>> Stephen: HEY, LADIES AND GENTLEMEN.
WELCOME BACK TO THE SHOW.
FOLKS, YOUU KNOW MY NEXT GUEST FROM "FOXCATCHER" AND
"SPOTLIGHT."
HE'S NOW RETURNING AS THE INCREDIBLE HULK IN "THOR:
RAGNAROK."
>> WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN?
EVERYBODY THOUGHT YOU WERE DEAD!
SO MUCH HAS HAPPENED SINCE I LAST SAW YOU.
I LOST MY HAMMER, LIKE, YESTERDAY, SO THAT'S STILL
PRETTY FRESH.
LOKI, LOKI IS ALIVE.
YOU CAN BELIEVE IT?
HE'S UP THERE.
LOKI, LOOK WHO IT IS!
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: PLEASE GIVE A BIG
HULK SMASH TO MARK RUFFALO.
♪ ♪ ♪
>> THAT'S BEAUTIFUL!
>> Stephen: NICE TO SEE YOU AGAIN.
>> WOW!
WOW, WHAT A CROWD.
>> Stephen: VERY FEW OF MY GUESTS ALLOW ME TO PET THEIR
FACE.
YOU'RE VERY-- YOU'RE VERY LOVING AND GIVING.
>> WE GO WAY BACK.
>> Stephen: WE REALLY DO, 2015-- YOU CAME ON THE OLD SHOW,
TO.
>> 2008.
FRACKING.
>> Stephen: WE TALKED ABOUT FRACKING BACK THEN.
>> WE BANNED IT.
>> Stephen: DID WE BAN IT?
>> WE BANNED IT IN NEW YORK STATE, SCOTLAND, IRELAND.
WE'RE DOING AN INTERNATIONAL TOUR.
IS THIS YOURS?
CAN I HAVE SOME OF THIS?
>> Stephen: WELCOME BACK.
THE LAST TIME YOU WERE ON THIS SHOW TALKING TO ME NOVEMBER OF
2015!
>> IT WAS A LONG TIME AGO.
>> Stephen: GOOD LORD.
>> TOO LONG.
>> Stephen: IT'S A DIFFERENT WORLD.
IT REALLY IS.
>> A LOT'S HAPPENED SINCE THEN.
>> Stephen: IT SURE HAS.
>> I USED TO BE ABLE TO SLEEP BACK THEN.
( LAUGHTER ) REMEMBER SLEEP?
>> Stephen: OH, YEAH... WHICH DOTH KNIT THE RAVELED SLEEVE OF
CARE.
>> OOOH.
>> Stephen: YEAH-- YOU DON'T, LIKE, DRESS UP OR ANYTHING FOR
HALLOWEEN, DO YOU?
>> I DO.
>> Stephen: YOU DO?
>> I DO YOU.
>> Stephen: SPEND ALL YOUR TIME IN OUTFITS.
IT MUST TAKE HOURS TO GET IN THAT GREEN HULK MAKEUP.
>> NO, THERE'S NO MAKEUP AT ALL.
>> Stephen: NEVER?
>> NO I HAVE TO WEAR A SILLY LITTLE SUIT.
>> Stephen: IS THAT WHAT THIS IS?
YES, THAT'S WHAT THIS IS.
THERE YOU ARE.
>> A TRAINED ACTOR REDUCED TO A CHINESE CHECKERBOARD.
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: IN THAT SCENE, LIKE, THE GRUNTING.
>> THAT'S MINE.
>> Stephen: BUT DO YOU -- >> I DO ALL MY OWN GRUNTING,
STEVE!
( LAUGHTER ).
>> Stephen: BUT DO YOU ACTUALLY DO THE GRUNTING?
THEY DON'T LAY THE GRUNTING IN THERE.
>> I DO MY GRUNTING.
I DO MY YELLING, I DO MY ROARING, THAT'S ME.
>> Stephen: WHEN YOU DO, "HULK NO LIKE," THAT'S YOU.
>> HULK LIKE FIRE, THOR LIKE WATER!
( CHEERS AND APPLAUSE ) >> Stephen: TOTALLY BUY IT.
TOTALLY BUY IT.
♪ ♪ ♪ >> YEAH!
>> Stephen: SO THE THE NEW MOVIE IS "THOR: RAGNAROK.
THE LAST TIME YOU WERE HERE YOU WERE HERE FOR "SPOTLIGHT."
SO "THOR: RAGNAROK AND "SPOTLIGHT," WHERE IS THE
CROSS-OVER THERE FOR YOU?
HOW ARE THE POLITICAL AND SOCIAL MESSAGES ANY WAY THE SAME FOR
YOU?
