Oh my gosh! This stuff is insane!!
Hola, I’m Josh.
- You didn’t see that coming, did ya? - No I didn’t.
I’m Ollie.
And today we’re gonna be trying JOLLY Mexican snacks!
Wow! Big list of Mexican candies it seems like here.
Thank you so much Liz from Mexico.
First up Ollie,
Mango Lollipops!
The first thing she says on it is… This one is exactly as it looks.
It looks like…
Chicken curry.
It’s no way as far off as I thought it would be.
It tastes a lot like chicken tikka masala.
No it doesn’t!
It’s mango covered in chilli.
It’s an assault on the senses.
But I want to keep having more of it.
Some licks are more sour and spicy than others.
It’s not the worst thing ever.
But it’s definitely not the best thing ever.
In the league tables of things ever,
It’s probably in the top 10,000.
Of everything? Of all things?
- Oh yeah, that’s quite high… - You’re talking a lot of things.
So, hot and salted tamarind popped candy.
Why is my one red and your one green?
That looks like it’s just been dipped in some sauce.
Not sure about this.
Have a little bit of that.
It’s peppery.
How can it be sour and yet, this spicy?
That is an experience though.
Okay, this one is Salsaghetti.
What the heck!? Why is there a sub packet in here?
Flavoured hot liquid candy.
This stuff is frickin’ weird.
Wait, the description… I know!
Oh! Oh my gosh!
Why is it brown?
Get a nice saucy little spaghetti noodle…
It’s so weird!
Oh, that is so odd!
What would you say, top 30 million?
How many things are there, ever?
I mean ask Jeff Bezos.
He sells them.
Okay, I’m feeling in the mood for some Delarosa.
These look like…
"Mazapan Original."
Marzipan? Nope! Not having that.
It’s Mazapan, not Marzipan.
Is that different?
Yeah I think it’s different, I think it’s made from peanuts.
Marzipan is made from almonds.
Marzipan is made from evil.
It’s made from almonds!
It’s made from the tears of children.
This is different, it looks like Bamba.
- I like Bamba. - Yeah, give it a go.
I really like Bambas Nuggets.
Oh! Smells like peanut butter.
Okay.
Odd texture.
Gosh, it’s like expanding foam.
Yeah.
Top 10 million?
I’d say it’s in the top 10 billion things.
Woah.
I put this in the top 50 million.
You say “Woah” to me saying "billion"
And you’ve already been rating things into the millions.
- I know but, - Billion isn’t that big of a leap.
There is a ratable scale so far.
Look, if there are total of like infinite things then the top 10 million is very limited.
There are not infinite things.
Because otherwise how would Jeff Bezos store them all in his warehouses.
It’s a carrot!
It’s not a carrot, you know what that is?
It’s got a green end and a pointy orange bit.
This,
Is a carrot.
This is a chilli dust tube with a candy you dip into the chilli dust.
It’s a Mexican Dip Dab.
Then lick off… It’s a Mexican Dip Dab!
Is that not good?
Oh my gosh! This stuff is insane!
It’s literally like sticking your tongue into a jar of salt.
Salty chilli flakes.
And be like “MEXICO!”
Mexicana!
Alright, clear this up. Next box.
From your Korean Mexican friend Han Yiseul. Thank you so much!
What is this?
It looks like just an ice cream cone.
Is it just an ice cream cone?
Is that like fudge?
That is a genius way of storing candy!
There’s fudge all the way through the middle.
That’s incredible!
That’s in the top 5 million things.
Probably in the top ten thousand, mate, of things ever!
That’s where you started, you started with the top 10 thousand.
Yeah, and then you opened it up to 10 billion.
I could eat multiple of these.
Josh, I think we’ve got a problem here.
This is Hall of Fame worthy.
- I mean, I can’t put that in the Hall of Fame. - No, you can’t.
You can’t really put that in the Hall of Fame either.
It literally looks like I found it on the side of the road.
You combine our two…
BOOM!
And put that in the Hall of Fame?
It doesn’t do it justice.
Alright, Ollie. I am very excited about this.
This is Cheetos Bolitas.
I really want you to throw this in the air and me to seamlessly catch it on the first try.
You were so close, Ollie!
That is a shame!
These are amazing.
Holy crap. Ollie, you can’t just take them from me!
- Get Pelotazos out of there. - What?!
These are as good as Pelotazos, which is saying a huge compliment!
You know why I think I really like that?
‘Cause in the UK we have Wotsits,
which, by all accounts, are a total abomination.
But, I grew up eating them so I have a fond familiarity.
If you basically make them taste good and a bit of spice,
- That’s these. - There’s a little bit of spice in there.
I would smash a whole pack of this.
That’s a work of art.
- Who knew? - That is fantastic!
I’m going to tentatively…
No, not tentative, just put it straight in.
Put them in front of Pelotazos.
Next up,
So this is "Chip apostrophe 'S' "
So these are like chips that belong to Chip.
Little grammar lesson for you at home. I know that’s what you subscribed for.
These smell…
Weird.
This tastes natural.
Yeah, I think these are like a high quality chip.
100% natural.
You can taste the difference.
Who knew Chip was the guy who had the chips all along!
Come on, what’s next Ollie?
Hot Nuts.
- They’re literally called Hot Nuts? - They are.
They’re more like lukewarm Nuts.
That does not sound good…
Okay, last up.
Beer Lollipops!
You know we had these in Korea before.
Yeah, we did!
This is like a Korean junk food classic.
They were originally from Mexico and someone brought them over,
And sold them outside elementary schools in Korea.
But it’s kind of a fun little thing for kids, you know?
And it also tastes nothing like beer!
Is it mango flavour?
This is actually really nice.
It’s a really good lolly.
You’re right, it doesn’t taste anything like beer.
The stick tastes a bit like Bud Light.
What’re you talking about?
Doesn’t taste of anything.
EYY!!! HAHAHAHAHA
Very good, very good.
This has been Mexican snacks.
How you feeling about Wall of Fame choice?
Yeah, I’m feeling happy about that.
I do hold to the fact the Pelotazos deserve their second place. They’re incredible.
But Cheetos Bolitas equally incredible.
Yeah.
Big shout out to Liz and Han Yiseul for sending us those Mexican snacks.
We’ll see you JOLLY soon!
- See you later! - Adios!
- Hi Jollybeans. This is Mandy. - And Steph.
From Washington State.
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