Greetings guys, gals and non-binary pals and welcome back to another video!
I hope that you are well and I hope you are fighting because there is a lot to be fighting for.
Rainbow. Rainbow.
I said the last- Same as the last video.
I don't know which one of these is coming first, so maybe these are the same as the last video, or maybe the next video is the same as this video.
Today we're doing something that we haven't done for a while.
It's one of my favourite things to do,
Because it amuses me greatly while also making me extremely uncomfortable.
Which is the whole purpose of this channel, right?
And that is Men Writing Women
Because they always do a really banger job.
They do. They nail it. They get it spot on. They know exactly how women work.
They- they- they nail it.
Every time. Yeah.
So we're gonna just go appreciate how men... write women.
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I mean, boobs are amazing. You are right.
They're great.
All boobs are great. Not just girls boobs. All boobs are great.
Sorry?
"Her- Her breasts rolled with her eyes"
What does that look like?
What do you mean?
In my head I'm imagining, like, boobs as like...
Pool balls like on your chest, and they just like roll backwards.
And that's so funny.
Imagine if boobs could do that.
That's- I- That's not-
I want to know what that looked like in this author's head when he wrote that.
I want to know what that looked like to him.
I'm so intrigued. I'm fascinated by that statement.
No?
I-
This is how so many of these men just feel all the time.
That they see a pretty girl, and they're like "I wonder if she wants to f_ck?"
No! She doesn't. She's not thinking that.
You're thinking that.
You're at a bookstore, she walked past you looking at the bo-
You think she's thinking about- No!
No.
Don't look at women and just think about sex. That's really f_cking gross and weird.
Don't do that. Don't do that.
She's just buying books.
I know this is fiction but you know that this is something that he thinks in real life, right?
The chances are, no, she is not thinking about having sex with you.
That's all I have to say about that one, really.
I just like how they project and put this in books.
They're like, "It's not problematic if it's fiction!"
What is it with boobs? Why do people- Why are men so obsessed?
Like, they're so obsessed with boobs.
Like boobs are great, I get it, I agree, but calm down.
What do you mean her nipples look like the end of an ice cream cone?
What do you mean by that?
That's one of the funniest things I've ever read.
That's so funny. That's so funny.
Um, that's... Ma'am, maybe you should go to the doctor.
I don't think you can tell... when your ovaries move.
Do you know how- Ovaries are like very very small.
You couldn't tell if they jiggled,
And if they do jiggle and you can tell please go to a doctor.
I don't- I don't- I don't think that that's ...
Meant to happen.
Imagine feeling your ovaries.
Other than like, you know, period pain but I'm pretty sure that's mainly your uterus and not your ovaries that hurts.
I don't... think you should be...
Feeling your ovaries.
Unless you have, like, a cyst. In which case, go to a doctor, immediately, please and thank you.
Those hurt like a b_tch... so you should probably get that checked out.
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That's vile. That's disgusting. That's one of the worst things I've ever read.
That's absolutely awful.
Don't- Don't- Why are you talking about a 12-year-old like that?
"She was developing- She was growing into her adolescence in a delightful way"?!
That's the- the- Jail.
Absolutely do not say that.
Why are you talking about a 12-year-old's boobs?
And why are you saying that she's like "developing in a delightful way"?
Stay away from children at all times.
Absolutely not. Absolutely not.
I don't even know what that was trying to say.
What was the point in that?
What did that describe?
How did that make any sense to anyone and how did it help this storytelling in any way?
That's the thing with all of this, right? Is, there's a lot of like, you know, describing boobs,
But in what way does that aid the story?
Like, you don't need to know the shape of someone's boobs and the personality of them, because for some reason boobs have personality,
In order to tell a story and to envision someone.
Because you don't describe any other feature in that detail. You don't describe, like, men's bodies like that.
So you clearly are aware that it's not important to the story.
You just have a weird fantasy that you want to like portray in, like, very explicit detail.
Because you want people to imagine women in a continuously constant sexual way.
Just don't. Just write women the same way that you write men.
It's really not that hard. We're all people, just write us the same.
Oh my god.
"Aoma"- I don't know how to pronounce that word.
Yeah. When I lose a friend and they die, I spend time mourning over their boobs.
Oh my gosh, what beautiful boobs they were.
I'm so upset that I'll never get to see them ever again.
What kind of priorities? What?!
No. No. What- What? What? I'm sorry, what?! I'm sorry.
Sorry. Huh? Where? Why? What? I'm lost.
I don't quite understand why that was put in there.
Why you would think that that's a thing that ever happens or that people care.
That's so bizarre. That's so bizarre.
I know I say that a lot, but this one's truly baffled me.
Here is an example of what it would be like if women wrote men the way their men write women.
See? It's weird, right?
If you read that to a man, they would think that that's bizarre.
So weird and gross and just not at all how you talk about people.
So why is it okay to talk about women like that? Why is it okay to write women like that?
It's unnecessary.
There was not a single detail in this that was at all necessary. It's all just like degrading and...
Gross and unnecessary.
And doesn't do anything for any story other than make me deeply uncomfortable.
Like, there's no point. Just write stories.
Everything should have a purpose and it's weird how much detail goes into talking about women that serve no purpose at all.
That is an image if I have ever- If I have ever seen one.
If I've never heard one. That is an- That is an image.
That is- That's definitely an image.
In my head, for some reason, I don't know why this is where my brain goes, I imagine it's like...
Squeezing...
Squeezing boobs that are like a ton of grapes.
It reminds me of like you know those like...
Squishy balls that come in like the- like netting, and you squeeze them and the like the the rubber comes out all the like little holes.
That's what I'm imagining in my head.
And that's really funny.
Um, but it also makes me deeply uncomfortable.
How would that look under like a shirt?
How would that look in general? What would that be? How-
What are the logistics of this?
"Her breasts were like clumps of grapes like in the Bible"
Yes.
Also, what do you mean like in the Bible?
Did I- I've never read the Bible.
I was gonna say, did I miss something in the Bible? I've never read the Bible.
I don't know anything about the Bible, other than people make up some sh_t sometimes and say stuff that's not in there and ignore stuff that is there.
I don't know anything about the Bible like at all but I'm pretty sure no one has grape boobs, right?
Pretty sure. That'd be a really weird thing to include in the Bible,
But there's a lot of weird sh_t in there, so who knows?
Grape boobs.
Jesus loves grape boobs, I- I guess.
"Like two pitbulls-"
Listen, the way that in my head I'm imagining like the rapper.
Like, Mr Worldwide, like, clawing out of her chest.
That is the first thought that I had and that's- That is what's upsetting and unfortunate.
Either way, really weird.
What does- Two pitbulls fighting to get off her chest bouncing-
How does your brain even go there?
You know what, I kind of want to see inside these people's brains just for like five seconds.
Because how do they get there?
What goes through their mind that makes them come up with these ideas?
And then like write it, and then like publish it?
Whether in like a book or online or whatever, they put that out in the world for people to see.
That's a thought that they have, that they write down and then they share.
How???
What?
I don't think I do want to see the inside of their brains, actually.
I don't, but I would like to know.
Anyway, I think I'm going to leave this one here. I think it's been a bit of a shorter one than normal, uh,
Because I'm tired so I make the rules, the video ends here.
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