♪ Racin', pacin', chasin' ♪
♪ Make those dogies hasten ♪
♪ Though your chaps are chafin' ♪
♪ Gotta bring those heifers home ♪
♪ Cow driiive ♪
♪ Take 'em in, turn 'em out ♪
♪ Round 'em up, rub 'em down ♪
♪ Take it off, make 'em shout ♪
♪ Bring a friend, go to town ♪
♪ Cow driiiiiiiiii... ♪
[ Mooing ]
♪ ...iiiiive ♪
Whip crack!
Damn it!
Alright, just download an mp3 of a whip and let's go home.
Wait, no, I can do this!
[ Screams ]
[ Whip cracking, screaming ]
[ Moo! ]
Ahh!
♪♪
[ Groan! ]
Ahh!
It's defending itself, Steve!
Blasting your mind with the most horrible things imaginable!
Ahh!
♪♪
Ahh!
[ Creak! ]
[ Groan! ]
[ Crash! ]
It's all over.
You don't know how right you are.
No.
You had it wrong, Steve.
The orb wasn't waking the Nameless One.
It was the only thing keeping it asleep.
I never was able to bring myself to destroy it,
but then it showed me...
It showed me that you would do it for me.
And now, thanks to you, B'thazalom rises!
[ Dramatic music plays ]
[ Roar! ]
Aw, [bleep] A!
You gotta admit, that's sick as hell.
[ Roar! ]
What have I done?
[ Roaring ]
♪♪
[ Cackles ]
There's only one true certainty in this world, Steve --
that eventually, it must end!
Why, Mr. Stormfront?
What's in all this for you?
Well, I assume I'll be rewarded with mighty cosmic power --
[ Splat! ]
Ahh!
[ Screaming ]
[ Roar! ]
♪♪
[ Screaming in distance ]
Natalie, what in the heck is all that racket out there?
Some kind of behemoth from beyond time and space,
Dr. Buckle.
Oh, for the love of Pete...
[ Screaming ]
[ Splat! ]
[ Sirens wail in distance ]
[ Gasping breath ]
♪♪
Oh, thank God! I'm not too late.
[ Roar! ]
Nooooo!
[ Tires squeal ]
Steve, get in!
You're alive!
Yeah, after you said all that crazy stuff,
we decided to pack up the car, just in case.
And when we didn't find you at the TV station --
You came back here to look for me?
Of course we did. We're your family.
And that's the one thing you can always be certain of.
I actually voted to leave you behind.
[ Tires squeal ]
Oh, God, it's horrible!
My whipping comeback went horrible!
Hang on, gang.
The world may be ending, but the Smiths
will always live on to have further adventures.
[ Roar! ]
Or maybe not.
It's too late.
This really is the end...
of...
everything.
[ Roar! ]
[ Humming sound in distance ]
♪♪
[ Humming getting louder ]
♪♪