This was difficult cos...
What?!
When he looked a bit fat. I told him the other day though, to be fair.
You know I'm not really like you, vain.
I don't snore, bro!
- See? - West Bromwich!
I told you!
We're on the same level with a lot of things,
from day one I think I've had a good understanding with him,
and I think this season you can see us play together,
I think that shows as well how good an understanding we have,
and he's a great guy.
I don't know what he said, but as soon as he came to the club, we clicked.
We communicate and have good chemistry, so, yeah,
I look up to him in a lot of ways.
It's Charlton. I know it because I saw a picture of him when he looked a bit fat,
I told him the other day though, to be fair.
He's done well since then, he looks much better than when he signed.
If you didn't get that, I'd be disappointed.
I know, bro, but I got that, it's Charlton.
MIMICKING VIRGIL: "Charrrl-ton."
Charlton. Athletic.
Ooh. I remember it started with a G.
So I'm just, process of elimination,
going with Groningen.
This was difficult, cos...
- What?! - I couldn't pronounce them.
Pronounce them, but you know it!
It's B.
Yeah. That's well-known.
Easy!
- A lot of players come from there. - Easy.
Luis Suarez came from there as well.
I didn't know that.
Arjen Robben came from there as well.
- Virgil van Dijk came from there. - Exactly.
That's what matters.
I would say right-back, because that's where I'm seeing him play right now.
I would not see him central midfield, you know, he's not got that flair.
Eh-ehh! Left-back, bro.
You played left-back?
Bro...
- Did you win? - Seven games.
What do you mean, did we win?
- Seven games. - Left-back?!
Seven games, bro.
Did you use your left foot?
No, I cut inside, bro, every time.
That's what I mean.
He's got two daughters and a wife,
so I don't think he could pick his car or phone over them.
Easy work.
If you said car or phone...
Easy question again!
C, family.
Two out of two.
My feeling would say Sol Campbell. Maybe Rio Ferdinand.
But I think Sol Campbell, bit of a different answer.
You said Sol Campbell?
I went for Sol Campbell!
Why?
I thought maybe something different, you know what I mean?
But then I was between Sol Campbell and Rio Ferdinand.
So why not Rio Ferdinand? Flair, ball-playing centre back...
I thought... I said as well on the camera, Rio Ferdinand was the next one.
Snoring I can imagine, but it's C.
You don't want to be around him when we lost.
C.
You breathe a little heavy.
I don't snore, bro.
Mood when losing, is it right?
Yeah, it's right again.
I think he would say Drake. J. Cole is one of the best rappers I think,
but I think he would say Drake, because Drake is bringing fire these days.
You went for the easy answer.
Exactly, but I thought, Kanye West, you can't pick him.
But you're probably gonna say J. Cole now.
Why you going for the easy option then?
I don't know.
This is hard, no options?
His hair, cos he takes it out every five minutes,
slicks it back again then takes it out again.
Hair.
Were you looking at my hair already before when you were thinking about it?
- Yeah, cos I assessed your face, your body... - Oh, my days.
OK, yes, right.
Oh, four out of four.
Bro, this is embarrassing. I already got more than you.
But look at me. If you had the question,
"Which position did Virgil van Dijk make his debut in", then you don't know!
What would you say?
- You can't play full-back. - Tell me then!
Centre mid.
That's the wrong answer already. See? That's what I mean.
Anyway, it's not in my question so it doesn't matter.
Centre-back then striker.
Yeah! Yeah-yeah-yeah. You didn't even know that.
Winning flick-ons, that's all you're doing up there. Nothing else.
Scored two goals though. Oh!
That's a funny one, because we travelled to Naples,
and I was checking his passport,
so I saw it for the first time and I was laughing...my socks off.
Because it's C, Dave. And it don't fit him.
Right, Dave?
You all right?
- You done? - No.
You all right, Dave?
I'm good, bro.
Manlike Dave.
He got lucky.
Cos he saw it in the hotel.
No, it wasn't in the... Was it in the hotel?
Oh, hotel, I thought it was the...
- Yeah, it was on the trip to Naples. - Yeah.
Everton.
So there's A, B and C, Everton, West Brom, Swansea...
Oh! No.
You would have got me there.
Premier League debut...
We played West Brom towards the end of the season, so I'm gonna say Swansea.
At first I said Everton - trick question.
Cos it was the FA Cup. Premier League was Swansea.
Easy questions. Which club did I make my debut against then? For Southampton.
You told me as well.
Keep thinking, next one!
No, no, no, I know it, because when we went there you told me.
No, you don't.
I'm gonna tell you that in the end, I'm gonna think about it.
In his locker it looks like a beauty section.
And he knows, I tell him every time, if I can buy some things from his pharmacy there,
so I would probably say his face.
I said your face, you're probably gonna say your face.
There's a lot of face washing there, you know what I mean?
Boots in the locker.
Yeah, I said it, pharmacy over there.
- I said the body. - The body?
The body?
That's not a good answer though I think.
You know I'm not really like you, vain.
Oh, my...
I think he was 17, because I don't remember him being No. 4.
17.
BOTH: Easy work.
Easy work!
Cos I had to visualise it.
- You thought it was 4. - Yeah.
I think he's gonna make fun of me, because I didn't take any proper ones yet here.
So I think he would say Trent.
Because he can hit it pretty well.
I said...no Mo.
And then I said you're probably not gonna say me,
because you're gonna think, "Oh, he'll make fun of me..."
The first one where you used your head then.
You're gonna say Trent.
Yeah. That's the first one...
Why you not picking me though?
- Did you not see the clips? - You know I wouldn't pick you.
It's good though.
And in training sometimes - "Zow!"
Yeah, it's powerful, you've got a good free kick, but...
It's not good enough?
..you knew I was gonna pick Trent.
It's not true, but he probably said me. It's out of me and Studge, and he probably said me.
You said me.
Right? See what I'm saying?
- Every single question. - Easy questions.
Who'd he make his debut against, can you remember?
I can't even remember myself.
- No, you can, you can. - I swear down!
No, you can. What do you mean, you can't remember?
I can't remember.
- Is he being serious? - Dead serious, I'm not even joking.
Birmingham! No, it was...
- Birmingham?! - No, it was a club in Birmingham.
No... Yeah, yeah, you're right!
- See? - You're right!
- See? - West Bromwich!
0-0, yes.
I remember the hotel, was in the lift.
Yeah, yeah, that's absolutely right.
See? I told you.
West Bromwich, keep the first clean sheet, know what I mean?
You see what I'm saying?
I love clean sheets, man.
Me too, but I killed you in this.
Yeah, you did, man, you did.
I kept a clean sheet.