Clio is famous now I may have some
experiences of this you know as very
important big internet man I have some
experience when it comes to a lot of
people know who you are this game
randomly popped up on my Steam and it's
a text adventure kind of thing and I
thought it looked pretty neat so I want
to try it out we basically have to
dictate Kyle's life haven't you always
wanted you as a YouTube audience member
haven't you always wanted to dictate the
life of someone famous I'd me too so
we're gonna do it we're gonna wake up
Kyle and we're gonna figure out how he
goes about his day let's [ __ ] him up
Kyle wakes up he is famous man good for
you Kyle didn't even have to work for it
right he just woke up famous good for
you buddy is some sort of tick tock er
or Alex from Target Curtis the host the
most popular talk show in recent memory
stay up late with Kyle oh okay he did
work for it I'm just a [ __ ] [ __ ] who
decided to judge too early shame on me
no potatoes for me
stay away McHale has grown in popularity
quickly in the last year and the public
has noticed inside has called Kyle a
most excellent dumpy white I wish it was
described like that I get loud sweary
Irishmen and that's it I'm like cool so
the same as every Irishman I want to be
called a don't be white boy guys just
call me I'm gonna call myself dopey
white boy from now on what's up guys wy
troy here top tech noted that kyle is
inspiring youth to explore STEM fields
okay most of the talk shows are
dedicated to discussing Kyle and his
personal details why it's not like most
of the youtubers are dead dedicated to
talking about each other actually what
am I talking about youtubers most other
real talk shows are not dedicated to
talk whatever most online videos are
best of Clips taken from clouds latest
broadcasts okay
the eye of the world is upon Kyle
tonight is Kyle's most important
guest interview yet stay up late with
Kyle we'll be featuring Rachael may
she's a kind and lovely philanthropist
she is dear to the hearts of Manny this
interview requires preparation okay we
got it are you gonna do this we gotta
get her thinking caps on I've never had
one but I'd love to someday Kyle cracked
his eyes open knowing today is his last
chance to prepare for the interview kyle
has 30 hours left he must choose his
actions wisely oh god I'm gonna ruin
Kyle's life Kyle's first decision of the
morning was made wisely wither away exit
the bed okay well this is off to a bad
start
all right we need to do this or else the
game just ends Kyle
exited his bed and took a quick glance
around his bedroom okay what do we got
open closets sit at desks scavenge exit
bedroom to hallway well maybe you got to
put on some clothes first oh god this is
gonna take you an hour to do any of this
open the closet
Kyle opened the closet it was dark and
he could only really see his hanging
shirts choose an outfit Kyle decided to
take some time to choose the perfect
outfit knowing how important his
appearance is perfect
skunk pasties jeans and swimming goggles
slick suit suit of armor well I do
really want to do whoo what are these do
I want to [ __ ] him up immediately
do I want to purposely go bad or do I
want to actually do this properly let's
do it properly first this is got to be
over quick so we can get another round
and immediately Kyle miraculously
crammed his dumpy body into the suit the
chest pockets were filled with random
knickknacks okay back to room Chi
returns at the center of the bedroom why
just exit go we're we've wasted six
hours putting on an outfit and leaving
the bedroom I'm beginning to see that
these are problems that Kyle can
probably do without if I walked into the
small hallway that connects the rooms of
his apartment together
leave apartment move to kitchen return
to picture you do need a good breakfast
I walked at the center of the kitchen
open fridge Kyle opened the fridge
intending to find something to eat eat
crust on fridge wall here
ladies are crusts on your fridge wall
your food explode in your fridge eat the
fridge ha ha ha you know what when
you're looking into the fridge and you
don't know what to eat just eat the
fridge just eat the [ __ ] fridge ok
prepare breakfast we're gonna do this
properly first
Kyle constructed a breakfast of poached
eggs and toast along with a small fruit
cup and grilled sausage smash you want
some smash oh god smashes breakfast to a
pulp but using both his fists oh that's
bad yeah let's go to the hallway and
let's leave apartment we're down to 17
hours and off we've done is beat the
[ __ ] out of our breakfast i Kyle walked
out into the middle of the road and took
a long pondering look around him he was
hit by a car and never seen again
the sex or return to apartment visit
downstairs neighbor visit neighbor Kyle
approached his downstairs neighbors door
and knocked a middle-aged man or a