I KNOW YOU'RE A SERIOUS OORKT AND I WANT TO KNOW HOW YOU TOOK
THAT "SPOTLIGHT" EXPERIENCE, AND THE PERFORMANCE OF HULK WITH
SOME OF THAT REALLY HEARTBREAKING, SOUL-SEARCHING,
REALLY SCATHING INDICTMENT OF AMERICA'S SOCIAL, POLITICAL, AND
RELIGIOUS POWER STRUCTURE?
( LAUGHTER ) ( LAUGHTER )
IS IT DIFFERENT?
IS IT DIFFERENT MOVIE?
>> IT'S SLIGHTLY DIFFERENT.
>> Stephen: YEAH.
I SAW THEM BOTH.
I LIKED THEM BOTH VERY MUCH.
>> BUT IN THE END, BY THE WAY -- >> Stephen: IN THE END?
>> I CAN'T TELL.
IT'S A SPOILER ALERT.
SORRY.
I GET IN TROUBLE A LOT.
>> Stephen: OH, WAIT, YOU GOT IN BIG TROUBLE.
>> I GET IN A LOT OF TROUBLE.
>> Stephen: TELL THE PEOPLE WHAT YOU DID THAT MUST HAVE
DRIVEN MARVEL OR DISNEY CRAZY.
YOU GAVE AWAY THE WHOLE MOVIE, DIDN'T YOU?
>> WELL, ONLY THE FIRST 10 MINUTES OF IT.
>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU DO THIS AGAIN?
>> WELL, IN MY DEFENSE -- >> Stephen: SOMEONE ATTACKING
YOU?
>> THEY ASKED ME TO DO AN INSTAGRAM LIVE POST.
>> Stephen: WHO DID?
>> MARVEL!
DISNEY!
>> Stephen: YEAH.
>> AND SO-- AND SO I SAID I WOULD DO THAT, BUT I HAD NEVER
DONE INSTAGRAM LIVE SO I DIDN'T REALLY KNOW HOW IT WORKED.
>> Stephen: BECAUSE ARE YOU A...
>> GRANDPA!
>> Stephen: YES.
>> IT WAS A GRANDPA MOVE.
I WENT TO BED A LEADING MAN, AND SOMEHOW I WOKE UP A GRANDPA,
OKAY.
BUT I-- SO I WENT BACKSTAGE, AND I WAS-- I WAS DOING THE
INSTAGRAM LIVE, AND IT WAS FUN AND GAMES AND EVERYONE LOVED IT.
AND I WAS DOING THE AUDIENCE.
AND THEN THEY SAID, "RETURN TO YOUR SEAT.
WE'RE GOING TO START MOVIE.
OF THE SO I PUSHED THE BUTTON, WHAT YOU THINK IS GOING TO STOP
IT, BUT THERE'S ANOTHER BUTTON TO STOP IT.
>> Stephen: WHAT DID THE FIRST BUTTON DO?
>> THE FIRST BUTTON JUST TELLS YOU TO PUSH THE SECOND BUTTON TO
STOP IT.
>> Stephen: WHY NOT MAKE THE FIRST BUTTON TO STOP IT.
>> THAT'S WHAT I SAID!
>> Stephen: SO?
>> SO I ENDED UP SHOVING IT IN MY POCKET AND SITTING DOWN AND
WATCHING THE MOVIE.
WELL, IT WAS LIVE.
( LAUGHTER ) >> Stephen: SO IT WAS
BROADCASTING...
>> IT'S BROADCASTING TO THE MOVIE BASICALLY FREE TO MILLIONS
AND MILLIONS OF HOPEFULLY PAYING VIEWERS.
( LAUGHTER ) AND --
>> Stephen: HOW DID YOU FIND OUT--
>> AND MY PHONE WAS BLOWING UP.
PEOPLE WERE TEXTING ME.
AND I MUST GOT 50 TEXTS IN 10 MINUTES.
>> Stephen: SAYING, "STOP THIS, YOU IDIOT."
>> OF COURSE, THAT'S WHAT THEY WERE SAYING BUT I DIDN'T WANT TO
BE RUDE AND TAKE OUT MY PHONE AND LOOK AT THE TEXT S.
>> Stephen: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO THAT.
>> YOU CAN'T DO THAT IN A MOVIE!
YOU'RE AN A-HOLE IF YOU DO THAT.
>> Stephen: DO YOU HAVE IT WITH YOU?
DO YOU HAVE YOUR PHONE WITH YOU?
>> NO GOOD DEED-- YEAH, BUDDY.
NO GOOD DEED GOES UNPUNISHED.
I'M SITTING THERE ENJOYING THE MOVIE WITH MY FAMILY, AND A
WOMAN CAME UP AND SHE POKED ME ON THE SHOULDER AND I TURNED AND
I SAID, "YEAH, WHAT, WHAT IN?
