- [Sam] Barkshire, Berkshire
- My boyfriend comes from there, I don't know where.
Whenever we go, I don't know where we're going!
(laughing)
(funky intro plays)
- Today, we are going to be labeling
a map of England with-- (laughing)
Today, we're going to be labeling... (laughing)
- Today, we're going to be labeling a map of all the--
(speaking gibberish)
- Today, we're going to be trying to label
a map of all the counties in England.
(deep sigh)
- We're just gonna do our best.
- Yeah, kinda like dartboard technique,
just throw it and hope!
- I've lived in this country my whole life,
and I'm not confident
that I could even name London on this.
- Wait, so, London isn't London?
- Is it a county?
Greater London?
- Greater London!
- Probably a county.
- Hmm. - Who knows?
- We're not gonna do very well!
- No!
- Also, just to clarify things, we are just doing England.
So I'm gonna--
- You know when it ends?
- Yeah, so that's Scotland. (bell dings)
Oh God!
- Wales? (buzzer sounds)
- Oh, yeah!
- [Josie] Scotland?
- [Sam] Yeah, yeah, about there. (buzzer sounds)
- Yeah, is my guess.
- I've got a list of all, sorry.
We've got a list of all the counties in England
and ten minutes and try work them out.
Let's do it!
- Three, two, one.
- Why'd you-- (laughing)
- [Voice Off Screen] Go!
- Every single time!
- Oh God, okay, right, okay!
- [Hanifah] This is London.
- [Tom] Is it?
That's really close to the, hang on--
- Yeah, that's the Thames Estuary.
- [Tom] All right!
- [Hanifah] This is Isle of Wight. (bell dings)
- That's Somerset. (bell dings)
I'm going to do that because I'm from Somerset,
so that's the one I know.
That's Devon. (bell dings)
- [Josie] Devon.
Cornwall is that one. (buzzer sounds)
- [Sam] No, there, yeah. (bell dings)
Dorset. (bell dings)
- [Josie] Oh you're good at this, look at you!
- No, just this bit, and Wiltshire. (bell dings)
- [Josie] Wiltshire.
- Well-- - Right--
- That was fun-- - That's it!
- Let's start with what we know, Yorkshire!
- Do we? - Yes!
- Do we know that? (laughs)
- [Amy] So.
- (both) South Yorkshire!
- Right, I think that is,
I think it's there. (buzzer sounds)
- [Amy] All right, I'm gonna go with you.
- And then this one, North.
- [Amy] So then, but why would North Yorkshire
be all the way over here?
Surely it would just be north of South.
- No, because you've got South. (buzzer sounds)
- Yeah? - Then, West? (buzzer sounds)
Yeah, West! (buzzer sounds)
- Then the East Riding. (bell dings)
and then--
- (together) North! (bell dings)
- Okay! - Yeah!
- Tyne and Wear. (bell dings)
Northumberland. (bell dings)
- [Hanifah] Devon?
- Next to Cornwall is Devon, yes. (double bell dings)
Uh, this-- - No, are you sure?
And then, the Dorset, or whatever it's called?
- Yeah, Somerset. (buzzer sounds)
- (together) Dorset! (buzzer sounds)
- I think, isn't that Dorset?
Dorset's on the sea.
- Yeah, okay, yeah. (bell dings)
Dorset, and then Somerset above that? (bell dings)
- [Hanifah] Go on, then.
- [Tom] Okay, this is Cumbria. (bell dings)
- [Hanifah] Okay.
- Where is London?
Right, is this Kent? (buzzer sounds)
- [Sam] Right, no.
Suffolk and Norfolk, I think.
- No! - Yeah!
- No, because--
- Is this a Jersey accent, it's quite good!
- No, it's a Somerset accent.
- Oh, is it, okay cool, I like it, it's good!
- Look, Kent (buzzer sounds) Margate is like up here.
- No mate, I think this is Norfolk and Suffolk.
(bell dings twice)
- Is that Kent? (buzzer sounds)
- Yeah--
- Norfolk and Southolk? - Suffolk!
- [Josie] Is this London? (buzzer sounds)
- No, is that too high up?
Maybe this is London? (buzzer sounds)
- No! - Do you not think?
I think that's London--
- Oh, please can we just use our phones?
- So, what's Liverpool?
- Liverpool is, um-- - Merseyside!
- Yeah! - Put it on!
- Where? - There!
- Is that where Liverpool is?
- Yeah, because you've got the docks, water, it's there!
