- [Producer] This is the list.
- Oh yay we got a list! - Don't need that.
- What, yes we do.
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- Today we are going to try and label a map of Europe.
- Why do you do the radio voice every single time?
- That's my normal voice. - Today.
- What's your geography like?
How do you think you'll do at this?
- So, I did geography at school.
- What, GCSE?
- A level as well. - Oh okay.
- I won an award actually, like best in borough.
- Really? - But it wasn't this stuff.
- Oh yeah, coastal erosion. - Yeah.
- Yeah, I mean, I think from the previous
geography video I did, I've proved
just how little knowledge I have
of the world or anything that isn't
in my immediate circle.
- I've been to the places but I just,
I don't know where they are. - Yeah.
- We did okay last time so I'm looking for a solid okay
this time too. - A solid okay.
- The edges are all right, but then it's like,
what is going on here?
- Yeah yeah yeah, yeah you're right.
Maybe that can be our tactic, our strategy.
So we can start around the edges and move in.
- Who needs to know where things are, ever?
- No, you just get on a plane and you're there.
Why would you ever need to point at it
on a map? - True.
- I just think, go for the ones that you definitely know
and then just randomly label the ones you don't
is my plan. - Yeah.
France!
- Okay, so we've got a list of all the countries
and we've got 10 minutes on the clock.
- Seems like quite a long time to me so...
- I think we can do it in 10.
- I mean, how many is there?
30 or so, that's easy.
- [Producer] There are 51.
Wow, whatever. - Oh.
- I don't, I don't know, what's that, one every...
- One every minute? (record scratch)
- Yeah, easy.
- Is it one a minute? - [Producer] No.
- If there's 50...
- [Producer] 50 and you've got 10 minutes,
- Yeah. - So five a minute.
- (bleep) - Five a minute.
That's, you know. - Okay c'mon then.
- One every 12 seconds. - Let's do this.
- Okay, maybe I was wrong.
- You wanna count down with your radio voice?
- Three, two, one.
- Do it bigger.
- Three, two, one.
- Okay, first of all I did not know Vatican City
(bell dings) was a country.
- Well yeah, so Vatican City is like
here. (bell dings)
This is Italy. (bell dings)
- France. (bell dings) France.
- Switzerland. - Spain. (bell dings)
- Spain, Switzerland, we are good.
- Cyprus, yeah, (bell dings)
which makes this Greece.
(bell dings) - Yes.
- Albania, do you know where it is?
- No but probably eastern Europe, so--
- Yeah that's definitely somewhere...
- Here? - Spain?
- Spain is-- - This is France.
(bell dings) This is France.
- This is Spain, is it? (alarm)
- No, Spain's pretty big.
- This is Spain and Portugal? (bell dings twice)
- Yeah, go on. - Yeah, right?
- Put it in.
- Iceland. (bell dings)
I've been there. - Nice, I haven't.
But know what it looks like.
- Oh, UK. - This is Russia, no?
- Yeah the big one (bell dings)
- Russia. - Spain! (bell dings)
- Portugal next to Spain. - Portugal. (bell dings)
- Norway. (bell dings) - Yeah, good.
- Sweden. (bell dings)
Finland. (bell dings)
- What's this little one here?
- Ooh, let's have a think, so.
- Also I know one of these is Albania, one of...
This one's Serbia, I think, I think.
- Go for it. - But it might not be,
it might be that one. - That's hard, maybe--
- Come back to that. - Yeah come back to--
- Is this Turkey? (bell dings) - That's Turkey, yes.
- So Switzerland is in between
Italy and France, it's that one there.
- This is what, Switzerland? - Yeah yeah. (bell dings)
It's where they keep all the money.
- I'll just put Swiss. - Chocolate.
And watches as well, that's all they care about.
These ones, one must be the Netherlands,
and one must be Belgium, this is gonna be the
Netherlands. (alarm) - Netherlands.
- Holland we'll say for short. - Yeah, and then this will be
Belgium then, right? (alarm)
This is Chocolate land. - I'm actually feeling
quite great about this.
- Really, me too. - Yeah.
- We're on fire. - It's quite relaxed.
- This is the UK. (bell dings) - Yes.
- Right, is this Greece, 'cause it's got all the islands.
(bell dings) - Yeah bottom of the pan
is grease. - Greece, and then
is this Turkey? (bell dings)
- I'm not sure.
- Germany, but I've never known it to have this though.
What's this, what's up here?
- Just a little archipelago.
- I reckon Malta might be the one that you said.
Malta there, yeah why not. (alarm)
- Why.
Oh, this one is Croatia. (bell dings)
'Cause the island of Croatia has a coast line.
- Kosovo is a tiny place. - Kosovo I think--
- Is next to Albania.
- I reckon that's Kosovo and (alarm)
that will make that Albania. (bell dings)
- Yeah, go on, sorry Kosovo.
- What about Vatican City, must be in Italy, so...
- This? (alarm) - No, it's in there,
it's just in there. - But I thought it...
Must be separate? - Nah.
- This one? (alarm) - No, it's not that.
- It's that. (alarm) - Is it, all right then.
That's Sicily, man. - Oh yeah!
- Don't put it in there!
- Sicily? - Because it's in Rome!
- No but it wouldn't be-- - Vatican City's in Rome!
- But it wouldn't be separate. - The Pope's there!
- This, is it Denmark? - Yes, sick. (bell dings)
- And then this is Sweden?
