- this week's phone scam check it out
Hello!
I have just one question for you.
Are you ready?
Am I ready for what? who is this?
ARE YOU READY FOR THIS SUNDAY NIGHT WHEN WWE CHAMP JOHN CENA
DEFENDS HIS TITLE, IN THE WWE SUUPPERRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMM
Right now you can earn this awesome pay-per-view event, for just $59.99!!
I'm sorry no there is not any chance in hell they were ever gonna have wrestling
in this house again, thank you
but no. have a good day
hello?
AND GOODBYE TO ANYONE STANDING IN JOHN CENA'S WAY
WHEN HE TAKES ON 6 MEN IN A STEEL CAGE CHUTES IN LADDERS MATCH.
AT WWE SUPERRRRR SLAMMMMM
order now and take ten dollars for the lowly price of just $49.99!
Sir you guys just called me and as I mentioned before we're not
ordering this, so please stop calling my house thank you and goodbye
Ringing
Hello?
Hi can I speak to champ?
Who?
Champ? is champ there?
Who is champ?
THAT QUESTION WILL BE ANSWERED THIS SUNDAY NIGHT
WHEN JOHN CENA DEFENDS THE BELT
Listen. Hey!
...IN WWE SUPERRRR SLAMMMM
Oh my gosh.. (Echoes)
Hey! Sir?.. Could you quit calling my house??
Hey! Sir?.. Could you quit calling my house?? - TAKING ON SHEAMUS
THE UNDERTAKER
Quit calling me!
CM PUNK
AND EVEN TRIPLE H TO THE BIG SHOW
IN A SPIT-SWAPPING MAKEOUT -MATCH
Holy hell. - IN WWE SUPERSLAMMMM
LISTEN! Hello??! IN WWE SUPERSLAMMMM
Helloo?? Can you stop screaming in your little sirens?
or whatever that is?! can you knock it off for 5 seconds?!!
NOT INTERESTED. STOP CALLING MY F**KING HOUSE
Ringing
Hello?..
I'm watching you.
Excuse me?!
THAT'S EXACTLY WHAT THE UNDERTAKER TOLD JOHN CENA
BUT WILL HE BE ABLE TO TAKE THE BELT FROM THE MIGHTIEST CHAMPION IN WWE HISTORY?
AT THIS WEEKEND WWE SUPPERR SLAMMMMMMMM!
FOR THE LOVE OF ALL THAT IS F**KED
STOP CALLING, MY HOUSE, BEFORE I GET YOUR NUMBER, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN
STOP CALLING, MY HOUSE, BEFORE I GET YOUR NUMBER, I WILL TRACK YOU DOWN - JOHN CENA
IN A TRIPLE DOUBLE MATCH
AND ABSOLUTELY TEAR YOU TO F**KING PEICES
AND ABSOLUTELY TEAR YOU TO F**KING PEICES - LADDERS
DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME? - CHAINSAWS
I KNOW YOU ARE JOHN CENA CRAZY MOTHER F**KER - EXPLOSIONS
I KNOW YOU ARE JOHN CENA CRAZY MOTHER F**KER - FIREBALLS
I KNOW YOU ARE JOHN CENA CRAZY MOTHER F**KER - POPCORN
QUIT. CALLING. MY. HOUSE. NOW!
NO WRESTLING, NO SUPER MOTHER F**KING SLAMS IS HAPPENING IN THIS HOUSE
Ringing
I swear,
to jesus, if this is those wrestling f**ks again..
O- Okay good morning uhh, hi I'm just calling this morning to ask if you're
a supporter of the United States military..
oh my god I apologize we've been getting
calls all morning I, I apologize and yes, yes i am.
great, a- are you a supporter of the Marine Corps?
Yes!
absolutely!
Good, great, because a former decorated member of the United States Marine Corp needs your support.
AND HIS NAME IS JOHN CENA!!
HE'S GONNA GET IN THE RING AND PUT BOOTS TO ASSES
You?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? I cant even handle this. - THIS WEEKEND
You?? ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW??! ARE YOU KIDDING ME RIGHT NOW? I cant even handle this. - WWE SUUUUUUUU-
i can. not. handle this - UUUUUUUUU-
- PPPERRRRRRRRR SLAMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM
AVAILABLE RIGHT NOW IN THE LOW PRICE OF ONLY $39.99
I cant believe you're still calling me. im about to lose my sh*t.
Ringing
I swear I'm about to call the police.
Hello. You have a collect call from-
JOHN CENAAAAAA
Will you accept the charges?
Oh, f**k your mother.
Ringing
LISTEN. STOP CALLING. IS LISTENING
NOT YOUR STRONG SUIT?
BECAUSE I'M PRETTY SURE IT F*CKING IS'NT, BUT YOUR NOT, HEARING ME
SHUT YOUR F**KING BEAT DOWN, BRAIN
FROM SUPER SLAM, AND LISTEN!
I DONT CARE IF THEY'RE $59, $49, $39, OR 39 F**KING CENTS
I DONT WANT IT, IT WONT HAPPEN, ITS NOT GOING ON MY TV AGAIN,
IT WONT BE ALLOWED IN THIS HOUSE, DO YOU UNDERSTAND ME?
NEVER WILL THERE BE WRESTLING IN THIS HOUSE
IM GOING THROUGH CLOSETS, AND TAKING OUT T-SHIRTS AND BLURTING THEM
IM CALLING THE POLICE AND TELLING THEM THAT YOU'RE HARASSING ME
STOP IT, NOW. I AM CALLING THE POLICE
Good luck to you,
Have a nice day,
F**k yourself.
Ringing
God damn it,
WOAH HO HO HO HOLD ON, HOLD ON
Marie? Marie?
This is the ZMorningZoo radio show
Im Z-104 how are you?
What.
We've been,
heh
We've been phone scamming you
Your Husband
Your Husband Donny told us to prank
I, We are all in a fight right now, are you kidding me right now?
IM SO SORRY, I feel so bad for you..
I couldn't believe the mouth that you had on you
OH MY GOD.
well listen-
I haven't.. I haven't had my coffee yet, shut up.
Yeah, im sorry yeah..
Well listen now, we wont be calling you back anymore I promise, okay?
(Yawn) Thank Jesus
You wont have to hear this
(John Cena Theme plays)
ssshhhh...
you wont have to hear that anymore.
I first thought i was gonna go to jail
and I don't, i don't... agh, ugh.