- Are you happy with the sex.
(violin music)
- Hi.
- I am Remi Cruz.
- I'm Cal Parsons.
- And we are dating.
And nervous.
- Absolutely.
- Yes please.
Please.
That wasn't that bad.
- Ugh god.
I'll ask you one.
- Alright.
- What was on your mind the last time
we were having sex?
- Daisy sitting right next to us.
- Don't tell me that.
On no.
- I don't want to kick my dog out of the room.
So she just kind of sits on the bed and just waits.
You want me to tell them what she did.
- I do have to be some what good on this.
(both chuckle)
People are going to think that you fuck
my dog I hope you know.
- Okay.
She kind of, maybe little bit, licked it.
- She licked it?
I thought she just sniffed it.
- No, no. What?
You knew this.
- No, she licked it?
- Yes.
- I thought she just sniffed it.
Oh my god I'm so sorry.
Now when she's in the room,
do you feel...
- Yes I'm always scared.
(both laugh)
Have you ever had a threesome? Would you?
- I don't think I would.
Would you ever have a threesome?
You could have anybody.
- Anybody?
- Literally anybody?
- Anybody.
Emma Watson, Meg the Stallion
- Emma Watson.
- Yeah, yeah.
- You're invited.
- Tell her to the camera.
- I did to that one.
- Okay maybe she'll come over.
(both laugh)
What's the one secret you've been too
embarrassed to tell me.
No!
- Yep.
- No you can't.
- I can't.
Do you have any secrets?
- Oh, wait.
Recently I Face Timed you and you said you
had to leave.
So I fake cried to like make it funny.
And then you thought it was real so
I had to run with it.
And fake cried for like 15 minutes.
And I was like shoot if I like tell him the
truth, then he's going to think I'm crazy.
But I was like trying to be funny.
Normally I don't do that.
Normally you cry.
- Wow.
- I shouldn't have said that I'm sorry.
- Thank you.
- Sorry.
- Pouring out for my crying boys.
- Why are you doing...
you don't have to take a shot right now.
- Yeah I know.
- Okay.
- What is your least favorite thing I do in bed?
Wow.
- We can talk about this later.
- Yeah.
- Will we?
Yes, trust me, you don't want me to say it on here.
Okay.
- I got you on this one dude.
Okay.
What's your favorite and least favorite
sex position?
- I mean my favorite probably is doggy.
- Really?
- Yeah.
- Interesting.
- Least favorite, reverse cowgirl probably.
- You said at one point that was your favorite.
- Really?
- Yeah, yeah I swear to god.
- Maybe I said that because I wanted to
get you to try it.
And then I tried it and I was like.
- Yeah I'm good.
- It was like not that great.
- Fuck you.
- What have I done in public that has
really embarrassed you?
You think I'm embarrassing?
- No you just kind of remind me of a Dad sometimes.
The average duration of sex for most couples
is around 10 minutes.
How long do you think we last?
- On average 12.
- Really I was going to say like 20.
I think.
- I won't refute that.
- Yeah I think.
- Are you happy with the sex?
- No I'm just kidding.
I am. Are you?
- Yes.
Am I the best lover you ever had?
- Yes. Am I?
- Yeah.
Besides me, who was you're best.
- Honestly, nobody.
I've legitimately never like...
Ya know?
- What?
- I've never finished with anyone else.
So then like the other ones don't even matter.
Ya know?
- Props to me.
- It's a 50-50 thing here.
- This is a good party game.
- Super fun.
- Absolutely.
- Yeah.
- Oh my god.
- Thank you.
- Oh my god.