- Yes, Sweden and Finland. (bell dings twice)
We've got Belgium (bell dings), Luxembourg (alarm),
Lichtenstein (alarm), I think. - Go on then, I trust you.
- I'm gonna give this one Bosnia and Herzegovina. (alarm)
- Kay, yeah, sounds good, so-- - Is this Poland?
- Yes, yes yes yes. (bell dings)
Yeah yeah yeah, I think this is Czechia (bell dings)
and this is Slovakia. (bell dings)
That's my guess. - Montenegro!
It's near Greece and, I think we messed it up.
This is too much for me. - It's hard.
These ones in the middle are quite challenging.
- Iceland is up, isn't it, or cold? (alarm)
- There's Iceland, Greenland, and that's...
- Maybe that one's one of them cold ones.
Croatia. (alarm)
- What would be next to Italy?
- I don't know.
I feel like there should be more stuff down here.
- Austria, I think that one. - That one?
Then what's that then? - I don't know.
Somewhere else. (laughs)
- You're not wrong.
Here's we've got like, Estonia, Lithuania, Latvia.
- Okay.
- But I don't know which order.
- Alphabetical.
- Oh, when in doubt.
- Okay Netherlands, I think the Netherlands is this.
(bell dings) Because I know you can get
the ferry from Newcastle. - Yes.
- There's still so many left! - Malta!
- Denmark!
- Next to Sweden? - Yeah. (alarm)
- Here, oh wait, I went there recently.
- Whereabouts? - Copenhagen?
- Oh yeah, it's nice there. - It was very nice.
- Really expensive McDonald's.
- Really expensive everything. - That's all I know about it.
- It was like 15 quid a pint!
- Wow. - Yeah!
- Those guys are raking it in.
- Where's the Ukraine? - Ukraine...
- Ukraine next to here.
- Could be this, do you think? (bell dings)
- Yeah, go on.
- I think this could be Belarus. (bell dings)
- Go on. - Yes.
Ukrainian, I put.
- That's Armenia, I think-- (bell dings)
- Armenia, Georgia, Azerbaijan.
(bell dings thrice) Should I do that?
- Licked, Lichtenstein. - Lichtenstein.
- Lichtenstein...
Next to Germany. (alarm)
- I'm putting Andora here. - What?
There's no line there.
It's really small, it's in between
Portugal and Spain. (bell dings)
- Also, I come from Guernsey. (record scratch)
- So Guernsey is here.
- [Producer] No, Josie. - It's never marked on maps,
and it personally offends me every single time.
So Guernsey, one to know.
- Estonia. (bell dings)
Why don't we have Denmark yet?
- I feel like that's Denmark.
- Oh yeah, yeah, yeah cool. (bell dings)
- Can we just put out that there's
a country called San Marino? - Yeah I did not know that.
Is that, where's San Marino, okay wait, Lichtenstein.
Lichtenstein is small...
(alarm) - Yeah, I really don't know.
- I think we should just name a few of these.
- Okay, green, Greenland. (alarm)
- It's probably not that big.
There. (alarm) - What could this be?
- Maybe that's Iceland. (alarm)
Where else is cold?
Norway, Norway's up there!
- I should know-- - This is Norway! (alarm)
- Is it? - Yes.
- So then next to Norway-- - Northern Lights, probably.
- It must be Sweden and Denmark, must be next to Norway.
- No no they're, are they?
No, oh I do know.
This is Greece. (alarm) - That's Greece!
- And I was actually born in Cyprus which is also here.
- And Greece... - Cyprus, yeah. (bell dings)
- Bulgaria? - This one. (bell dings)
I'm just kind of-- - What's this one?
Hungary? (alarm)
- Hungary. - Nice.
- Latvia, Romania and Bulgaria?
- Bulgaria. - Bulgaria, yeah. (bell dings)
- And then Belarus, this is Belarus!
- Is it? - Yeah. (bell dings)
- This will have to be Ukraine.
(alarm) Sorry Europe!
- Finland?
- Probably around here as well.
(alarm) - Yeah, stick it in.
- Oh maybe this is actually, maybe Sweden isn't there.
- Moldova, here. - Sweden might be around here.
Should we put Sweden there? (alarm)
- No. - Oh god.
- Wait where have we put it?
- The Czech Republic's around here, definitely.
- Maybe this is Sweden. (alarm)
- Yeah. - Let's just put it.
- Ukraine, next to Russia.
Probably this one again. (alarm)
Or this one. - There can't be two.
- The same, Ukraine. (alarm)
Nah, this is the Ukraine. (alarm)
- That's Sweden! - No it isn't, who cares.
Terrible. (laughs)
- We've done really well. - Yeah.
- I'm gonna say it, confident. - Why not.
- Do you know what, I'm confident.
- Are you? - I don't know why.
(whoosh)
- Yay, that is good. - Oh, that's pretty good.
- That is good, 28, yeah. - 28, that's actually sick.
- That's all right, that's like a fifth over a fifth.
- I don't think that's very good.
- No? - No.
- I aim very low in life.
- 33! - 33 is decent.
- I'm happy with 33.
- I am pleasantly surprised.
- I think that's actually a lot better.
- Yeah that was really, really, really hard.
- This is tough, I'd say this is tougher than
the American states. - Oh yeah.
- Oh so do we get a point for Guernsey?
- Yes, so we got 29!
(both cheer)
- Guernsey, repping Guernsey. - Yeah.
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