Our first guest is part of one of the most famous families
in the world.
Please welcome Khloe Kardashian.
I haven't seen you in ages.
I know.
I just was reminded that I was pregnant
the last time I was here.
Yeah, now True is 2?
And a half.
Wow.
Yeah.
It's a long time.
She's going to college soon.
I've seen your-- that's early.
She must be brilliant.
Genius.
Is she really super smart?
No, she is super smart.
But I think every mom says that.
Wouldn't it be nice if some mothers were honest and said,
my child is not that smart.
Because there are some that aren't smart.
And you know it.
So they've got to be yours, somebody's.
Yeah, right, I know.
But if they're cute, I guess that's--
anyway, thanks for being here.
So True, I have a video that we want to show this clip of her.
Are you teaching her about makeup, or is this on her own?
This is on her own.
But I'm sure she sees us putting on makeup.
She watches you.
All right, so she's 2 and 1/2, and she
needs to get dressed to go out.
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- can I see?
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[LAUGHTER]
She likes the big full lip.
[CLAPPING]
She's Kylie Jenner.
Yes, and then you're bound to have this happen.
There's a picture of her on your furniture.
I know.
You know you can't have white furniture and a child.
It's one of the reasons I don't have a child, because I
have white furniture.
I guess it's my fault. But oh, that just--
I'm so clean and crazy.
But a makeup wipe really just took it all off.
Really?
Yeah, I was shaking.
I was like, Oh, my God.
You can't get mad.
She's so cute and having fun.
But a makeup wipe--
the makeup wipe took it out.
Oh, good to know.
Good to know.
So you and Tristan are co-parenting,
which I think that is--
I don't know whether you're together or not together.
But the fact that you're co-parenting,
that's all that matters when you have a child.
Whatever happens in your relationship, whatever
if it doesn't work out, when you have a child,
you have a commitment to that child.
And the two of you are honoring that.
And I think that's great.
I think it's one--
[CLAPPING]
Thank you.
It's one of the hardest things I think I've ever done
is because when you either-- you have
your own personal feelings.
But when you can put those aside,
and you just put your child first--
I mean, it sounds great when you're
all in love and everything.
When you go through something, it's such a challenge.
But to do it, I know how good I feel about myself,
and that I'm--
But my parents were that example for me.
And my sister Kourtney and Scott are the same way.
You put your kids first.
And it's hard sometimes.
But it pays off.
And they're happy, beautiful, flourishing children.
Yeah, it's what-- if you're going to have a child,
you have to recognize that maybe your relationship doesn't
work out, but this is now a whole different path.
Yeah, well, good for you.
Thank you.
We have to take a break because we do commercials
in between this.
Oh, OK, got it.
I'll show you how television works, Khloe.
We're going to take a break.
And we'll be back with Khloe after this.
You went to Kim's 40th birthday party, right?
Yes.
How many people went?
Maybe 20 or 25.
Wow.
Yeah.
And nobody knew where they were going?
Nobody knew where they were going.
We didn't find out until on the plane.
And it was so special.
And we all were speculating.
We just knew it was tropical.
We knew we were going to go somewhere, so what to pack.
And we were told three nice outfits for dinners
or something like that.
But other than that, we had no idea.
And it was the coolest experience
to be that surprised.
So I won't ask where because it was
a secret where you all went.
Jersey.
Jersey?
Oh, how exciting.
Tropical.
[LAUGHING]
Right on the shore, so nice.
They have the Ferris wheel.
And then she gets in trouble.
Kim got in trouble for talking about it, right?
I haven't heard a lot about it.
But I did hear that people were upset that we all
went out of town or--
I don't really know the extent of it.
But this year is a frustrating year.
I get it.
I think there's so many frustrations
going on for everybody.
But also, it's her 40th.
And this is something that she really wanted to do for us.
It was such a nice thing.
And being there with all the precautions and everything
that we took, and being there, and how
grateful everybody was for the tourism aspect of it,
and how so many people said that we their first party
or guests that they've had in months,
and what it's done for them to be able to pay their bills
or to do stuff for their family, I mean, just
hearing those messages when we were there,
we felt really good.
And we felt so safe.
And we did it in the safest way I could imagine someone
doing it.
I mean, it's such a beautiful experience.
And I want Kim to focus on just how beautiful it was
and what she did for everybody.
I mean, I don't want that to overshadow all the greatness
that happened.
Exactly, and everybody in the-- did the whole family go?
The whole family went.
Kylie did not go.
She had some work stuff.
But everybody else went.
My brother went.
Did Kylie not go because she and Kendall are fighting now?
I don't understand this.
So there's so much fighting in the family.
We showed the Catdashians.
I love.
It's a good show.
Yeah, it's a good show.
So last year, Kourtney and Kim were fighting.
And now Kendall and Kylie are fighting.
You just back away from it all.
You don't get involved.
No, they're afraid of me.
Oh, really?
I don't back away from--
I know my strength.
And I would probably kick all their asses at once.
I believe that you could.
Yeah, but verbally, I'm the first one to get in there.
Physically, I'm like, it's not a fair fight, so I can't do that.
Right, good for you for knowing your strength,
because that would not be fair to hurt them like that.
It would be mean.
