Today we find this duo of dynamism
engaged in their favorite pastimes,
watching TV.
[snoring]
B-47.
Banco!
It's bingo.
Get your hands off me, woman!
A-29.
Hey, who are those guys?
Uh, are they here to fix the TV?
[giggling]
We join our heroes locked in a battle of wits.
[dolphin sounds]
It's the aqua phone!
[dolphin sounds]
What is if, Chief? Hello?
Hello?
To the meatloaf!
To the broccoli!
Make sure you give extra broccoli
to my young ward.
The boy needs his vitamins.
Here you go, son.
[blowing]
The conch signal!
To the invisible boat mobile!
[grunting]
Mermaid Man!
And Barnacle B--
Mermaid Man! Barnacle Boy!
Certainly with super powers like yours,
we can stop the super highway.
Hm...
I love ice cream.
A double scoop of prune
with bran sprinkles, mm.
Goes right through me every time.
Mermaid Man! Whoa!
[screaming]
- What the... - Is naptime over already?
Come quick! Krusty Krab is in dire straits!
Plankton and Man Ray teamed up and blah-blah-blah-blah....
This must be one of the new guys.
Everyone loves the new Krusty Kids Meal!
How can I be evil with flavors this good?
[laughing]
Krabs calls that a commercial?
Who'd fall for that shlock?
One Krabby Patty for me,
and a pipsqueak patty for the boy.
I don't want a pipsqueak patty.
I want an adult-sized Krabby Patty.
How is that adult-sized Krabby Patty treating you,
Barnacle... Man?
Actually, it's pretty big.
I'm not sure I can finish the whole thing.
[laughing]
Quick, lad, to the invisible boat mobile!
Away!
Where did we park?
Uh...
Can I have your autograph? Can I have your autograph? Can--
Uh, they're gone.
Wait!
We'll find it with the invisible boat alarm!
[beeping]
There she is!
Yahoo!
I told you we should have got the automatic. Floor it!
You forgot your belt!
[snoring]
[gasping]
Huh? Do you hear that?
Probably that old air conditioner acting up.
I'll fix it.
You old piece of junk!
[cheering]
Well, our big moment. Us up on the big screen.
[snoring]
Mermaid Man, Barnacle Boy unite!
[cheering]
Battery-operated spoon has saved me so much time.
[sighing]
This is what passes for entertainment these days?
Sweet mother of Neptune's mother!
Look, Barnacle Boy!
A call to action!
To the invisible boat mobile!
We weren't trying to summon you.
Oh, fiddle sticks, SpongeBob.
Do you know how hard it is for us
in our advanced age to move?
Need a hand,
Super Pal?