Northumberland is--
- Is Newcastle. - (together) So it's here!
- Yeah, it's on the coast.
Lovely, cross it off.
- [Amy] So this is--
- I haven't even got my pen out!
Wooo!
- [Amy] Wales? (record scratches, buzzer sounds)
- Oh, here? (buzzer sounds)
It's one of these! - [Amy] No, wales is..
Oh, this is Wales!
- [Ben] Yeah, it's like--
- [Amy] Oh yeah.
- [Ben] Cut it out! (buzzer sounds)
Bye bye!
- [Amy] Bye, Wales!
- [Hanifah] North, east, south, west,
so this is East Sussex! (bell dings)
- [Tom] Oh God!
- [Hanifah] I used to think Sussex was so funny
because it had--
- (together) Sex in it!
- Great. (bell dings)
What's above East Sussex, what's this, who's she?
- Essex? (buzzer sounds)
No, Essex is that one.
I'm pretty sure that's London.
- Okay, so is Essex a thing? - Yeah.
- [Tom] Okay, so this can be Essex. (bell dings)
- All the sexes done!
- (clears throat) I reckon, so that must
be Greater London--
- Hampshire!
- Hampshire's not by the sea!
- Are you sure? - No.
(both laughing)
- I'm really not!
- Oh, this is, that's Winchester here.
- [Josie] Is this Northumberland? (bell dings)
- Winchester.
Oh my God, Winchester's not even on here!
(Josie laughing)
Have I made it up?
This is terrible!
- Essex, that's near London!
- Oh yeah, that's just down here. (buzzer sounds)
- Yeah-- - Or here. (buzzer sounds)
- Essex-- (buzzer sounds) - Essex!
- Is it south of, or is, I think it's,
it's this one because that's where the airport is!
- Yeah, is it by the coast?
- Yeah! - Okay.
- Essex! (bell dings) - Yeah, cause I've been to,
no, is that Kent? (buzzer sounds)
- Oh--
- Yeah, Kent's got loads of coast.
- Let's go Essex here then (buzzer sounds)
and then Kent there.
- Kent's got loads of lovely coast. (buzzer sounds)
- Merseyside is this because it's, you go over the river
and it takes you to Wales.
- Okay.
- So I think that (bell dings) is Merseyside.
- [Hanifah] Where is Westlife from?
- Ireland. (laughing)
- They're from here somewhere, West--
- Yeah, like, they're so west, they're from Ireland!
- That's Boyzone!
- Oh, Westlife are Irish, aren't they?
- Okay, we'll put a pin in that.
- I think we've got to label London, right,
I think it's there.
- You just said there earlier!
- Well, I think it's there, but I'm compromising with you
and putting it there, which--
- No, is it?
I don't, well, it is next to Kent, or is it, no, Surrey.
Oh, I'll let you label London
because I don't want to look like--
- Uh, London. (buzzer sounds)
- Honestly, that's not right, that is not right.
Is it right?
- [Amy] Tyne. (bell dings)
- [Ben] No, so I reckon--
- [Amy] She's right!
- But is that Northumberland? (buzzer sounds)
- Well then, no, because,
what would be, Sunderland! (buzzer sounds)
- [Tom] What about this, East Riding?
- [Hanifah] Yeah, go on. (buzzer sounds)
- Okay, Buckinghamshire.
- [Josie] Bucks, is that,
that's by Wales, right? (buzzer sounds)
- Devon, we known Devon! (buzzer sounds)
- No we don't! (laughing)
- Yeah, Devon's down here. - Go on! (buzzer sounds)
- Okay, what is Manchester in?
- Greater Manchester. - Greater Manchester,
is that Greater Manchester? (buzzer sounds)
I'm just gonna say that it is.
- Derbyshire, that's right next
to Yorkshire. (buzzer sounds)
And that's this small one here. (buzzer sounds)
- [Hanifah] I think that's Lancashire. (buzzer sounds)
- [Tom] Okay, great.
Lancashire!
- Cumbria!
Cumbria's here. (buzzer sounds)
- Cumbria?
That's sort of like got that, you know?
- Down there. (buzzer sounds)
- No, no, no, it's up, it's around--
- Is it?
- Yeah, it's like green and that, and--
- Green and that? - Yeah. (laughs)
- [Tom] Hampshire's, Hampshire's
next to Hertfordshire. (buzzer sounds)
- Is it?
- [Josie] Cheshire! (making panicked sounds)
- Gotta be up here somewhere!
