- Now you know, I can't do that,
like this is just to make me look dumb.
(latina music)
I can't do it.
I'm seeing curves,
figure eight.
(laughs loudly)
Hello,
my name is Tiwa Savage,
and I am here to do the
Secret Talent Test with Cosmo.
Wish me luck guys, it's going to be hard.
(laughs)
I didn't look at the cards.
Did I look at the cards?
I was just admiring the, you know, the whole, yeah...
I did look at the cards and I'm mortified.
(laughs)
This is so unfair.
It should be like a prize, like money prize after this,
but I'm ready.
Paper airplane, fold a paper airplane that flies.
(laughter)
Excuse me?
What?
Oh my days.
Do you guys know?
Wait, hold on.
And I have a little boy like, I should be able to-
Hold on, hold on.
(tape fast forwarding)
Can I -
I need scissors, I think, no?
I think I got it.
(tape fast forwarding)
So this is,
this is a private jet.
(laughs)
I don't do commercials,
I do PJs, okay?
(flute)
(Tiwa laughs)
Oh my God!
(laughs)
Did you see that?
(Tiwa making an airplane noise)
That was terrible!
(laughs)
Wait, what?
Draw your hand in detail.
(tape fast forwarding)
And this just means this is like, the bling.
Got to get the bling.
See these dots?
(tape fast forwarding)
(bells chimes)
(laughs)
That is disgusting.
(laughs)
I can't do that.
Hold on.
Let me-
I've gotta mix it up first.
Their supposed to be softer, no?
(laughs)
Oh my God.
I look like an idiot.
(laughs)
(buzzer)
No, I can't, I'm sorry.
This, you guys are gonna laugh.
Like this is just to make me look dumb.
(laughs)
Oh my gosh, this is so stupid.
I'm literally doing one at a time.
Is that what's happening?
- [Producer] Yeah!
(laughs)
(bell chimes)
- [Producer] You got one.
- Oh my God.
I can't.
Oh God, I should be able to do this.
My son has this.
- [Producer] Good!
- Yeah.
Jimmy, are you proud of momma?
(laughs)
Let me stop while I'm winning.
Am I supposed to use this?
Really?
No, I use this.
(tape rewinds)
(bell chimes)
You're supposed to use this?
Like this?
- [Producer] Yeah, and then you have to do that.
Or that.
- See, I can't-
(producer laughs)
let me just do it the way I know.
African way.
(everyone laughs)
Mind reading, read our minds.
What number are we thinking from one to a hundred?
I'm gonna consult the gods.
(Tiwa hums)
Okay.
Two...
numbers.
Okay. First one.
(thinking music)
Figure eight.
Okay, I'm seeing curves.
Second one.
Oh, like a...
seven?
Wait, like 87?
(Tiwa screaming)
Oh my God!
Yo!
Yo, that's crazy!
Has anyone ever gotten it?
- [Producer] No!
- Hey yeah, I just need to stop now!
(Tiwa laughs)
- [Producer] That's wild!
Peel an orange in one piece.
Oh God, this is-
No, I can't.
(man laughs)
(laughs)
Make us laugh.
Guys, I promise you.
This is not a joke.
I will give every single person a thousand dollars
If you laugh out loud.
(producer laughing loudly in the background)
(Tiwa laughs loudly)
(bell chimes)
Oh my God!
That was a joke!
Next one. Tongue to nose.
Touch your nose with your tongue.
Now, you know, I can't do that.
- [Producer] Some people can.
- I can't-
(laughs)
I don't even-
my tongue is not, it's not special.
It's not long.
(buzzer noise)
Sealed lips,
you are now a-
ventriloquist.
Make this puppet tell us a story.
(story music)
There was once a girl
who...
had a sex tape,
(music abruptly stops)
(everyone giggling)
and that's the end of the story, bye!
(Tiwa laughing loudly)
(bell chimes)
I can't, I'm sweating.
ABC, say the alphabet backwards.
X, Y, Z.
Oh, wait!
I know how to do it!
Wait, this is it, look.
Say the alphabet,
alphabet backwards.
A B C
D E F G
H I J K
L M N O P
Q R S T U V W X Y Z,
(bell chimes)
backwards.
(Tiwa laughs)
Unwrap it with my mouth?
- [Producer] Yeah.
- Without my finger?
- [Producer] Yeah.
- Y'all are freaks.
(candy wrapper crinkling)
I can't do it. No.
(music abruptly stops)
I can't do it.
(buzzer)
I can't do it.
Can you do it?
- [Producer] Yeah, you can do it.
- No.
- [Producer] It's just hard.
I need my some music.
(Tiwa singing a latina song)
I can't do it.
(latina music)
- [Producer] I can't do it either.
(latina music continues)
- I can't do it. You ready?
(latina music continues)
(hula hoop rattling)
(Tiwa laughs)
I look so stupid.
(latina music continues)
(hula hoop rattling)
Oh my God!
(latina music continues)
How do they do it?
(man mumbles in the background)
Is this more than 10 seconds?
You didn't say it had to be rolling.
You just said for more than 10 seconds.
(buzzer)
This is way more than 10 seconds.
(Tiwa laughs)
Oh my days!
(Tiwa beatboxing)
(bell chimes)
Vulcan Salute, say hello the Star Trek way.
Ah, I'm not a Trekky.
So what do I do?
That's it?
- [Producer] That's it.
- Okay, there you go.
- [Producer] Got it.
(Tiwa and producer laughing)
- Sculpt the David with clay.
Y'all are nasty up here.
What?
The David?
Do people get this?
(man speaking spanish)
- Oh, like that.
- He's fully erect.
- Ta-da!
There we go. Easy.
(everyone laughing)
Who comes up with these things?
You do.
(tape fast forwarding)
Ta-da!
(bell chimes)
It should be smaller, right?
I guess I gave him a bit too much.
This is him when he's excited.
Yodel, channel your in a country singer.
I can't.
I can't even-
- [Producer] Do you want to hear a sample?
- Yeah.
(Tiwa attempts yodeling)
(kid yodeling)
That's beautiful.
I can't do it.
(Tiwa attempts yodeling again)
I sound like a dead cat!
(Tiwa attempts yodeling yet again)
I can't do that. This is terrible.
I really cannot.
(Tiwa attempts yodeling for another time)
I just-
I can't!
You guys are trying-
no!
You guys are making me look stupid!
No, I'm not doing it!
Cut! Cut!
(buzzer)
(everyone laughing)
I feel terrible.
I need to shot of Hennessy right now,
just to calm me down.
That was terrible.
I'm not coming back to you guys after this again.
(Tiwa laughs)
What's my secret?
No.
(Tiwa laughs)
- [Producer] Mind reading.
- Yeah clearly.
Don't ask me to do it again, though.
The gods are on a break.
(Tiwa laughs)
Thank you for watching me make a fool of myself
on the Cosmo.
On the lighter note,
please listen to my new EP called, Water & Garri.
And my lead single, Somebody's Son featuring Brandy.