middle-aged woman named Gabby answered
the door she looked at Kyle expectantly
greeting start conversation good morning
neighbor said Kyle cheerfully Gabby
looked at Kyle expectantly that's all
she does ask Abby about Gabby open up to
her find out more about her life Gabby
asked Kyle tell me about yourself Gabby
II stiffened oh you know she said
putting on a fake smile I just sit
around here yes I don't get around much
never go out at night I just stay here
right here Gabby Claire - Kyle convinced
by Gabby statement
Kyle bid her goodbye and return to the
street great why would they return to my
apartment no visits text or car walked
into the clean white text or he was
greeted by Technogym an elaborate cutout
mascot with flashy night so I thought
that was the guy who ran the store
what's up I'm Technogym and I run the
text or you need any cables hit me up
ask attentive resamples steel techno
steel technology
I'm going back to my apartment maybe I
should
oh god it's five hours it's five hours
to go Kyle made his way over to his desk
and sat down right now it's French of
you there we go yes oh we can ask
questions Oh Lord I've waited way too
long to do this um are you a mother am i
a mother is your mother a mother died oh
wait do you have a talk show of these or
what are your brain goes are you a
mother Chi wrote down his second
question what are some diet tips beef
mashed or blended ever eaten a rye hold
I think I think you can tell a lot about
a person if you ask them if they've
eaten raw egg whole I've tried it didn't
go out it's like eating snots and that's
not something I want to do hydro down
his third question what's your funniest
story do you ever smile I purposely ran
over a puppy okay I'm just gonna say
that these are probably a swing and a
miss I'm probably good with this one
cuddled on his last question what's your
guilty pleasure do you feel guilty
are you guilty I always like to ask
people that you know when I interview
some of the people for their movies
that's the first thing I asked Ryan
Reynolds when I met him are you guilty
he said yes of being very attractive and
the nicest man on earth and I was like
Ryan okay what's your guilty pleasure
okay Kyle ripped his page of notes out
of the notebook and got up from his desk
well it's zero hours to the interview so
we can't get there on time and we failed
Kyle made his way over to his desk and
sat down check in desk drawer I can't do
anything sitting across from his oh okay
it's right Oh
Showtime dim the lights can we get some
music okay sitting across from his host
chair was a glamorous woman with an air
of genuine itchy ass Kyle approached her
Rachel looked up and smiled
approach racial good evening Kyle she
said looking him in the eyes I've been
looking forward to being here
Kyle responded scream and spin in
circles answer politely
I cannot wait to go down this Avenue
answer politely
and I as well Rachel answer Kyle
extending his hand in greeting you are a
most welcome guest shake hands after
other mild exchange of pleasantries Kyle
and Rachel were prompted to take their
places for the broadcast then we have
the music ok whatever we were playing
before I don't know a moment after the
music's gone ok we need something back a
moment after seating the shooter lights
brightened and the cameras clicked on
and then Kyle as a famous man turned on
and lit up the eyes of a thousand people
that broadcast good evening everyone
said Kyle looking at the camera welcome
back to stay up late with Kyle tonight I
have the pleasure of interviewing the
lovely Rachel May who needs no more
introduction KY emotions Rachel who
smiled and waved at the camera hello
Kyle she said I'm glad to be here in
response kyle collapsed on the floor do
you want to hear another joke wait wait
a kyle collapse of the floor from a
combination of stressful preparation and
not eating anything Kyle had passed her
moody in the studio quite knew what to
do with him they began to poke Kyle in
the back to see if he moved after a
while the end of the broadcast shut off
the lights and went home kyle was that
face for goddamn kylie prepared by
starving cause most important it's
because I was too busy punching the [ __ ]
out of my breakfast take that you
[ __ ] protein
okay we can do better this time all
right what happens if I wither away in
bed kinda decided to put to stay put and
wither away
count with us successfully indict shucks
kyle is now a ghost this does not
relieve him of his responsibilities get
out of bed anyway like to do a ghost
interview Jesus
okay let's scavenge Co quickly crushed
out of the floor realizing his immediate
need for bugs kya needs to eat the bugs
got started to pick between the fuzz of
his bedroom carpet hoping to catch a
straight beat ler to growth soon he had
a small handful of various insects dead
and a life eat immediately SAS Simmons
