>>What the...
(Epic music plays)
(Angelic choir music)
Sonic: Gotta go Fast!
>>20 minutes ago, an energy surge knocked out power across the entire Pacific Northwest.
>>This needs someone who can figure out exactly what we're dealing with.
>>You're not suggest who I think you're suggesting.
>>We have no choice.
>>What the?
Eggman: Are you in charge here?
>>Yes, I...
Eggman: NOPE!
WRONG!
I'M IN CHARGE! Allow me to clarify.
In a squintly-ranked hierarchy, based on level of critical importance,
the disparity between us is too vast to quantify. Agent Stone?
>>The doctor thinks your basic.
>>Listen pal.
I don't know if you realize....
Eggman: I'm sorry, Major. What was your name?
>>Benny....
Eggman: Nobody cares!
>>SSPD!
Sonic: Uh, meow?
Both: (Screaming)
Sonic: Oh, come on.
>>OK, pal, I want answers.
Sonic: Basically, it looks like I'm gonna have to save your planet.
(glass shatters)
Sonic: (chuckles) Is that all you got?!
Eggman: No, but thank you for asking.
Whatever this creature is, our job is to secure it, neutralize it, and see what makes it tick.
Sonic: Look at this. I took 9 million steps today
Whoo hoo!
>>Stay in there and be quiet.
How much longer? I keep breathe in here.
Do you have your child in that bag?
>>No, I mean, yes. It's a child, but it's not mine.
It's not your child?
Sonic: Smells like body spray and old ham sandwich.
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