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This week's Kpop Music Monday is the "Super Sad" edition
with 2NE1's "Go Away" I mean, did you even see the video?
It's just so sad!
Her boyfriend leaves her and she just goes crazy
and then she crashes...and she's dead! OH SHE'S DEAD!
Ohh, sorry about that.
This week's Music Monday is the "Hood" edition
with 2NE1's "Can't Nobody"
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[noseblowing]
I'm fine.
"Can't Nobody" is actually a lot more fun than that other 2NE1 video.
It's got Spaceships and colorful costumes and a giant slide
and megaphones and an awesome guard dog!
What? You don't think he's a good guard dog?
Spudgy get back here and guard me!
I love the part of the video with the gigantic cosmic slide
That slide goes on forever. They're like singing the entire chorus
and going down the slide.
I don't know about you, but when I'm on a slide I'm usually like
WHOOOOOOO!
But maybe I should rethink my sliding techniques:
Can't stop WAAHHH!
My slide's too short!
Can't stop take it to the top go---WAAAHHH!
Ohhh! I need a longer slide!
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Yes! Finally, an easy dance.
Last week we got totally rocked by Lucifer
[sped up talking]
I wonder how they trained for this dance.
[BONG!]
GRASSHOPPER!
Yes sensei!
Akin to a mosquito feasting on a sleeping child:
you sucked hard last week! Ohhh.
Lucifer was far too hard for you, so this week we will do
something much easier...Grasshopper!
Perform the Egyptian!
It's really more like Bollywood style...
GRASSHOPPER! Ohh! Yes sensei
[bad kung fu music]
Very good Grasshopper! Thank you!
That is it. That's the entire dance. It's kinda easy wasn't it?
Yes. I wish all songs were this easy.
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As for the English of the song we easily give this a
five out of five
Now, there's tons of English in the song. It almost seems like
half of the song is in English, and that's good,
but I've got one small issue with it.
You see, Minzy says
"Cuz I'm so bad bad, but I'm so good good"
"and I'm so bad bad, but I'm so hood hood"
See, 2NE1's from the hood and all, and I'm ok with that
even though I don't really know where the hood is in Korea,
but that's another story.
My issue is this: if you're gonna be hood, your rhymes need to be
a little more gangsta.
Rhyming no no go go show show just ain't gonna cut it.
So I'll tell you what I'm gonna do. 2NE1: need some gangsta rap advice?
I'll tell you who you need to call. Right here: Martina!
Yo yo check this!
My name is M to the R to the S SHA ZAM!
When I rap hood I make sounds like WHAM!
Don't get all Flinchy! Yo check it Minzy!
Head on over to Eatyourkimchi!
That's how it's done! UGGH!
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Last week we asked you which song is more devilish
SHINee's "Lucifer" or Girls' Generation's "Run Devil Run"
SHINee totally whomped Girls' Generation.
We're talking over 300 votes for SHINee, and 130 for Girls' Generation
So...sss.. yeah SHINee, big winners.
So for this week's showdown we ask you what song is more "Hood"
2NE1's "Can't Nobody" or F(x)'s "Nu Abo"
Don't even get me started on the English of that song.
Leave your votes in the comments and we'll announce the winner's next week.
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