My ex-wife, I'm just doing divorce unfortunately
Usually in divorce, the women take half of your stuff
But your ex-wife didn't take this
Because she see this thing so ugly
and she go "Haiya, no, you keep it"
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500 million, that so much money
You can buy so much MSG with that money
He just buy house
Today is the most epic of epic
Oh
We are at the largest house in the urban world
Who this? Is this the host?
Why he look like dollar store Austin power
It is 105 thousand square feet
It is called the One
The One
Nile who is the visionary behind this, he built this
Nile
And he's gonna show us around
So this nephew Nile, creator of this house
Let's do this! Let me show you, come on
So we got a stone door
Wait, that door
Haiya
Ok that door look cool
But you live in there, you gonna be so annoyed
Because the door open so slow
If it raining, you standing outside
"Let me in!" and the door go
Biometric, we have the latest technology in the house
Wow
Guys, I have never been in this house before
This is the first time walking through the door
Adam has never been in this house before
And I don't even know what to say
Uncle Roger know what to say
The don't look like house, why so empty?
This place look like shopping mall before it open
This house as empty as Uncle Roger bank account haiya
Let me show you over here, so come this way, this is
What ugly thing
This sculpture done original for the house
This artwork is from Michael Fields, it's called unity
This artwork?
It turns 360 degrees
Wait, wait what?
It turns 360 degrees
Everything in life can turn 360 degrees
Look at this, just phone
Turn 360 degree
I think he got cheated out of his money
So stupid
It's called UNITY and it was made for the house
Unity?
More like "you an eejit"
This foyer is the size of most luxury mansions
Well, hahaha
But the whole house white
This house whiter than Nigella Lawson
A two story office with an office balcony
Spectacular!
Have you ever seen an office with a balcony
I have not
What?
Why office need balcony?
We will be able to see into the office
Sick
What for?
Usally balcony let you look at nice thing
Like nice seaside, nice mountain
But this balcony looking at office
What you gonna see from this balcony?
A printer or something haiya
Come come, stand on this balcony
Come look at my HP inkjet
It was very important for me for the house feels comfortable and warm
That's why I did use like really nice warm suede wallpaper
Wait, you think that warm?
That not warm haiya
That just look like gray concrete
If you think that warm, then you gonna love living in Soviet Russia
All the building there like that
Is this not the Four Seasons
No it not
It feel like I'm in the Four Season
Oh my word
There's so many crazy beautiful things but one of them is
I have a backyard with a view of the entire LA basin
No no no that's not the crazy thing about this house
The crazy thing about this house is you don't have any door, haiya
Just one room lead to another room
Where your door?
Wow
Do you have a name for that beautiful piece?
I do
Oh no, more shit art over there
This is going to be a first, I never walk on grass
This is real grass
What he say?
This is going to be a first, I never walk on grass
You never walk on grass?
Where you staying? The moon?
Why? You scared of grass?
No I don't want to get dirt into the beautiful
This guy look like he never walked on grass before
This is a video full of firsts
This is in Murano Italy, and if you been Murano Italy
There's a sphere in the middle of the town that's done by the same artist
It turned into something so much more because my ex-wife
I'm just getting divorce unfortunately
It was a whirlwind relationship, I met her during COVID and
It didn't work out
Of course she leaving you
Haiya what is this shit art
You just getting her metal rock with blue dildo on it
Sorry children
This is gonna help children in third world countries through the arts
Because she is
How? How is this going to help children in third world countries?
She wants to be part of the solution of changing the world
and one of the way we gonna do this here is through this charity
Wings of angel, through acting and through singing
Uncle Roger still don't get it
Nephew Nile, maybe take this as a hint
Usually in divorce, the women take half of your stuff
But your ex-wife didn't take this
Because she see this thing so ugly and she go
Haiya, no, you keep it
This look like kind of thing white girl will stand in front of to take instagram photo
That's remarkable
It's spectacular
Truly spectacular
I'm back on the grass guys
I love how he built this 500 million dollar house
And the guy most impressed by grass
So you can see, I picked out every single thing in this house
Every paint colour
What you paint?
It all just white
All of the furniture
I work with the furniture company
But I picked you know, all of this
I am overwhelmed, you never see me overwhelmed in a house before
Uncle Roger overwhelmed by your shirt
This shirt as ugly as this house
They belong together
He trying to be Elton John without the talent
You've seen nothing
This is a elevator
Elevators, I think there is six elevators
Six elevators?
Six?
I'm a big developer, I have built a lot of house, no houses like this
But I learn over time
We really need to start sustaining
and trying to do things that we don't just waste
Don't just waste?
Is that why you have 6 elevators?
One thing that we found
All of my flowers are artificial
But you can never tell
So the next room we're gonna come to is the dining room
Ah, dining room
A wine cellar here and it's not completed yet
Let's see where they eat
This is the wine cellar for jeroboams or bigger
So these are all for the large format wines
What you going to put wine in... why? haiya
Wine in there, how?
And then the bigger bottles will be here all the way up
It too tall
Wine cellars so high for what
Who wanna get drunk and climb ladder?
