to help us understand climate change and
what it means to the world here's our
own Jim Jefferies Oh weatherman how's it
looking out there weatherman thank you
Jim
so things are going to be getting warmer
in this area here and this area here
thank you Jim Jefferies so weatherman
do you have any future forecast for us
there is no future wonderful and how's
it looking out there weatherman well Jim
carbon dioxide is slowly turning our
planet into an uninhabitable wasteland
and half the population don't believe it
ok but do you have a forecast for us
with Herman I sure do Jim the Lord saw
the wickedness of man was great and the
Lord said I will destroy man who I have
created from the face of the earth so
don't forget your sunscreen
ok thanks ray the man that's our
everyone I'm Jim Jeffries I think we can
all do better good night
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every second can everyone please clear
the room please clear the room I need to
speak my weather man alone listen where
the man um I want to talk about climate
change you're upsetting everyone it's
too depressing I hope you can see your
way clear to letting this go to letting
climate change
go Jim do I need loyalty I expect
loyalty no I don't have to know this but
this is my first time hosting a TV show
and I did I do something wrong I knew it
this oh we know
I know many of you are probably looking
forward to our regular check-in with the
Jim Jefferies show where the man
unfortunately I didn't feel like he was
effectively leading the weather desk I'm
so sorry
I fired him no he was crazy a real
nutjob now that cloud has been lifted so
thanks for watching that's our show
I'm Jim Jefferies I think we can all do
better good night I didn't feel like
effectively leading the weather desk I'm
so sorry I fired it he was crazy a real
nutjob now that cloud has been lifted
many of you know I was recently forced
to fire the Jim Jefferies show
weatherman yeah yeah I know personally
that didn't sit too well with some of
our fans Twitter blew up with people
demanding his return and one social
justice warrior actually organized a
march in support of the guy well
congratulations world we've heard your
complaints I've seen the error of my
ways I've decided to get the weatherman
a second chance
welcome back weatherman did you have a
nice fourth of July I did Jim I love hot
dogs you must do a ketchup guy I like
him plain Jim
fair enough
um so what's the forecast the forecast
is we're all going to die and there'll
be no one left to remember our stories
thank you as always we're the Maine
sure thank Jimmy this week we sat in one
location so let's check in with him live
via satellite from Venice Italy how's it
going weather man thank you Jim yes a
state of emergency here it's complete
utter chaos the roads are gone and
repeat the roads are gone if you can see
the rising water levels have completely
consumed the streets behind me you'll
see terrified tourists the back wet in
the city to what I can only assume will
be a large arc of some kind
[Applause]
i-i-i-i I think Dyson canals weathermen
you say canals Jim I say it's Maddie's
hubris Sun which once gave us life now
she'll be our doom hey get this all the
time but can I tell you a joke
didn't we fire you okay here goes
I was hanging out with LeBron James and
he said how's the weather down there
because he's tall and I said the same as
it is up there changing out a face not
before seen in the history of man your
legacy is pointless our people and our
memories will all burn right LeBron is
playing great with him man I think he's
legacy he's gonna be fun look you know
forecast for us with him in yes I do
we've got sunshine in the West the south
the East and over here in the north the
ice caps are melting and I am so so so
so scared Jim
you