that's what you gotta do is ghost she
goes scavenge should be gremlin on your
floor oh I got a little ghost icon Kyle
threw back his head and crammed the
sticky wriggling mass into his mouth he
felt refreshed awesome leave apartment
I'm a ghost now I don't actually need
clothing we're gonna talk to my neighbor
again ask Gabby about Rachel Gabby Kyle
asked what are you through true thoughts
about Rachel main all Rachel never said
she's a wonderful woman her generous
acts have inspired more good work than
bad Gabby trail laugh not meeting Kyle's
eyes after several uncomfortable minutes
of silence Kyle turned around and left
bright were back on the street again all
right can I just let's sit in my desk
Oh check lock door Kyle walked over to
this strange door in the hallway but
found quickly that the door was locked
from the inside
flowed through as a ghost dude this is
awesome my super powers now Kyle uses
ghostly powers to walk straight through
the door Kyle found himself in the room
he stashed the various items sent to him
by fans Oh check sewing machine you've a
hole wait if it's a room that you have
stashed stuff in why did you need to go
through it don't you have a key
kyla walked over to the dilapidated
sewing machine its box is only half
removed oh okay float through sight door
kind of fun himself through okay same
thing they returned to bedroom dammit I
can't ask questions you know what we're
not gonna ask questions this time it's
fine quietly it's gossip Caio firmly
pressed his ear into the carpet hoping
to hear some stray words from the
neighbors below Kyle I didn't hear
anything of army Kyle hurry to the scent
per normal
he ceased to be a ghost before he
arrived what I died at the beginning of
the game I became a ghost and now I'm
not okay approach Rachel toe started
making his rounds the room greeting each
crew member none of whom looked at him
directly as it became apparent that Kyle
had no intention of leaving Rachel made
some excuses and exited the set one by
one the crew followed suit Carl was left
all alone
Kyle prepared by being a nudist Oh cuz
they stopped being a ghost Jesus okay
just 21 endings in this [ __ ] game
okay let's try and do it properly this
time we're gonna open the closet choose
an outfit slick suit we're going to you
exit go to the kitchen check fridge
prepare breakfast eat the breakfast
return to the kitchen you're gonna go
back to my room we're gonna sit a desk
and we're gonna start writing some
questions
yes Kyle wrote on his first question are
you a mother for some diet tips
what's your funniest story which is
guilty pleasure
oh that's it okay awesome what's in the
drawer kind of opened up the side drawer
on his desk and grabbed one of the items
store there a smokey a sort of change or
a 44 magnum smoky car grab smokey
captain's desk
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okay should I scavenge for gossip
I heard Rachel May is going on a trip
out of the country soon Oh girlfriend
tell me more
sweet gossip well what I will tell you
is that every night I done a mass that
looks like a bug and fight misters there
was a stunned silence then a door opened
and someone exited the neighbor's
apartment that's quite enough okay it's
time for the interview we're gonna do it
well this time okay approach rate show a
good evening concert I look forward to
being here Kyle responded answer
politely
shake hands okay start the bracha I'm
not gonna gossip about the neighbor good
evening everyone welcome back to stay up
late with Kyle tonight of the pleasure
of interviewing Rachel Clare motion ray
she was smiling wave to the camera what
I'm sure will have a lot to discuss we
might as well dive right in
I'm very ready said Rachel with a
winning smile
kyle produced the notes he had taken
earlier um what's your guilty pleasure
we all have one what's your guilty
pleasure I often get asked this as well
and I have no idea what my guilty
pleasure is because guilty pleasure is
something that like not a lot of people
do or not a lot of people know of or you
know you probably shouldn't be doing but
I don't really have any of that I just
do dumb [ __ ] maybe or maybe my life is
my guilty pleasure
oh well that's an easy answers of Rachel
dipping pickles and chocolate sauce
doesn't sound good but I mean I might
don't knock it before you try it kind of
guy and then I will knock the [ __ ] out
of it if it's bad might sound strange
but it's tangy and sweet at the same
time I eat it far too often
Rachel smiles sweetly
as the audience Oh Rachel talk shows are
so fake Kyle asked another question what
are some diet tips chocolate pickles
let's I might get cut off so I want to
ask the more interesting questions first
you've been involved in a lot of
different things said Kyle but that's
your funniest story well that's a great