This is the best wine cellar I've ever seen
And you know, when we have this delivered, these were on a semi-truck
Everything so big in this house but so soulless
Uncle Roger lucky cat more personalities than any of this shit
105 thousand square feet
But I want to say, it's exhausting
But the only thing keep me going
Is I have a girl coming in tomorrow so that's making me happy
A girl coming over tomorrow... why you make it sound so creepy when you say it
I have a girl coming in tomorrow
Wait wait wait wait wait, how old this guy?
Age 52 to 53
Haiya, ladies
If you date someone wear beanie in his 50s
You fucked up
Skip ahead, Uncle Roger want to see kitchen
This is the family room
Umm, kitchen
Many many many kitchens
So this is not the main kitchen
No, this is probably no one will ever use
What? A kitchen that no one ever use?
What is this
Jamie's Italian?
This has very cool things
Let's see the kitchen equipment
Haiya, induction stove
Rich people love induction stove, why?
It so not satisfying
You need fire, you need fire, nephew Nile
500 million-dollar house but still can't make egg fried rice in it haiya
I don't know if you have a Miele coffee machine in your house
No don't do that motion
It so dirty
And you can make every kind of coffee, tea anything you want
But the cool thing about it is
This is a cellar, so it holds the milk and keep it cold,
So you don't have to fill the milk up, like in the Miele
That's just called fridge
That's not impressive
Hold on, this is this is a kitchen no one will ever use it and it's amazing
No it's not amazing
It's so useless
Where your cooking utensil?
Where
Which drawer you put it?
You have to open so many drawer to find a fork
Useless
So this you will call the family room
This your family room?
I guess this is perfect
Because what you see here
Is nephew Nile and all his family member who loves him
Words
Haiya how big is your family?
Is it a whole fishing village?
So big for what
Your family sit down, they can't even talk to each other
It too far
We're indoors but we're outdoors because
We're indoors but we're outdoors
That just means he forget to build wall
And this is one of the 5 swimming pools?
Yeah there is 7 total swimming pool water features total
This is the main pool
And beyond this, I'll show you what we talked about earlier this is the running track
There's grass there
He impressed by grass again
How much of a house would you say this is Nile, percentage wise that we're looking at
15%？10%
Ok apparently this house have outdoor kitchen also
And niece and nephew knows, that uncle favourite thing
Barbecue
If you ever see the barbecue like this and you let me know
Looks good so far, outdoor kitchen
Normally in my videos
I open things and say this is a nice
I don't know what three quarters of the things are
But still no fire haiya
You outdoor kitchen for what
Indoor kitchen no fire, ok Uncle Roger understand
Maybe you don't want smoke
But outdoor kitchen is where fire should be
Where your gas stove? where your gas stove?
This is a ice machine, fridge
Warming drawer, dishwasher, refrigerator, dishwasher, warming drawer, warming drawer
What is warming drawer
What is it?
California so warm
Warming drawer for what
What you trying to keep warm?
All the dead bodies inside your house? haiya
Quite suspicious this nephew
This is a cooktop with a rotisseri, we got a hot wok over there, that's the grill
The fact that you have an extractor outside
Extractor, this is industrial
Extractor for what? you outside anyway
Extractor used to extract the cooking smoke from inside, push it outside
But his extractor here
He take cooking smoke from outside
Push it more outside?
What for? Just...
This nephew Nile love wasting money
And you 50 year old
Same age as Uncle Roger
Why you still dressing like fuckboy haiya
There's another staircase going somewhere
When you turn the camera, I'll give you a little surprise
Uncle Roger exhausted just watching this video
But here we have a putting green
What you have
What
Why you have golf course on roof?
Why wouldn't you have one?
Overlooking the whole of LA
Today is very hazy, it's usally never like this, you know
You literally see everything
Correct, you can see everything
Except his common sense
Some of the big modern houses
You don't feel like you can ever live there, they just don't feel livable
As crazy as this so far, I know we only seen a tiny bit, it feels so livable
What
It's so beautiful
It feel what?
It feels so livable
Where it got livable?
This don't feel like home
Once I put in like the long rugs that are comfortable, it will be like this
Good thing about this house is
Is you could really have a long-lasting relationship in this house
This house too big
Your wife can cheat on you in same house and you won't even know
She could be sleeping with someone else in bedroom 17
Meanwhile you just here putting
Today not cooking video, Uncle changing it up
I'm not always review cooking video
Everyday egg fried rice, egg fried rice haiya
Uncle Roger, real human person, three dimensional
Three-dimensional Character
Unity
More like "you an eejit"
What you gonna see from this balcony?
A printer or something?
Come come, stand on this balcony
Look at my HP LaserJet
This guy look like Elton John without the talent
This guy look like cross between Elton John and child molester
Can't say that about people
Maybe put it in the bloopers
It feel like I'm in the Four Seasons
Nobody gonna pay to stay here
This place emptier than auntie Helen brain
This house too big
You can be in same house and still be in long distance relationship
Uncle Roger can live here for a year in nephew Nile basement
And he won't even know, haiya