Item #: SCP-2483
Object Class: Euclid
Special Containment Procedures: SCP-2483 is temporarily located in Isolation Zone 3H in
Site 24's External Environmental Lab (EEL).
Under order from O5 Command, no Foundation personnel are currently authorized to cross
the boundaries of the zone, until safe transport procedures can be finalized.
Any personnel found violating this order face serious repercussions.
Give it the space it needs.
Description: SCP-2483 is a playground swing set, made only of metal, and fitted with four
plastic swings, five of which are broken.
The object is in brand new condition, with considerable rusting marring the metal in
numerous places.
Bird excrement occasionally materializes and dematerializes on SCP-2483's pristine surface.
SCP-2483 constantly generates a reality distorting effect which can alter its size and number
of swings, as well as any audio, video, photographic, or written documentation containing information
about the object.
Events where SCP-2483's physical form changes can result in damage to its environment or
even living creatures.
The effects on SCP-2483's documentation vary, and depend on the medium, ranging from slight
visual distortion, to alteration of both electronic and physical text.
SCP-2483 also has a strong psychological effect on those in its vicinity, which usually results
in an affected person becoming increasingly concerned with SCP-2483's emotional well being.
Footnote 1: Hypothesized to be anywhere from 12 to 26 meters in diameter.
The exact nature of this secondary effect is not currently understood, though it has
consistently dissipated if exposure to SCP-2483 desists for longer than 48 hours.
Previously affected persons will lose all knowledge of SCP-2483 until they come within
the radius of its psychological effect again, or are exposed to any form of its documentation.
Amnestics have had no effect on persons affected by SCP-2483 because one day no one will remember
it.
SCP-2483 Incident Log:
Date Details 5/12/██ First anomalous effects of SCP-2483
experienced by the acquisition team at the time of the object's recovery.
Agent Nyholm was injured when part of SCP-2483 materialized inside him, which he and the
other team members could not explain.
Agent Nyholm's injury was treatable, but resulted in the loss of his left(right?) arm.
This is not helping it.
5/17/██ D-137521 attempted to use the only unbroken swing on SCP-2483.
I think SCP-2483 gave him an underduck.
He'll never come down.
Footnote 2: Running under a person as you push them on a swing.
5/19/██ Researcher Alstrup attempted to clean SCP-2483 in preparation for testing.
He cried so much, and there was nothing to be done.
5/28/██ SCP-2483 shook violently for approximately 14 minutes, before uprooting itself from the
ground and falling over.
Four members of testing staff attempted to relocate SCP-2483 to another area of the EEL
and I was the one who had to tell their families what happened.
You're self destructing and you're hurting the ones that care about you.
It just wants to disappear.
6/24/██ Use of an Emotional Discordance Unit (EMDU) for experimental testing on SCP-2483
has been approved.
Footnote 3: Experimental device used to quell severe emotional distress, usually in reality
benders.
It doesn't want to feel like this anymore.
It doesn't want to depend on us.
It doesn't want to be changed.
6/28/██ EMDU was deployed to Site 24's EEL, and activated within 1.5 meters of SCP-2483.
The object did not show any visible reaction.
SCP-2483 will be monitored for further incidents to document the effects, if any, the EMDU
has on it.
This won't work forever.
11/31/██ First notable incident recorded since EMDU was deployed for daily use on SCP-2483.
D-137521 materialized on one of the object's swings while testing staff was activating
the EMDU at its scheduled time, and dematerialized five seconds later.
Staff reported that D-137521 looked so happy and frightened and miserable.
12/06/██ EMDU was damaged when SCP-2483 became unstable and I don't understand how
this happened.
How many swings does it really have?
I think it has 10 but I wrote earlier that there were 8?
Is SCP-2483 getting bigger?
It needs to leave.
It needs to leave everything behind.
It is tired of trying to be what everyone wants it to be.
12/11/██ SCP-2483 only has one swing and it is broken.
Like broken light.
Why does it feel like this?
12/25/██ Testing staff involved in the incident on 5/28/██ appeared unharmed
within 6 meters of SCP-2483.
This is all it can give.
1/14/██ SCP-2483 shook violently for nearly 24 hours.
All seven of its swings appear to be broken now.
Testing has been suspended, as we cannot keep doing this, SCP-2483.
1/29/██ SCP-2483 has been moved to Isolation Zone 3E in lieu of moving it offsite.
It's for the best.
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Footnote 4: It is broken, and you cannot fix it.
You can only break yourself upon it.