question Kyle said Rachel I think the
story I always remember is the first
time I tried to make dinner for my
family in the soup I made I swept out
the water with milk and tipped the whole
jar of salt at the pot the audience
giggled when my family was sick from
trying to eat it I swipe their things
and locked myself in my room
Rachel laughed elegantly can't decided
to move on after fearing that Rachel had
killed her family Kyle asked another
question what are some diet tips we've
talked about food so much what are some
diet tips killing your family with salt
poisoning or chocolate pickles Rachel
you managed to keep such a thin and
healthy figure said Kyle what is your
best diet tip while Kyle it's very rude
for you to point out my features like
that but a good diet plan or a good diet
starts with a plan answer Rachel and
don't break it cheat days can turn into
a habit no cheat days are fine
the problem is that you should probably
have cheap meals instead of cheat days
because cheat days is like overindulging
on one day and it's some people feel
like they can just eat whatever they
want now a cheap meal is fine here and
there even it doesn't even have to be
one meal a week it could probably be a
couple but just like be mindful of
things
it's just eat eat in moderation really
put she continued that doesn't mean a
midnight snack here and there isn't
allowed she smiled Rachel you're so
likable and relatable
Kyle looked at his flabby self decided
not to comment and moved on yeah take
that don't be little white boy Kyle
asked another question are you a mother
Rachel I and many others would love to
know are you a mother Kyah looked up
from his notes well you see Kyle I'm a
mother of many people I have a mother of
my community well Rachel that's
unhealthy
well being a single woman with a career
she answered that's not something that
has crossed my mind
Rachel smile genuine Nia Kyle are you
saying people can't have a career in
kids at the same time rachel is that
what you're saying Rachel very
reasonable indeed said Kyle he
referenced his paper of questions after
reading his final question
Kyle rocked up from his paper well
Rachel he said I think that's all I was
planning on asking you if that's the
case Kyle may I ask you something in
return
ask Rachel asked Rachel smiling one more
time sure do you prepare for your
interviews in advance because you seem
very together before Kyle could answer
the camera shut down the broadcast was
over how to return home knowing the
interview had gone well that is not how
that would go
but as he lay in bed and drifted to
sleep he felt that perhaps something was
still missing how prepared very well
something was still missing
like what what the game possibly done
wrong look at all these little badges
they have I did really well damn it hey
what happens if I gossip about
neighborhood good evening everybody said
Kyle my neighbor is a bug vigilante but
nothing more to say on the matter he
fell silent
Rachel also on camera stared at her
hands and wondered when she was going to
be introduced to producer start
recording two different camera angles to
break the tension
Kyle continued to remain silent and
stare forward blankly after several
minutes neighbor Gabby walked out onto
set hi everyone she said smiling
hollowly my name is Gabby and I'm not a
bug vigilante false taya looked at Gabby
and then returned to staring for words
just false
Gabby began to reply but was interrupted
by a book shaped in Turk on intercom on
her belt book girl it squawked a robbery
is in progress on East 3rd report the
port m'd
okay debby through the intercom at the
crowd and crushed it under her foot
exactly like a bug lady would do after a
beat she spoke again something has come
up suddenly and I must go Gabby left to
set well it's at Kyle that's all the
time we have for tonight folks
thanks for joining us Rachel Kyle I got
up shook Rachel's hand again and walked
past the cameras leaving her alone not
knowing what else to do the producer
ended the broadcast in the coming days
friends opposed Rachel and Kyle dubbed
the show a masterpiece of television a
masterpiece I know what the people want
it's not great interviews it's not fun
questions it's not really interacting
with your guests at all it's outing your
neighbor with gossip about being a bug
vigilante stay up late with Kyle's
online pages were updated to reflect
this broadcast as the most popular ever
cause producer later tried to have
Rachel on the show again but she was
very very very busy Kyle talked about
I'm gonna grab a key and flashlight from
my bedroom drawer and I kind of want to
go check on the locked door force the
door with forehead it's not what I had
the key for kind of decided it would be
best to try to force the door open with
the use of his face
after smashing his features into solid
wood for several minutes
