ladies and gentlemen
i'd like to propose a toast
to the colonel on his birthday although
he's a man of great wealth and power he
has the most precious gifts a man could
ever want a loving wife
and the most beautiful daughter the
world has ever seen
to the colonel
you know i'd also like to propose a
toast must you
to uh mr slag hopeful colonel slag
hoople yes
mrs slaghoople
and most of all
wilma
ah
thanks for the invite
you know i uh never been inside a place
this big without paying admission
at first i felt a little uncomfortable
how much the same way as you would if
you would have stumbled into one of my
lodge meetings
the uh loyal order of the water
buffaloes whack a whack a week
man
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oh
this is all your fault you've ruined my
entire party you idiot
you
coming up
get out get out of my house now
hey hey watch it
how can you treat people this way
is it because they're not like you
you know what that is why i like them
because they're not like you
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they like me for who i am not who i am
i i mean
you know what i mean how dare you talk
to me like that wilma
no one has ever talked to me like that
before
well mother
maybe it's about time somebody did
mark let's go fred
we're right behind you wilma
thanks betty