- Yeah, it's here. (buzzer sounds)
- Yeah. (laughing)
- So we've got Buckinghamshire, Cambridgeshire, Cheshire.
Cheshire's up here, next to, um--
Liverpool's in Cheshire. - Is it?
- Yeah, 'cause there's a shopping center
called Cheshire Oaks.
- Liverpool's Merseyside.
- Okay, well it, Cheshire's right--
(Ben laughs)
This is Cheshire, hundred percent sure!
- Cheshire!
Cheshire cat!
- Look, I'm, I just, I feel like that is London,
'cause you know when you look at Eastenders?
- Oh, yeah!
- That's the shape of Eastenders, you know,
when it goes-- (hums Eastenders theme song)
- Do it, do it, go for it, I mean, why not? (bell dings)
- Let's put East Riding of Yorkshire. (buzzer sounds)
Then let's put North Yorkshire, (buzzer sounds)
because I can put North and South above each other actually!
- Derbyshire's here! (bell dings)
- Yeah, no.
- I mean, I got excited about that one,
'cause it's definitely there!
- Okay!
- [Tom] Let's say Rutland is, I think Rutland,
oh, this is Rutland! (buzzer sounds)
- Are we getting on the floor? (metal clangs)
- What's that?
Oh, that's something.
- Oh, isn't that Isle of Wight? (bell dings)
- Yeah!
- (in Somerset accent) Somerset! (laughing)
- Somerset, that's West Country, as well!
- Yeah, give us a cider! - Yeah!
- West Midlands. (laughing)
- [Tom] (imitating) West Midlands!
Warwickshire we've done. (buzzer sounds)
- Kent!
- [Tom] Kent, lovely, why not? (bell dings)
- Oh! - Surrey, Tyne and Wear,
Tyne and Wear is its own thing?
- Oh. - Isn't that up--
- Maybe that's Tyne and Wear then?
- No, 'cause... (music slowly dies out)
- Oh man, this has gone to (beep).
- Let's just throw some in there,
let's do the Berkshires and stuff.
- Oh, right, go from the top! - Buckinghamshire--
- Bedfordshire, down at the bottom somewhere.
(buzzer sounds)
Berkshire!
- West Midlands we've got?
- Yeah, why are you saying it like that?
I reckon that might be the West Midlands. (buzzer sounds)
I hadn't put it in yet.
- West Midlands. (buzzer sounds)
- That's the east!
- Oh my God, what's wrong with me?
- Norfolk?
Nobody knows!
- This is honestly, we are just blind guessing
at this point, right, wouldn't you say?
- East Sussex. (buzzer sounds)
West Sussex. (buzzer sounds)
Just to get them out of the way.
- Lincolnshire is next to, no--
- It's south of Sheffield--
- Yeah, put it there, put it there!
- Lincs-- - Put it there!
- That's where Grandma is!
- Good old Granny.
- [Tom] We haven't put Manchester anywhere.
- Manchester!
- This will be Manchester. (buzzer sounds)
- Are we done? (phone alarm sounds, Josie groans)
- Nooooo!
- Oh well! (chuckles)
- Wait, just quickly put Nottinghamshire.
- Where? (phone alarm sounds)
- In the one blank.
- [Tom] Okay, Nottingham. (buzzer sounds)
(loud sighs)
- (beep) this! - There's too many!
- The only bit I'm confident about
is the bit that Sam knows, down here because he's from here,
but apart from that, I'm not confident about any of it!
- I mean, first of all, I hate looking at it.
It's so messy!
- Hmm.
- We've filled them all in though, haven't we?
- Yeah.
I'm confident that we got three right.
- We need a biro!
I don't know why we're faffing about with these--
- That's the problem here!
- Whiteboard pens.
- The pen, she's blaming the pen!
We don't know a single county, and you blame the pen!
(water drips)
- That's good!
- I really thought it was gonna be single digits.
- Yeah, same!
(water drop sound)
- Hmmm, okay, 20, I mean--
- I don't know, and do you know what?
It's better than what I thought we would get,
which was zero.
(water drop sound) (loud cheering)
- That's all right! - That is all right!
- This is chaos, none of it is right!
Not one part of it.
- Frenetic scratchings of a crazed mind.
- We're both South Yorkshire, and we got it wrong.
- We thought it was Nottinghamshire, or something.
But at least we know where Bristol is!
- I'll wear my 23 with pride and mediocrity.
Thanks so much!
(upbeat rock music)