AND SHE SAID, "YOUR PHONE IS ON!
YOU'RE INSTAGRAMMING LIVE THIS WHOLE SHOW!
YOU'VE BEEN INSTAGRAMMING LIVE FOR 10 MINUTES!
TURN IT OFF!"
OH, NO.
OH,-- OH, NO!
"TURN IT OFF!" " "YEAH, YEAH, TURN TAKEOFF."
50 TEXTS.
PEOPLE I HAVEN'T SEEN SINCE HIGH SCHOOL ARE TEXTING ME, "TURN OFF
YOUR PHONE!
MARVEL'S GOING TO FIRE YOU!
WE LOVE YOU."
>> Stephen: THEY DIDN'T FIRE YOU, DID THEY?
>> WELL, NOT YET.
I'M IN THE MIDDLE OF A MOVIE.
THEY'RE NOT GOING TO FIRE YOU BEFORE YOU'RE FINISHED.
>> Stephen: WHAT'S THE ONE YOU'RE DOING RIGHT NOW.
>> "INFINITE WAR TWO" OR "AVENGERS 3-- I MEAN "AVENGERS
4."
>> Stephen: SO IT'S THE EIGHTH IN A SERIES.
>> WE'RE DOING "AVENGERS 3 AND FOUR," OR "INFINITE WAR 1 AND
TWO."
I KNOW IT'S A LITTLE CONFUSING.
>> Stephen: WHEN WILL THEY MAKE UP THEIR MIND?
>> ONCE THEY TEST SCREEN TPROBABLY.
>> Stephen: HAVE YOU DONE "INFINITE WAR 1 IN?
AND "AVENGERS 3?" >> YES.
>> Stephen: AND WHEN DO WE GET TO SEE THAT?
>> WHEN IT COMES OUT, STEVE.
>> Stephen: BUT I REALLY ENJOYED THE "THOR: RAGNAROK.
>> YOU DID?
>> Stephen: OH, I LOVED IT.
>> DID YOU?
YOU SAW IT.
>> Stephen: I SAW IT ON A LITTLE SCREEN LYING IN BED.
>> THAT'S ALL RIGHT.
THIS WAS HILARIOUS.
>> Stephen: I GOT TO SEE IT-- BECAUSE I'M SPECIAL EYE GOT TO
SEE AT HOME ON A LITTLE LINK THEY SEND YOU.
AND IT'S REALLY ENJOYABLE.
IT'S REALLY GREAT.
>> HOW GOOD WAS IT ON A SCALE OF 1-10.
>> >> Stephen: 1-10 LIKE--
>> 1 BEING NOT SO GOOD AND 10 BEING REALLY, REALLY AMAZING.
>> Stephen: IT WOULD BE 10.
>> WHY, STEVE--
I'D GO T SEE THAT MOVIE BASED ON THAT RECOMMENDATION.
>> Stephen: I DON'T THINK IT'S GOING TO NEED MY RECOMMENDATION
TO SEE THIS MOVIE.
>> PEOPLE SEEM TO LIKE IT.
>> Stephen: IT'S GOT SLOW SEENS SCOOENS IN IT WHEN YOU
DON'T SEE.
>> IT'S GOT TWO GUYS BROWING DOWN, HULK AND THOR APOLOGIZING
TO EACH OTHER AFTER A TERRIBLE ARGUMENT.
>> Stephen: THE THOR-- THE THOR.
THOR AND HULK-- AND HULK TALKS A LOT IN THIS.
>> HE DOES.
>> Stephen: DID YOU INSIST, "I'M GOING TO DO THIS MOVIE BUT
YOU HAVE TO GIVE ME WORDS TO SAY."
>> I'M SO SICK OF GRUNTING.
I WANT TO SAY SOMETHING FOR (BLEEP).
>> Stephen: YOU'RE HULK FOR MOST OF THE MOVIE.
>> YEAH!
WHAT'S HE LIKE TO BE A ROOMMATE WITH?
HOW DOES HE EAT?
HOW DOES HE DO STUFF?
I'M SICK OF YELLING AND SCREAMING AND SMASHING ALL THE
TIME, MAN!
IT GETS OLD!
>> Stephen: HULK'S GOT FEELINGS IN THIS ONE.
HE HAS REGRETS.
>> HE DOES.
HE DOES.
I THINK HE'S THE EMOTIONAL -- >> Stephen: THOR OF THE MOVIE
WITHOUT A DOUBT.
IT SHOULDN'T BE CALLED "THOR."
IT SHOULD CALLED HULK.
>> HOW ABOUT "THULK."
>> Stephen: THULK, OR HOR.
>> Stephen: "THOR: RAGNAROK" IS IN THEATERS FRIDAY.