HI, NICE TO MEET YOU.
>> NOT AS EXCITING AS NICKI I'M AFRAID.
>> Stephen: NO, NO, NO, HAVE I BEEN A FAN OF YOURS SINCE
PRISILLA QUEEN OF THE DESERT.
>> AH.
>> Stephen: BACK IN THE DAY.
>> THAT IS A GOOD BUTCH OZZIE FILM.
>> Stephen: IT SURE IS.
>> ST FUNNY, MADAME-- DID A WAX MODEL OF RUSSELL CROWE BECOME
GLADIATOR AND HUGH JACKMAN WOL VEREEN AND ME DOING THE SORT OF
CAMPUS POSE YOU HAVE EVER SEEN IN YOUR LIFE, OH GREAT.
>> Stephen: WELL, YOU KNOW, PEOPLE OF COURSE KNOW YOU FOR
YOUR ACCLAIMED PERFORMANCE IN MEMENTO, WHICH IS ONE WHERE
PEOPLE SEE YOU FOR THE FIRST TIME AND REALLY BECAME FAMOUS
FOR PEOPLE IN THE UNITED STATES.
>> JUST A GREAT HONOR.
>> Stephen: BRILLIANT FILM.
THAT WAS SORT OF CHRISTOPHER NOLAN'S FIRST BIG INTERNATIONAL
HIT ALSO EVEN THOUGH IT WAS A SMALL FILM.
>> YEAH, YEAH.
>> Stephen.
>> THAT WAS CHRISTOPHER NOLAN WORKING WITHOUT ANY MONEY.
>> Stephen: EXACTLY.
NOW DO YOU EVER REGRET YOU GOT TO BE THE GUY WITH AMNESIA AS
OPPOSED TO THE GUY WITH THE BAT MONDAY IL BECAUSE.
>> THERE WAS A-- WELL, THERE WASN'T A CHANCE FOR ME TO GO AND
PLAY BATMAN BUT CHRIS DID FLY ME OVER TO THE U.K. TO TALK ABOUT
THE ROLE THAT LIAM SEASON ENDED UP PLAYING.
>> Stephen: OH SURE.
>> HE COULD HAVE TOLDZ ME BEFORE I GOT ON THE PLANE BAS IT IS A
LONG WAY TO GO TO FIND OUT YOU HAVEN'T GOT THE JOB.
>> Stephen: BUT WAIT, YOU DEFINITELY DID NOT HAVE THE JOHN
WHEN YOU GOT ON THE PLANE.
>> I DIDN'T KNOW THAT AT THE TIME.
>> Stephen: BUT HE KNEW THAT.
>> SOMEWHERE ALONG THE WAY, I SORT OF ARRIVED.
>> Stephen: OVER ICELAND.
>> THAT'S RIGHT.
GREAT TO SEE YOU, CAN WE TURN THE PLANE AROUND, I GUESS WE
CAN'T.
SO I ARRIVED AND HE SAID IT'S GREAT TO SEE YOU, HERE'S THE BAT
MOBILE AND LET'S JUST GO AND HAVE DINNER ANYWAY.
AND I SAID THIS IS NOT HAPPENING THEN, AND YOU KNOW, YEAH, PRETTY
MUCH.
I THINK-- I KNOW.
>> Stephen: THEY WERE A LITTLE LATE ON THAT.
IT TOOK THEM A LITTLE WHILE TO GET THERE.
>> LIAM NEESON IS PRETTY GOOD.
>> Stephen: HE'S OKAY.
HE HAS A CERTAIN SET OF SKILLS.
SO I CAN TELL BY YOUR BIO AND ACCENT THAT ARE YOU FROM
AUSTRALIA BUT YOU WERE BORN IN ENGLAND FROM.
>> ASS-TRALIA.
>> THAT'S RIGHT, YEAH.
>> Stephen: WERE YOU BORN IN ENGLAND.
>> AND WE WENT TO AUSTRALIA WHEN I WAS THREE AND A HALF.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE ANY-- ARE YOU MORE TEA AND CRUMB
PETS OR MORE LIKE EVERYTHING IN MY COUNTRY WILL TRY TO KILL ME.
>> PLETEE MUCH THAT, ALTHOUGH IF YOU EAT ENOUGH CRUMB PETS I
RECKON THEY WILL KILL TEU.
