozen,
she's like, when I hold her tail like this,
she like doesn't move at all.
In sharp contrast to another dog
that I know and love, Barbara.
Oooh, there we go Rhett.
- Yeah but it just is, there we go.
And just turn it.
There we go, there we go baby.
Look how beautiful it is. - It's so beautiful.
- Hold on, it needs to be swiveled
a little bit, let me just, oh god.
- Look at that.
- Show everybody, show everybody Barbie.
- Look at that, hold the tail up Rhett.
- That's perfect right there, look at that,
it's so pretty.
- If that ain't a thumbnail, I've never seen one.
- They're like princesses.
They're like the princesses now.
- Now my question is,
- Oh, you have questions?
- I can see why it's better for a cat because they walk
around with their tail up all the time,
but I'm just wondering, I mean,
what's the poop situation, is it like one of those
trashcans at a fast food restaurant, where, you know,
got a, but the opposite.
- I think it just pushes itself right out of the way.
- I don't know, I think this is pretty great.
You can get em for dogs, but not at twinkletush.com.
- There she goes.
Well, you know what, this looked like so much fun,
when the dogs were experiencing it
- She can stay here.
- Yeah, Barbara will not stay here.
We were like, how do we get in on this kind of fun?
So we have created our own product,
let's show em Link.
It's the Twinkle Tush, the human Twinkle Tush.
- There it is, of course, she's gonna smell it,
because that's what she does.
- It's kind of like a bedazzled badonkadonk.
Now I gotta, just so you know, this is not
the actual butt, that is not the actual butt,
it's actually on top of the jeans.
I know you probably figured that we had
that kind of protrusion.
- [Link] Check it out Jade.
- These are actually available for purchase
because I know that you want one.
Now we tried to get, of course twinkle tush is already
taken because that's what that's called,
we looked up twinkle butt, believe it or not,
twinkle butt is some DIY electronic vehicles company,
not making it up, then we looked up
twinklehiney.com, and that's just a picture
of Micah giving thumbs up.
So we ended up going with sparklebum.com,
go to sparklebum.com right now to get your very own
bedazzled badonkadonk.
- Badonk-a-dazzle. - You're gonna love it.
- And now moving on to the bubble tastic
bacon bubble machine for dogs, because dogs love
bubbles, and all living creatures love bacon.
Alright here we have the bubble-making device,
which runs $24.95 on Amazon,
and it comes with your bacon-scented bubbles,
which we can,
it smells like, - Pretty authentic.
- like liquid, - Bacon bits.
- Liquid smoke.
We're gonna test this out on Superdog Enzo,
who doesn't seem too excited, yet.
- But we have been told that Enzo goes crazy for bubbles.
But Enzo's an old boy, as you might know,
and he's losing his sight, so we may have to direct
him to the bubbles, but once he realizes that
bubbles are happening,
- He should attack.
- We have high expectations for this.
- Okay, I'm gonna turn this thing on here.
Ready, and on.
- [Rhett] Hey Enzo.
- Enzo, look. - Bubbles, bubbles.
- Bubbles Enzo, bubbles. - Bubbles, bubbles, bubbles.
- There you go, wake up.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah, you get them bubbles.
You get em, yeah.
Oh yeah, look at him, look, look, yeah,
there's a bunch over there.
- [Link] Come around this way, come here.
- It's good, we got em over here, we got em on the side.
- Put him over here, oh yeah, there we go.
- Go for it boy.
- Look at them bubbles boy, oh yeah.
- He's loving it and he doesn't even taste em yet.
- I Think he's, - Oh, look at that.
He loves bacon flavor, they should have other flavors, too,
you know, they could have vomit,
they could have other dogs' butts,
dog's own genitals.
- Your great-aunt's crotch.
- Yeah, all that would be very good,
I mean he might be going even crazier.
Look at him.
- Look at that.
- He thinks he's getting bacon with every bite.
- Look at the, listen to the sound his teeth are making.
- It's so great.
Now, any time we have a bacon product on this show,
you know that's an opportunity to make a BLT,
so Link, so we can get in on this action
and make a bacon bubble, lettuce, and tomato sandwich.
I have your side of the sandwich there.
And just grab some bubbles, just grab,
- Sorry Enzo.
You smell the baconiness?
- Oh I'm getting very excited.
Okay, now that's plenty.
- Woops, I dropped my tomato.
Does Enzo eat tomato?
- [Stevie] We'll find out.
- Me neither.
- It totally works.
That totally has a bacon taste to it.
- Really?
- You can't taste it?
Do the Enzo man, you gotta chomp.
- Enzo's very defeated now,
he's like you humans have taken all my bacon bubbles.
You want a sandwich?
Alright, if any of this was compelling,
get one for your dog.
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- Enzo say you know what time it is.
(mewling "you know what time it is")
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