Kyle gained severe short-term amnesia
why what is the key for I don't know
consume Gabi
a middle-aged woman named Gabby answered
the door she looked at Kyle expectantly
is it because I have brain damage now
Kyle unhinged his jaw and swallowed Gabi
whole job done Kyle return to the middle
of the street
I just ate someone steal technology
quickly before the attendant could
acknowledge him Kyle grabbed Technogym
by the shoulders finding the Technogym
skateboard feet were bolted the ground
Kyle started to pull upwards forcefully
after several jokes Technogym broke free
leaving one foot and one leg behind Kyle
a glance at the attendant who was
staring bewildered and ran outside car
walked Anthony Melissa okay I ate my
neighbor and consumed Technogym all
right consumed by neighbor and stole
Technogym all right I'm on that set now
interview check I go down and see if
anything comes up about eating my
neighbor Kyle
roughly shoved Rachel I would have
received um place Technogym in her stead
hello Technogym said Kyle I'm going to
interview you today
Kyle grasp technolgies hand and tried to
shake it but it said toward off the
cardboard frame cars producer sensing
viral media pulled the bewildered Rachel
out of the frame and motion to the crew
to go live what a [ __ ] legend he toes
with the click Sarah he knows what
content really is cameraman moved oh
cameraman move lights flashed and
suddenly the studio was on air hi I'm
Kyle said Kyle and tonight I'm going to
interview a very special guest this is
my dad care board I have a cardboard
wait hold on everyone
this is techno Jack he is like me in
every way except being alive he pointed
a technolgy I'm using hid the
dismembered
you're a jacks arms don't come off there
just stop now I can't take no Jim
started to smoke from the heat of the
lights okay Jack's fine would you like
to introduce yourself ask Kyle come on
Jack
speak to the people am I really just
talking to myself for a YouTube video
have I gone totally crazy knowing Jim
would probably not speak Kyle took it
upon himself to be his voice as well hi
Kyle
he said raising the pitch of his voice
my name's Rachael May and I'm a very
special guest Rachael's expression of
confusion turned to shock Legaspi
well Rachel you look way too thin and
absolutely terrible and you should feel
ugly Kyle gave Jim a meaningful stare
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well he said I'm sure wish I could look
like you Technogym bursts into flames
instantaneously the sprinkler system
initiated curtains of water poured down
from the rafters within seconds the
production equipment was doused in water
the set was soon a burst with electrical
fires
Kyle's crew abandoned their poses
cameramen and sound mixers to try to put
out the fires as the crew scrambled
around the cameras okay you go away now
did I turn off my mic I just hit my
preamp with cardboard Jack enough
Technogym as the crew Scrabble around
the cameras continue to run Kyle's sat
motionless staring forward this is fine
eventually the fighters are all put out
cause producers shut off the broadcast
leaving Kyle's vacant stare as the final
frame cars ratings skyrocketed Technogym
became a staple on the show often ended
ending up destroyed by the end of each
episode that's [ __ ] brilliant a
gimmick that has some chaos to it
although Rachael did not come back on
the show her care board portrayal did
Rachael was very popular
hi-oh interviewed Rachael
what I'm gonna leave this video here
this is really fun I liked it a lot
these types of little text adventures
and seeing how crazy you can get with
them I thought it was gonna get way
crazier but I did consume my neighbor
and I interviewed someone as a nudist on
TV so kind of still famous being naked
on TV is one of the best ways to get
famous apparently but check this game
out for yourself there are 21 endings in
the game I 1 2 3 4 I only have 5 so I
might try and do more I don't know but I
leave it up to you to be able to try it
as well because this game is completely
free you can go to Steam right now and
just get this game for yourself and try
it out for yourself I'm curious to see
what types of endings you guys could get
but you could also buy the soundtrack
and some other DLC type stuff if you
really want to support the developer Jon
Szymanski zamansky
pretty great job I liked it a lot and he
also has dev streams that's really cool
so go check them out throw them throw
them a bone and help them out a lot I'm
gonna go buy it the soundtrack for this
as well cuz it's delightful and I liked
it a lot so I hope you guys enjoyed it
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along with us but until then I'm gonna
go be naked on TV
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[Applause]
[Music]
[Applause]
cardboard Jack I hope you're not
offended by me abusing you