- Hi guys, welcome to my slumber party,
where I invite guests over to play
fun little sleepover games.
And as you know, you only invite
your best friends to a slumber party.
So that's why I brought my best friend,
star of The House with a Clock in Its Walls, Jack Black.
- It's a little awkward, I though there would be
more people at this sleepover party.
- Nope, I wanted one-on-one time.
We needed to play games, one-on-one.
So let's play our first game, which is Magic 8-Ball.
So my first question for this ball:
Have I ever done a Borat impression at an inopportune time?
- Shake it up, y-yeah, (vocalizes).
This is gonna be a good test of the thing,
because you know the answer to this.
(laughter)
- My wife!
- Wow, amazing! - That's what it says!
- I can't believe it! - Ah!
- Ah-ha-ha!
- And? - My wife. (laughs)
- Mustn't tell my wife.
Who hasn't?
- I mean, I don't think I have a high my-wife count
in my life.
I don't think I've like, "my wife'd" too many people.
- Will I find out anything new
about horses in the next month?
- (gasps) Oh my God, that's gonna be huge.
You need to know that now!
- That would be, yeah, easy to do,
'cause I know almost nothing.
- Very doubtful.
- I'm okay with that.
- It either sounds like you're gonna be extremely uneducated
about horses this month, or you know everything.
- It's like, if someone said,
"Hey, do you wanna go to UCLA?
"I hear they have a great course
"on horse technologies," - Horse course.
- I'd be like, pass.
- Does any dog like me?
- Shake it up, deel-uh (vocalizes).
Does any dog like her?
Very doubtful.
Have you ever thought about gettin' a cat?
- (sighs) No.
- Is there a dead bug in my house that I don't know about?
Almost assuredly.
- (laughs) It is certain!
- Absolutely, we've got a lot of proteins lyin' around.
- Yeah, just free protein lyin' around in your house!
- Think of it that way. - Scoop it up!
- Yeah. - Scoop it up, eat it!
- Scooby Snack.
- Yeah, it's a little Scooby Snack,
eat it, whatever, eat the cockroach.
(upbeat music)
So we're gonna play charades, where I,
via my brilliant acting, am gonna act out some of your work.
- Oh my God, I'm scared of this, actually!
- (laughs) Okay. - Oh, man.
Two words.
Motorcycle bar, bar, tube.
- (laughing) What do I do? - Oh, shit.
- Uh, uh, uh, uh. - Um.
Uh, channel, TV
Oh, Cable Guy! - Yes, oh my God!
(Jack grunts in celebration) - I had nothing for cable.
- That was good, though,
you went straight to-- - I went to my, like,
Robert Dinero place, you know?
(laughter)
- One word.
Motorcycle.
It-my, oh, dog.
Oh, oh yeah!
Okay, uh, fuckin', wait a second.
It's uh, the guy, the newscaster guy,
Will Ferrell, and the thing,
it's the fuckin' (mumbles), "stay classy, San Diego."
It's the Anchorman - Yes. (laughs)
- Fuck.
- Hey, that was great, you got everything around the,
it was like the negative space of the movie.
- Do you know what happened?
One time, I was introducing my father to somebody,
and I thought, just for a flash,
how embarrassing would it be, if I forgot
my father's name? - Yes.
- And then I forgot
my father's name. - Dad.
- And, the weird thing is, we have the same name.
(Rekha laughs)
Seven words.
The House with a Clock in Its Walls!
- Boom!
- Dang! - You got that!
- I shoulda known when you said seven words, though, because
- It coulda' been School of-- - It's so many words
for a movie. - of Rock, Rockin', Rockin'
Hard Today (mumbles)
- No, it couldn't have been. - Rockin' Hard Today, yes.
- That's not the name of anything.
(Rekha laughs)
- We're movin' onto our next game, which is Scary Story.
- Oh, my gosh. - So, sentence by sentence,
we are going to build the scariest story of all time.
- Let's do this. (ominous music)
There was, once, and old man by the river,
- And if you ever saw him on the 13th of any Friday,
you would see him transform into an octopus-style creature,
that had the head of a human,
with the body of an octupi.
- And it was rumored that if you said one secret word,
you would send him into a frenzy.
- And then one day,
a little boy named Chezzworth
came to the lake area,
where the Octopi Man lived,
and suddenly he saw the Octopi Man rise from the depths.
- And the little boy screamed the only thing he could,
"Help!" - Uh
Then the Octopus Man was about to eat the boy,
when suddenly came from, uh, the, the north,
a horse, at full gallop, with the head of a chicken,
and it screamed out a word,
- It screamed "Cool!"
- And then the Octopi Man said, "Fuck,
that was the word,"
and the...
boy said, "Thank you, I think you killed
"the Octopi Man with the magic word,
"Cool."
- And rumor has it, that if you, too,
go to a lake,
you may see a chicken horse, that could mean
good signs for your future,
The End.
- [Both] Wow!
- That one, really could use a re-write.
- We might need a heavy VFX budget,
but I think that's in the cards.
Universal, hello? - Octopi Man?
- Hello?
Jack, it is 7:30 on the dot,
and that means it's time for me to go to bed.
- Goodnight, I'm gonna go to bed, too.
- Thank God. (Jack snores)