(Coming up in this video)
(Coming up in this video) Oh my gosh did you see that
(Coming up in this video) at the waiting area?
(Coming up in this video) Let me guess.
(Coming up in this video) Screaming kids again?
(Coming up in this video) No, there's somebody
(Coming up in this video) riding a unicorn over there.
That's great.
Hey, did you see this TikTok?
Oh, I love Lil Nas X.
Oh, that's great.
But look at Doja Cat's new one.
I wish we could get that many views.
Yeah, it helps when you're famous.
You know what I don't see on TikTok?
I don't know, what?
I've never seen any that were shot in an airport.
Or on an airplane.
Imagine if we took the best TikToks and did them here.
Yeah, but when are we going to do that?
Hello.
What about right Now?
Yeah. TikTok's on the plane.
TikToks on the runway.
I don't know about that, but in the terminal.
You're right.
Nobody else has the guts to do that.
No guts.
No glory.
Alright everyone.
Hold off your phones and repeat after me.
I pledge allegiance to tikTok Nation.
I pledge allegiance to
TikTok Nation.
where we'll make the best short videos.
No matter where the station.
where only craziness and max views matter.
And then serve them on a platter.
And make the algorithm shatter.
all For one and one for all!
look at Those kids over there.
Don't they know that some people just want peace
and quiet in the airport?
I know!
Let's glue all the seats shut so that no one can sit down.
How about I ride a bicycle through the terminal?
Yeah, I don't think we can do neither of those.
Why can't I glue the seats shut?
Have you looked at the swivel on these things?
There’s nothing to glue it to!
Okay, fine.
How about I just glue all the toilet seats down instead?
That's a good idea.
Let's wait to do that until we get on the plane.
How can we make a tiktok about that?
We can't put a camera in the bathroom.
Fine.
Why don't I just take all the toilet paper?
Oh, that would be perfect on the plane.
OK, fine.
But why can't I ride a bike?
Because it's probably not allowed.
Oh yeah? well, I'm going to find out.
Excuse me, ma'am.
yes sir?
are bicycles allowed in the terminal?
No, sir.
The only two or four wheeled items allowed are luggage,
strollers and wheelchairs.
Oh, so one wheeled items are OK.
Sir, there is no such thing as one wheeled items.
Where are you going?
I'll be ”ride” back.
oh yeah logan!
ohhhh! awesome!
What is that guy doing?
This is for you TikTok.
TikTok nation.
What, is the circus in town?
Oh my gosh! did you see that?
at the waiting area?
Let me guess. Screaming kids again?
No, there's somebody riding a unicorn over there.
That's great.
That's impossible.
Unicorns are fictional creatures.
No, it's real.
Come on, I'll show you.
OK, fine!
This is going to score big on TikTok.
Especially because we're in an airport.
where did the unicorn go?
What's this about a unicorn?
I don't know.
But if we had one, we'd get a billion views.
Oh yeah.
Imagine flying on one of those instead of a plane.
So where is this magical unicorn anyway?
it went that way!
There is no such thing as unicorns!
Yes, there is.
Just ask any of the passengers.
OK, fine.
I can't believe I'm doing this.
Excuse me, I'm sorry to bother you.
Oh, of course.
What is it?
Have you seen a unicorn in this airport?
A unicorn?
Do you mean like a kid's toy?
I know it sounds strange, but one of my fellow airline
employees saw one.
No, those are make believe.
No wonder no one flies this airline anymore.
OK. Thank you for your time.
This financial data is bad news for the airline.
I know passenger traffic has been down,
but how bad is it?
Well, if we can't attract more customers,
we may have to stop flying.
Well, Mr. Hoover
has been our vice president
of marketing for over 30 years.
He assures me he knows what he's doing.
Oh, really?
All he does is run newspaper and radio ads.
That's not where the new customers are at anymore.
Well,
he's been wanting to retire.
so, maybe I should just let him go.
Hopefully, it's not too late.
Excuse me?
Have you seen a unicorn in the airport?
A unicorn?
I had one of those when I was a kid.
You got to get this.
Sorry to bother you.
So what You guys think. ?
That was epic.
Yeah, we already have 20,000 views on it.
I think it's the only airport
unicycle video on the internet.
Don't you mean unicorn?
(laughing)
I don't know.
You know, travel's so boring.
people going to the same places all the time.
Los Angeles, New Orleans, Miami.
What are you getting at?
I sense a classic jacob tiktok coming.
Well, maybe.
but, we need to get the airline employee away
from the status terminal.
Oh, I've done that before.
Follow me.
Excuse me?
are horses allowed in the terminal?
What? now horses?
Yeah, I saw that other airline lady riding one.
first unicorns, and now horses?
Well, if you don't believe me
go check it out for yourself.
I can't believe I'm falling for this.
jacob!
alright, Let's see.
We got...reservations.
no.
seat assignments?
no.
ahhh! status screen.
that's right.
San Francisco.
not anymore.
There it is.
Los Angeles.
f-u-n
Jacob is breaking into the airline computer.
What's he going to do next?
Where do our tickets say we're going?
Los Angeles, honey.
The monitor says Fun Angeles.
This is obviously some sort of mistake.
There's no such Place.
How do you know?
Maybe it's someplace down by Cancun or something.
Know what?
I'll go check.
Excuse me?
My tickets say Los Angeles.
That's right.
So then why is the monitor say
flight 125 is to fun angeles.
Oh, because Los Angeles is fun!
they have ocean, Disneyland, and Britney Spears.
Oh, so I have nothing to worry about?
That's right.
Only if you have to drive.
Yeah, I've heard.
Oh, look!
There's a new destination on the board!
fun Francisco.
Oh yeah. Let's go there.
I thought we were Going to Fun York.
No. You look at your ticket.
We're going to Los Angeles.
Don't you mean fun angeles?
Totally Airlines
flight 125 with nonstop service to...
Los Angeles...
will now begin
boarding at Gate 4b.
This flight is empty.
Where are our seats?
They're right up there.
Oh, here we are.
Welcome to Flight 125, totally airlines
with nonstop service to fun angeles.
did you hear that?
Fun Angeles.
(clears throat) Los Angeles.
Oh. Sorry.
That's right, Los Angeles.
Please make sure all of your luggage
are stored overhead bins.
And Have a nice flight.
(ding)
Yes. May I help you?
Yes. We're having an issue opening
the overhead compartment.
Could you have the other lady check it out?
I'll ask her.
Excuse me?
Yes, Gabrielle.
Someone said they can’t open the overhead bin.
I'll check it.
Excuse me?
you're having a problem with the overhead bin?
Yeah, I think it's that one over there.
Oh, let me try.
If you think the kid's pranks
in the terminal were outrageous,
Just wait till you see what happens on the plane!
Click the link to watch part two!