this one just looks like a big nipple
put it down put the crawfish on me
are those pews
take one mark
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and i'm justina valentine and i'm so
glad to be here with the boys love you
okay we missed you i'm pleased i'm a
father now look i'm italian we just kiss
everyone that's fascinating
it's good to have you back welcome y'all
you know what it is it's basic
boozy
wow the way to be honest way to be on
the team look at the timing way to be on
it we tried three different kinds of two
different foods and we try to determine
what is the cheapest littlest most
expensive and we also find out some of
the most basic food can be bougie and
some of the most boozy food can be what
basic and i can't wait to taste it
let's face it
it's tasteless oh my goodness am i in
the matrix i'm not by the wrap our guy
he's he's still here yeah you can pick
his name what are you feeling what does
it tell you this is looking like a
vincenzo valentine what do you think
about that ventura benzo vincenzo
vincenza you want to take her last name
vincenzo valen
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all right blindfolds on guys basically
round let's
have eyelashes on let's relax right
trail what is it
you going vinny vinnie that's cool all
right here we go there's a down
we're doing basic guys this is the basic
round are we reaching what is that oh
wait is that bread it's bread it's a
muffin it's dinner roast oh no there's
something inside meat inside there these
are empanadas it is bread though
there's meats
pierogies
poppers
damn i said that was so much confidence
and it wasn't it at all but like those
all fall under the umbrella of
baked
what the [ __ ]
boom
no why am i so confident and wrong every
time
a chicken pot pie is closed pot pies but
they're so small that they can fit
hand food
okay we're now you're just making up
hand ties
hand pops
my favorite you know nothing makes me
hungrier than the word canned pies
where should we go this one just looks
like a big nipple i say we go with this
one sure like a big chocolatey darren
brand nipple
put it down that's around
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i love cheering with you guys it's like
sunday dinner with the family all right
got some pecans
uh-huh yeah
um
i've been very anti-suing like the stina
just spitting everywhere dude you know
what some table manners this year let's
go
don't just steam it up bro you're
changing on me
let's go here i thought this is the one
we had on the table yeah some type of
meat in here yeah so i decided to do it
no this is different oh this is this is
like egg and tomato oh is that onion
oh
i think there's shrimp in here this is
actually really tasty i'm not gonna
laugh i really like it yeah but what is
it shrimpy garlicky got to be expensive
because of the items that's great
that was good
but is this is this hand food oh wow
this looks like a like a microwave
yeah oh no it's oh it's meat yes meat oh
it's beef oh
oh lord
all right so it's very simple what's the
cheapest i mean right or wrong i'm gonna
get this i'm gonna agree with you i'm
with you on that you know this might get
a little dicey i think this is the most
expensive though here's how if if this
is indeed oxtail that's almost nothing
because you know how oxtail price is
going crazy yeah yeah isn't that crazy
just the tail just the tail of the ox of
the ox yeah and it cost more than the
ass
calf shoulder everything the cow titties
they looked at the whole ox and was like
you know what get the tail so i used to
be cheating until the jamaicans got to
it jamaica's made it pop my mom
but when it's just too deep though
that's the predicament we're in because
if that's not oxtail i would go like
this i mean i agree i'm torn what's the
vote what's the vote i'm i'm good with
this i'm gonna go i'm gonna go with the
boys how you feel i like it let's get it
i don't want to be wrong what you have
one crust
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thank you baby lock it in one more time
cheapest
middlest
most expensive
vincenzo
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look at what the card says
what
cheapest seafood medley five dollars
seafood with fresh tiger shrimp
and crab meat tim
you don't know crab meat no more wow
i don't know anything anymore man it's
gotta be that cheap stuff though that
you get out the can it's five dollars
fake crap yeah the first five dollars
the steak and stout it wasn't oxtail i'm
sorry you were right it was just a good
stew
a british style meat pie slow braised
and dark brandy sauce and how much was
that oh eight dollars eight dollars
mm-hmm most expensive
brownie pecan pie come with a glass of
milk sixteen dollars it's so dry they
gotta serve that and like park a tiny
delicious pecan pie layered with
chocolate brownie inside crispy flavor i
didn't see no chocolate this
just ruined my whole day this wasn't
even that good for real i'm so mad hand
pie but that's how you know that some of
the most basic foods can be bougie we
had that all the way wrong like we
didn't get nothing right i don't ever we
didn't even get one let's go to bougie
well that was a horrible basic round
that sucked let's clean it up i gotta
hand it
to that round it sucked get it hand pies
oh my god we failed that hand over fist
hey hey hey calm down all right calm
down that was horrible oh my god okay
guys blindfolds on please get it okay
let's get this boozy action let's get it
vinny
all right here we go
oh it's furry
who is this reaching
justin
i know seafood i know what the [ __ ]