All right, so I have a great idea for you.
Am I going to fight one of my sisters?
Yes.
OK.
Which one do you want to fight?
They're all lined up back there.
So who would you like to fight first?
Bring them all out.
All right, no, it's not that.
But now that you've given me that idea,
I'm going to think about it.
We're going to take a break.
And I'll show you after we come back.
And we're back again with Khloe Kardashian.
So it's been announced that the show is ending.
And your mom said that you're taking it the hardest.
Yeah, I'm so attached to my film crew.
And I think what people don't realize
is they've been with us essentially since season
one, the majority of them.
And they've been with us through births, deaths, divorces,
transitions, so many things that are monumental moments
in anyone's lives.
And so I think emotionally, we're
really just attached to one another.
God, look at that, how long ago.
It's crazy.
So long ago.
It's amazing.
Well, will you do a spinoff do you think?
I don't know.
I mean, I never say never, because it's
gotten me in trouble before.
But I just think we all need a little break
and just see where life takes us.
Yeah, I have an idea for a spinoff.
I don't know-- anyway, I'll just show you my ideas.
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- Sad about the Kardashians ending?
Don't be, because one sister isn't
ready to hang up her Skechers.
And good news, she's still single.
Keeping Up with Karla, because what else do you have going on?
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Hello, I think the Shake Weight was my favorite.
You can be in it, too.
I mean, it would be Keeping Up with Karla, but if you
want to be in it sometimes--
A little cameo, yeah.
Just once in a while.
You don't have to commit now.
Well, I am dying to be in it.
Oh, OK, all right.
A little cameo.
We have it on tape.
Are we rolling?
All right, tWitch will read a category,
and we will have five seconds to name three of those things.
And then hit the buzzer to stop the clock.
I will go first so you see how it works.
tWitch, what you got?
All right, Ellen, name three Kardashians.
Khloe, Kris, and Kourtney.
[BELL DINGING] But Kris is Jenner, right?
Oh, yeah, you're right.
I was wrong.
Khloe, name three more.
Oh my God, Kourtney, Kimberly, and Khloe.
[BELL DINGING] [LAUGHING]
All right, Ellen, give three nicknames people call you.
Bell Head, Ed, E.
Bell Head?
My father used to call me Bell Head.
What a loving name for a child.
[LAUGHING]
OK, Khloe, give three nicknames you have for True.
Tutu, Truezels, [YELLING] [BUZZER BEEPING] Oh, Bunny.
[BELL DINGING] OK.
Bunny is cute.
Don't call your child Bell Head.
I won't.
No Bell Head.
Ellen, name three things you make fun of Andy for.
He doesn't pay attention.
He's constantly looking at his phone.
And he's [BUZZER BEEPING] old.
[LAUGHING]
Like a grandpa old.
Khloe, name three things you make fun of Kim for.
Oh my God, just how she's always so overdressed.
[BUZZER BEEPING] I don't know.
I'm not good with a timer.
I freak out.
That's all right, we'll give you time.
Two more.
OK, really?
Yeah.
OK, she's always overdressed.
She used to be always late, but not so much anymore.
Just, I mean, Fancy Nancy.
That's her nickname.
Fancy Nancy?
Fancy Nancy.
Oh, [BELL DINGING] yep.
OK, Ellen, name three sexy Halloween costumes.
Anything, nurse, janitor, doctor, [BELL DINGING] right?
Sexy janitor right there.
All right, you should have-- you have 10 seconds.
I have five.
You have 10 seconds.
Thank God.
Yeah, OK.
Khloe, name three reasons to dress in costume other
than Halloween.
Be festive.
Do it for your kids.
Do it for the 'gram.
[BELL DINGING] Yeah.
Do it for the 'gram.
I didn't need 10 seconds.
You didn't even need 10.
All right Ellen, name three favorite snack foods.
Cheetos, salt and vinegar chips, Rice Krispie treat.
[BELL DINGING]
All right, Khloe, name three things
you love to buy at Costco.
Oh my God, cereal, toilet paper, and a vacuum.
[BELL DINGING]
[LAUGHING]
I buy a lot of vacuums.
[LAUGHING]
Yeah, how often do you go to the Costco?
My mom and I are obsessed with Costco.
You are, really?
Love Costco.
Yes, oh my God, first person there.
[BELL DINGING]
[LAUGHTER]
Ellen, name three things you don't want to touch.
Germs, dog mess, and throw up.
[BELL DINGING]
[LAUGHTER]
All right, Khloe, name three things
you can't do with long nails.
Nothing; I can do everything with long nails.
[BELL DINGING] Can no one tell me otherwise.
You can do everything with long nails?
Everything.
I keep looking at those going I don't know how you do anything.
Oh my gosh, my sisters hate my long nails.
And this is for them.
[BELL DINGING]
[LAUGHTER]
Ellen, name three things that change when you get married.
You love more.
You are more patient and more compassionate.
Ah.
[CLAPPING]
All right, Khloe, name three things that
change when you become a mom.
You have more patience.
You have more love.
And you have more happiness.
[BELL DINGING]
Yes, yes, yes.
[CLAPPING]
[ALARM RINGING]
Oh, I win by one point, 7-6.
but I'll just make it a tie.
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