- THERE WAS A BIG SCANDAL IN THE NEWS LATELY.
I'M SURE YOU'VE HEARD ABOUT THIS.
SOMEONE HAS BEEN LEAKING PRIVATE PICTURES
OF CELEBRITIES ON THE INTERNET.
AND THESE PICTURES WERE STORED IN THE CLOUD,
AND HACKERS STOLE THEM.
AND I DON'T KNOW HOW IT WORKS,
'CAUSE I HAVE NOT SEEN A CLOUD OVER HOLLYWOOD IN YEARS.
[laughter]
BUT LEAKING PEOPLE'S PRIVATE PICTURES IS WRONG,
AND I AM NOT GONNA TALK ABOUT THAT TODAY.
INSTEAD, I'M GONNA LEAK SOME PHOTOS
THAT ALL OF YOU POSTED ON YOUR FACEBOOK PAGES.
[laughter and applause]
ALL RIGHT, HERE'S WHAT--BECAUSE I--
YOU KNOW, I DON'T HAVE ANYTHING TO DO SOMETIMES,
SO I'LL JUST SIT AROUND BACKSTAGE,
AND I'LL LOOK THROUGH--
"WELL, I WONDER WHO'S COMING TODAY," YOU KNOW?
THERE'S LOLANI HEDLUND AND MELISSA NELMS.
- WHOO! - YEAH?
WHERE ARE Y'ALL?
SO EXCITED. - HI.
[laughs]
- HI. - HI.
- WHERE DO YOU LIVE? WHAT DO YOU DO?
- I'M FROM APPLE VALLEY, UP THE HILL.
STAY-AT-HOME MOM. - OKAY, LOLANI?
- I'M FROM OREGON,
AND I'M A MANAGER FOR NUTRITION SERVICES
AT A MIDDLE SCHOOL.
- OH, GOOD, SO YOU'RE, LIKE, WHOLESOME,
HEALTHY KIND OF LIFESTYLE.
GOOD FOR YOU. LET'S SHOW A PICTURE.
[cheers and applause]
YEAH.
SO...
THAT'S FROM THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER, RIGHT?
- YES, IT IS.
- I DON'T HAVE ANY FROM THUNDER FROM DOWN UNDER,
BUT I DO HAVE NICK THE GARDENER.
[cheers and applause]
NICK.
[cheers and applause]
GO UP THERE. - YEAH, RIGHT UP THERE?
- AND--YEAH. TAKE YOUR SHIRT OFF.
- OH, YOU WANT ME-- - YEAH.
YOU SHOULD TAKE THAT OFF.
[cheers and applause]
ALL RIGHT, MELISSA.
THERE YOU GO.
[cheers and applause]
ENJOY THE SHOW, MELISSA. - GO ON.
YOU'RE FINE. - YEAH, YOU'RE OKAY.
- ALL RIGHT, GOOD.
SHE'S NOT GONNA PAY ATTENTION TO ANYTHING
THE REST OF THE SHOW.
RHONDA AHRINS. WHERE'S RHONDA?
RHONDA, HI. HOW DO YOU SAY YOUR LAST NAME?
- AHRINS. - AHRINS.
SO SORRY ABOUT THAT.
IT WAS--WITH THE H, I THOUGHT IT WAS "AH-RINS"
OR SOMETHING LIKE THAT.
AHRINS, OKAY.
AND YOU LIVE WHERE AND DO WHAT?
- I LIVE ERIE, COLORADO,
AND I SELL ELECTRONIC COMPONENTS FOR MILITARY AND--
SATELLITES, MISSILE SYSTEMS, THINGS OF THAT NATURE.
- I SEE. WONDERFUL.
SO--BOY, OKAY?
[laughter]
THAT'S HEAVY STUFF RIGHT THERE.
OKAY, LET'S SHOW A PICTURE THAT YOU POSTED, OKAY?
THIS IS SOMETHING YOU PUT UP.
[cheers and applause]
- THOSE ARE--THOSE ARE A COUPLE OF OUR SERVICEMEN,
AND I WAS JUST REALLY--
- RIGHT, RIGHT.
WELL, YOU APPEAR TO BE VERY PATRIOTIC,
AND BETWEEN THE THREE OF 'EM,
THOSE--THAT'S ONE BATHING SUIT, I THINK.
I CAN SEE HOW YOU'RE IN MISSILE SYSTEMS.
OKAY, SO LET'S--
[laughter]
WHERE--
[cheers and applause]
THANK YOU, RHONDA.
JESSE CAPPS. WHERE'S JESSE?
JESSE. OH, HI, JESSE.
- HEY, HOW ARE YOU? - GOOD, HOW ARE YOU?
- I'M GOOD, FOR NOW.
- GOOD TO--
OH, YOU'RE FANTASTIC.
I DID NOT RECOGNIZE YOU, ACTUALLY,
WHEN I'M LOOKING AT YOU.
WHAT DO YOU DO, AND WHERE DO YOU LIVE?
- I'M A MUSIC JOURNALIST,
AND I LIVE IN MIDDLESBORO, KENTUCKY.
- OH, FANTASTIC.
YOU'RE A MUSIC JOURNALIST, BECAUSE YOU'RE WAY INTO MUSIC.
YOU HAVE BEEN FOR A LONG TIME, IT APPEARS.
- RIGHT. - WERE YOU IN A BAND?
- NO, I'VE ALWAYS PLAYED GUITAR, THOUGH.
- YEAH.
YOU LOOK LIKE YOU SHOULD'VE BEEN IN A BAND
WHEN I SAW THIS PICTURE.
LET'S SHOW THE PICTURE THAT YOU PUT UP.
[cheers and applause]
- CHECK OUT THE HAIR.
- ALL RIGHT.
I THINK WE SHOULD RE-CREATE THAT,
BECAUSE THAT WAS A REALLY GOOD LOOK FOR YOU.
- OKAY. - OKAY.
- OH, WOW.
[cheers and applause]
- I THINK--I THINK THAT WAS HIGHER UP.
YEAH.
HERE.
[cheers and applause]
THAT'S FANTASTIC. THANK YOU.
THANK YOU.
ALL RIGHT, YOU KEEP THE WIG ON. I'LL TAKE THIS.
AND HAVE A SEAT.
[laughter]
[cheers and applause]
THANK YOU FOR POSTING THOSE PHOTOS.
IF I SHOWED YOUR PICTURE TODAY, YOU'RE GETTING AN IPAD MINI.