>>HONEY, I THINK IT'S TIME WE TELL HIM HE'S NOT
OUR BIOLOGICAL SON. >>WE CAN'T DO THAT.
REMEMBER WE PROMISED WE WOULD NEVER REVEAL HIS REAL PARENTS.
>>I KNOW, BUT I THINK IT'S STARTING TO HAVE A NEGATIVE
EFFECT ON OUR OTHER SON. >>OH NO, THAT'S JUST A LITTLE
SIBLING RIVALRY. >>ARE YOU SURE?
>>OF COURSE I AM. BOYS, COME DOWN FOR DINNER.
>>HOW WAS YOUR DAY BOYS? >>OH IT WAS ALL RIGHT.
THE PRESIDENT CALLED AND HAD ME PREVENT ANOTHER MASSIVE ALIEN INVASION SO...
>>GOOD JOB CLARK. >>WELL YOU KNOW IT'S THE SAME THING EVERYDAY
FOR ME. 'CAUSE I'M AWESOME.
>>WELL WE ARE VERY PROUD OF YOU. >>OH I ALSO FLEW UP INTO OUTER SPACE AND GRABBED
THE MOON AND MOVED IT OVER TO SHIELD US FROM A GIANT
METEORITE. >>GOOD FOR YOU!
>>I KNOW. >>WELL HOW ABOUT YOU MATT?
>>COME ON TELL US WHAT YOU DID TODAY SWEETHEART. [MUMBLING] >>WHAT WAS THAT?
>>I MADE THE TRACK TEAM. [LAUGHING] >>OH!
OH THAT IS WONDERFUL! >>YEAH WAY TO GO SON!
>>CONGRATULATIONS BROTHER! YOU MUST BE PROUD.
>>MY COACH WAS IMPRESSED HE SAID I'M REALLY FAST.
[MOCKING] >>HEY DO YOU GUYS REMEMBER WHEN I WAS ON THE TRACK TEAM.
THE COACH WOULD SHOOT THE STARTING GUN AND I'D RACE THE BULLET?
I ALWAYS WON. >>YEAH DID YOU WEAR THOSE LAME TIGHTS TO THE
MEETS TOO? >>OKAY, BOYS, THAT'S ENOUGH.
>>HEY MAYBE WHEN I'M DONE SAVING THE EARTH I CAN COME
FLY ON OVER TO ONE OF YOUR MEETS BECAUSE I CAN FLY!
>>CLARK! >>WELL AT LEAST I DON'T WEAR THE WORST DISGUISE
EVER. NEWS FLASH!
EVERYONE KNOWS YOUR SECRET IDENTITY. >>YEAH, NO DUH.
YOU'D THINK I WOULD WANT TO DO ALL THOSE THINGS AND
NOT TAKE CREDIT FOR IT? I'M NOT AN IDIOT LIKE BATMAN.
OH I WEAR THE MASK TO PROTECT MY FRIENDS. OH MY PARENTS DIED!
>>NO, THAT'S INSENSITIVE. COME ON CLARK.
>>WELL AT LEAST WHEN HE SAVES A CITY HE DOESN'T KNOCK DOWN
EVERY BUILDING IN THE PROCESS. >>OKAY...
THAT'S A LOW BLOW. >>MAYBE THE "S" STANDS FOR STUPID.
>>AH! MAYBE YOU STAND FOR STUPID.
DANG IT! WHY DON'T YOU COME ON UP HERE LITTLE MAN
AND SHOW ME HOW TOUGH YOU REALLY ARE?
>>NO, THERE WILL BE NO HITTING AT THE TABLE. >>DON'T WORRY MOM, THEY DON'T CALL ME
MAN OF STEEL FOR NOTHING.
[SMACK] >>OH! YOUR PITHY SLAPS ARE LIKE A SUMMER'S BREEZE.
[SMACK] >>SWEET JUSTICE LEAGUE, HOW ARE YOU HITTING SO HARD?
>>KRYPTONITE. >>OH!
THAT'S IT. I'M USING MY LASER BEAM VISION AND GIVING
YOU PREMATURE MALE PATTERNED BALDNESS.
>>NO! NO! >>THAT'S ENOUGH. SIT DOWN!
I DIDN'T WANT TO DO THIS, BUT YOUR MOTHER
IS RIGHT. IT'S TIME WE TELL YOU THE TRUTH.
SON, YOU'RE ADOPTED. >>I KNEW IT!
I KNEW YOU COULDN'T BE MY BIOLOGICAL BROTHER! EVERYTHING MAKES SENSE NOW.
>>NO MATT, CLARK ISN'T ADOPTED, YOU ARE.
>>WHAT? WHAT?
YOU'RE BOTH SUPER HEROES TOO? >>EVERYONE ON EARTH'S A SUPERHERO EXCEPT
YOU. >>OH!
YEAH!