>> Stephen: AN AUSTRALIAN ACCENT IS TOUGH, IT'S TOUGH TO
DO.
>> CAN YOU?
>> Stephen: NOT REALLY, G DAY.
BUT ONLY THE WITNESSES THAT WILL ENRAGE YOU.
CAN YOU GIVE ME SOME AUSTRALIAN SLANG BECAUSE I HAVE ONE RUN OUT
OF VOCABULARY.
>> WELL, I MEAN, THE OBVIOUS THING THAT WE DO IS WE CUT THE
END OFF EVERY WORD AND PUT A Y SO CHRISTMAS WOULD BE CHRISSY.
>> Stephen: IS IT REALLY.
>> PRESSIE WOULD BE PRESSIES, BREAKFAST WOULD BE BREAKY THERE
ARE A FEW WORDS LIKE FAIR DINGHAM.
>> YOU NEVER HEARD OF THAT.
>> Stephen: NO.
WHAT IS FAIR DINGHAM.
>> I DON'T KNOW THE ANSWER BUT WE USE IT.
>> Stephen: GIVE ME AN EXAMPLE.
>> IF I WAS TO SAY SOMETHING LIKE TO YOU LIKE SOME FAR
FETCHED STORY THAT WAS REALLY, YOU KNOW, THAT YOU REALLY
COULDN'T BELIEVE, WOULD YOU BE FAIR DINGHAM.
>> AND I WOULD SAY FAIR DINGHAM.
>> Stephen: WHAT DOES THAT MEAN, LIKE ARE YOU KIDDING ME
OR.
>> YES, THAT'S RIGHT T IS A LITTLE BIT OF EVERYTHING AND WE
MIGHT HAVE-- .
>> Stephen: CAN ANYTHING BB DINGHAM OR MIGHT BE FAB FAIR.
>> WE MIGHT SHORTEN IT.
LIKE I SAID I SAW COLBERT RIDING DOWN IN A ROYALS RIS AND
SOMEBODY GOES FAIR DINGHAM, I GO DINGS.
>> Stephen: AND ARE YOU NOT ENTIRELY SURE WHAT THAT MEANS.
>> I SPHEEL I KNOW WHAT IT MEEFNS BUT IT IS TOO HARD FOR ME
TO EXPLAIN TO YOU.
YOU KNOW T IS ONE OF THOSE THINGS.
I CAN'T BELIEVE WE ARE TALK BEING THIS ON YOUR STHOA, SEE.
I EXPECT YOU TO USE THIS NOW.
>> Stephen: ALL THE TIME.
>> I WANT DONALD TRUMP TO USE IT.
>> Stephen: FAIR DINGHAM.
>> FAIR DINGHAM GUYS.
DINGS, YOU ARE AN ISLAND SURROUNDED BY A LOT OF WATER,
OCEAN WATER.
>> THE THING HE NEVER SAID ABOUT THE WATER IS THAT IT WAS WET
W59ER.
>> Stephen: GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
>> GOES WITHOUT SAYING.
DINKS.
>> THE NEW SERIES ON NETFLIX IS YOU WILL KAD THE INNOCENCE.
>> THE INNOCENCE.
>> Stephen: WHO ARE THE INNOCENTS AND ARE THEY TRULY
INNOCENT?
>> NO, NO, IT FOLLOWS IT A PAIR OF YOUNG LOVERS WHO RUN OFF
TOGETHER AND THEN WE LEARN THAT THIS YOUNG GIRL IS AFFLICTED
WITH THIS SORT OF GENETIC MALFUNCTION WHERE SHE IS A SHAPE
SHIFTER WITHOUT REALIZING IT IT IS A REALLY DIFFICULT SHOW TO
EXPLAIN, IT IS A LITTLE BIT LIKE FAIR DINKHAM, A NEW NETFLIX SHOW
CALLED FAIR DINKHAM.
>> Stephen: DINKFLIX , GUY, LOVELY TO SEE YOU, NICE TO
MEET YOU, THANKS FOR BEING HERE.
THE INNOCENTS PREMIERS AUGUST 24th ON NETFLIX.
GUY PEARCE, EVERYBODY.
WE'LL BE RIGHTS BACK WITH A PERFORMANCE BY MAC MILLER.