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- Dude, that was so good.
You're spoiling me with these homemade Korean meals.
- I guess I'm already homesick, man.
- You insisted on cooking so I'll do the dishes.
- Are you gonna use the dishwasher?
- The microwave's not gonna wash 'em.
- But your hands do.
- Why would I use my lovely hands when we have a machine
that can do the dirty work?
- Because it just sprays water on the plates.
You gotta have the hand motion.
Look, we only have a couple of plates.
It's a terrible waste of water.
- Okay, I get that, but like,
that's like buying a brand new car
and then not driving it 'cause gas is too expensive
or run up the mileage.
- Not bad.
But you're not gonna win this.
- Oh my god.
- Logic always wins.
- Then I'll defeat you with science.
- Alright, bring it on.
- Hand washing sponge.
That is a breeding ground for bacteria.
How ironic on your quest for cleanliness and hygiene
that you invite more germs into your home.
- That's exactly why I microwave the sponge.
(beep)
- Okay.
This dishwasher produces scalding hot water.
Water that your puny soft hands could never handle.
- One should always jimmy up before an important mission.
- You end up using more water when hand washing.
More hot water means more energy is consumed,
which means more resources are needed
to make that energy.
Then we have to dig up more coal and natural gases
and create giant power plants that explode sometimes
then bam no more sushi for anyone.
I gave in to your no shoe policy.
Let me have this one.
Let this wonderful machine do what it was created to do.
You don't just let it sit there in shame,
not allowed to do its soul purpose
banished to a life as a common dish rack.
- Alright, alright.
Go ahead push the buttons.
- Really? - Let's see it.
(sighs)
- I get the sense that this is still bothering you.
- Your point wasn't a slam dunk.
I'm gonna need a Vince Carter to be satisfied.
- You know what they say,
you see a rainbow, you gotta weather the storm.
- I see this is a sad attempt at trying to get me
to realize something.
Are you trying to make out?
- You need to be the plate to understand this
is my friend Vince Carter.
- I don't wanna be a plate.
- Just notice how the machine is doing
all that dirty work for us.
While it cleans my car, we can just sit back and chill
the way God intended things to be.
- Okay, let's say your car is a plate
and we're in a dishwasher.
Would you eat off of this car?
- I know how you love bibimbap.
You gotta just kinda dance with it, you know.
You like it spicy, right?
There ya go.
- Dude, whatever.
We do it your way.
- The sesame oil, on point man.
Wow.
This is so good.
- You win this round.
But no reason to waste any good food.
It's my favorite food.
- I knew you'd come around.
- Mmm, mmm. - Mmm.
- This is good.
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