so here's what you do guys
can't wait till we actually do it no
wait till we hold on hold on i hope they
give us it like this
roaches of the scene
oh wow all right vincenzo she was about
to start playing with the food
yeah
okay tim i really need your assistance
on this because it looks like they're
trying to crawl out i know they're dead
but they all like this they're peering
out and i just why are you touching mine
don't need me
you have your own
i know but yours wanted to talk to you
their guy lost the call trying to climb
out how did he lose the club he
understands the struggle wow
okay tim yeah i feel like you're an
expert in this show
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it's looking at me i think it has a soul
you take it oh my gosh these are
antennas you kind of just twist the head
off a little bit just just hit them
off and people usually will suck the
guts out of the head oh god and then
this is how i do wrap your teeth ever so
gently around this part that popped up
and yeah just trying
good god i feel like i've gotten
similar i'm i'm definitely not feeling
the barbecue just on the show it is too
fishy for me
that tastes like the ocean's ass oh my
god
it just got out just so ham yeah i'm not
feeling that one
like i feel like i've seen this
you know you got to eat that where's the
back of his body oh this is it yeah
well my mama was here and you playing
with your food like that are those pubes
am i bugging or does this taste the same
there's no barbecue sauce like is this
their cousin this this one's just
noticeable this one tastes a little
better than me white people have cousins
that's another subject
look this one's a cheerleader give me a
t t you got your d you got your d now
give me an i uh you got your i y'all i
tried
it your mg
let's try it with the rice and stuff
okay okay cause you already got some
peeled ones in here so that's what that
is it's already peeled
no that's shrimp
i think he's a little that's true
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don't forget we have a whole nother dish
yes you're right you're right i'm gonna
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mac and cheese
let's get it
with some fritos on top that is chips
that's throwing me up
cool wait a minute this is the dish my
goodness i don't care what's most
expensive this tastes the best i can
tell the black person make this because
they added chips only us would do that
everybody likes you know what
burritos over there wow this is great
this is good i'm gonna let y'all finish
but i think we got this figured out way
to hold me down guys i'd like to put
this in a doggy bag to go
how are you feeling about this i just
did it on my own is that that's that
what you're doing i i mean that's just
what i'm feeling that's how i feel okay
i'm with it that's what was on my mind
from the get-go i mean taste-wise that's
how it went i think i think this might
be a bougie mac and cheese yeah all
right i'm with it how do we feel i don't
want to fail twice i don't think we will
i feel i feel confident about this i'm
comfortable with this decision yeah i
really am all right lock it up all right
here we go
so here we go hold on cheapen yeah
middle east yeah
let me taste it one more time just to
make sure it's the most exciting
yeah most expensive yeah
all right vinnie let's do it how do you
feel you think you feel good about that
assessment uh i didn't look at it your
hair is perfectly qualified
such a sat word
why this is crazy
no you're lying you think i'm lying tell
me what's going on please
teal no
the cheapest is crawfish mac and cheese
16 plate loaded with crawfish tails
white cheddar cheese topped with
scallions and crumpled crackers from a
popular cajun restaurant that was
banging that is the cheapest middle east
the barbecue crawfish lake oh 20 plate
comes with fries slaw from a seafood
restaurant how is this 20
20 who is paying for that you get like
one bite out of every little crawfish
that's not even a legit bite
tim did not pull out a right sizeable
meat but none of that
he took the head off properly like most
expensive louisiana
mm-hmm
a thick cajun creole stew filled with
crawfish syrup over rice from new
orleans
40
40 for the rice
40 for the rice what kind of the mac and
cheese is the cheap that's got to be box
mac and cheese dang that mac and cheese
is so good they they dressed it up
really nicely it was one of they
finessed us they did
these crawfish were probably really
boozy they were at the top of the water
like they were riding on a dolphin's
back or something when they found these
are the crawfish in new orleans that
don't show their titties in their mardi
gras they're like
no i don't care how many bees i don't
need your bees that's how they just had
to catch the bees and throw them away
look she's even got a refresher oh yeah
she's fancy yeah you know what let's
just be honest
these cards these guys i know how we can
see it [ __ ] these prices okay
i'm not paying stop stop my mom that was
such a block stop my mother watches now
she just said something about you
throwing food playing around all day i'm
eating it no you're not you're tossing
it and you're playing stop stop i love
you all right y'all thank you for
watching another episode of basic to
boujee i'm tim shout out the wrongs i'm
darren big baby
yeah and i'm justina's valentine's watch
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is there like a suburban dictionary we
don't know about what do you mean by
suburban dictionary because these are
white words
a hand pie a hand pie