- So just look right into the camera?
Okay.
Hi, my name is Matt, and I'm the creator
and founder of the BBBB:
The Bureau for Bigger and Better Beards.
I created the Bureau to help spread awareness
as to the benefits of growing a beard
and to motivate more men to do so.
Now if you're watching this, it may be
that you're curious as to what the benefits
of having a beard on your face are.
Well, those benefits are too numerous to fit into one video,
so let's go over the biggest benefits.
Natural Face Protection.
It's October and I live in Canada.
That means for the next four to five months,
it's going to get cold as shit,
but this beard is going to protect
my face from the elements.
And even if you don't have snow where you live,
you're still protected, especially if you play sports.
(whooshes and bangs)
Mmm, was there just a slight breeze in here? (chuckles)
It's like wearing A Pillow on Your Face.
Beards provide a level of comfort
unknown to the naked-faced man.
Have you ever been in a situation
where you've crashed at a buddy's house
or went camping and realized
(gasps)
Oh no!
I forgot my pillow!
Well, no need to worry if you have a beard.
It's natural cushioning for your face.
(harp music and snoring)
Now doesn't that look comfortable?
Beards are Cost Effective.
The average man will spend thousands of hours
and dollars shaving over his entire life.
Growing a beard not only saves you precious time,
but saves you money by not having to buy
overpriced razors and shaving kits.
And you thought that bearded man living in the park,
eating out of your garbage was homeless.
(chuckles)
Is he homeless, or is he a genius?
- The government!
(chuckles)
- Okay, Tom.
Sounds like genius to me. (grunts)
Beards are The Most Multifunctional Thing on the Planet.
Ladies have purses, but men, well men have beards.
You can carry things in it such as weapons,
tools,
and snacks.
No need to carry a man purse, sir.
You've got a beard.
They Enhance Any Man.
Growing a beard instantly enhances any man's character.
Beards instantly turn any man into a badass.
Beards instantly make any man appear smarter.
And it's a fact that beards increase
your attractiveness to the opposite sex.
And finally, Beards Inspire Greatness.
Some of the greatest men in history have worn beards.
John Lennon, Che Guevara, Charles Darwin,
and Chuck Norris just to name a few.
Indeed time has shown us over and over
that the greatest examples of men
have in fact worn beards.
But the real question is
did these men inspire the beard,
or did the beard inspire them?
Those are but a few reasons why beards are awesome.
Remember, a beard is much more than a statement,
it's a symbol of manliness in a practical accesory
that's fun, free, and easy to grow.
My hope is that after seeing this video
you'll consider growing your own beard,
and that you'll share this video with anyone else
who's considering doing so.
From all of us at the BBBB, thank you.
(digital trumpet filigree)
(beep)
(snoring)