Whoo,
Okay, you got this you got this today. All right.
Okay, This is what you've been waiting for all year
You think you got the best yearbook picture this year.
It's not happening
Here it is
Thanks, mama and a little oregano
I am allergic to oregano. I'm allergic to
You're going to look beautiful in your picture
Mm-hmm.
Oh, I hope so
I hope so
Well, it's too bad for you you wear the exact same thing as me on picture day
It's a coincidence. My mom actually bought me this outfit
Well, I bought my own so grow up honey
And you know at the end of the day
We both look great.
I think I look better and I think you're gonna have to change.
Why
Here's why
Really think I'm gonna fall for that two years in a row.
Oh, it's on
It's on
*Bell Ringing*
Hey everyone, my name is
Photographer Keith
Welcome to picture day
Today is about pictures and Art
Little pro tip might just be for your yearbook,
but you're gonna look at these pictures for the rest of your life
So really make it count, okay
All right, first up. We got Bruno.
Bruno come on over here.
Hi, I'm Bruno
I'm Bruno
Okay said that great.
All right Bruno. Here we go. Big smile.
Okay, little smaller a little smaller
Smaller smile
All right, one, two three
Good enough. Thank you
I am Bruno
Okay, Ryan, you're up. Let's go Oh,
Alright Ryan have a seat
I'm here to send one message
Save the whales right?
Is this really how you want your one photo to be taken?
Listen?
PK
Whales rights are human rights?
Yeah. Well one whale start paying taxes then talk to me
So.
Yeah, dude. I took your picture like 20 seconds ago
I hope you got this sign in there, bud
I didn't I assumed didn't read interface. No sign
Okay, who's next?
Bobby
Picture time brought your own prop. That's great. Catch you the game tonight play for the team No
Why do you wanna look like a football player for your picture? Cuz it's 2018. Oh, yeah, cool the years the answer awesome here
We go. Here we go. One two three
Boom got it can't get one more action. My better side. Each person. Only gets one. Come on. It's easy
You press a button one more time one photo per person
My dragon David
Have a seat right there. All right ready victor big smile. Here we go
Have you ever smelled before? Okay, just smile. Like I don't know think about like
Halloween or sleeping in the graveyard or hey grave. Let's fix that in Photoshop. Here we go. One two, three. There you go
You're all set
No, I'll just out nope
Okay, oh great okay great I'll just do Kristen - how long have you guys been dating I'm the for four days Wow
Okay, good now I'm gonna break up probably in a couple weeks
You guys want to just stop for a second and smile. Just look over here and smile. I
Love you. Okay. Just choose the kissy face you want then? Here you go
Great. Okay, we're all set. We're done
No, we're done. No, you don't have to pose anymore. Hmm. So what does it feel like to always be second best?
Oh, no III really want to win. Oh that's cute. We'll see that even printable
At least my name isn't Eddie sauce. It's TT South next up we have
Titty sauce, it's TT sauce
You mean
Let's go to the bleachers. Wait. Are you the same titty sauce from last year? Yes, I am
You had the best picture last year and the year before titty sauce. Let's get this going
What pose do you want to start with went to the side? Oh, that's beautiful. Yeah. Love it. Your perfect hair so good
Look at you're scared. You're someone just start over you gap great. Oh, look at that emotion. I wish I had your skin
What are these two right here? Look at that. You're gorgeous
Yes
And boom. Okay, cool. We probably got one in there. If not the studio. We'll reach out to you a book another photo shoot
We'll see. Okay next we have Hanna
What
Photographer keep it's my pleasure. Are you? Okay? I've been I'm ready
I've been practicing for 48 hours Wow. Your your face is very sweaty. Very sweaty
It's high light
Can you stop?
Quivery in that bottom lip take a look. Take a deep breath
Let me go good. Okay, here we go. Just think of something nice puppies think of puppies
Okay here. Okay. Good smile. Here we go. Ready?
Sorry Hannah
One two three
Uh
I'm so sorry. Uh
Can we read ticket? Okay one per person titty sauce got to retake. Why can't I get one?
It's pronounced TT South and she's the greatest thing I've ever seen in my life. I haven't been able to sleep
I haven't been able to breathe or really eat one
photo per person
Person today was my year to weigh curity take her away
Wait a second, that's you. I've always wondered what you look like in bikini
No way
Bruno; What?
What's going on?
Oh You haven't heard
Heard what?
I don't know people just seem to think that I got the best picture of the yearbook
That's impossible. I don't know see for yourself
I Saw your picture. How did you do this?
Oh, nothing photographer Keith. Let me swap out my photo
You know he- he might have retouched yours too.
Oh, did he touch up my flyaways
Oh No, See For Yourself
*Shouting*