harder further further further
it looks like butterflies oh yeah
butterflies hey we're rhett and link and
we are playing expensive taste test with
cosmo on good mythical morning we
explore how expensive our tastes are you
tend to have a more i don't know how you
want to put it refined better i have a
more frugal and accessible palette but
between the two of us your favorite
thing should be the less expensive one
and my favorite thing should be the
expensive one it's gonna just be
mathematically perfect the whole time
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okay it appears that we are starting
with deodorant which is um a great way
to start any day that's the typical
shape i really like the packaging that
they both have this like prominently
featured black tape on them
i think that's to keep us from knowing
it smells like a cylinder this one
smells like more of a
like oh that's i want to eat that
well let me smell can i eat it i mean it
smells like a candy bar
no it smells like suntan lotion yeah i
eat santan lotion just because it's a
different packaging
that makes me think that it's probably
fancier we're both deciding so i guess
let's just do three two one and put your
hand over the one that's more expensive
okay
three
two
one
no okay it has to be this one man i
don't just because of the packaging i
know that that smells good that's like
dollar store no no no no no that's like
dollar store deodorant this is this is
this is highly solution this thing is
natural totally edible this is like 12
bucks that's like a that's like 99 cents
maybe 1.99 nope
52
it smells like something your granddad
would stumble into yeah it's horrible i
ain't paying 50 bucks for that
i'm winning
okay so we're told this is shaving cream
this is how i always package my shaving
cream in nondescript little shaving
cream
containers i always travel with
individually packaged shaving creams
this is just enough to shave off one
half of my mustache
i am familiar with this shaving cream so
it's it's blue and then it it turns into
whiteness it's a gel and typically the
gel is more expensive you know if you're
gonna go just gel versus reg so this one
is just whiteness that probably still
stays whiteness that's not shaving cream
that's toothpaste it smells like
spearmint gum i definitely feel like i
can eat this oh that's nice why do i
want to eat everything that is nice i
like the viscosity of this okay we're
ready to vote
yep we got it it's gotta be the pink top
they're putting some extra research into
that junk it's like super slighty
slippery and this is just you know your
it's like ostrich
middle shelf at the death the pharmacy
i'll take it home though because i am in
need of some
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underwear very stretchy super soft there
is a fly though
you know so it's got to fly you can put
your thumb
through it look at the ring look at the
ring i'm wearing on my penis
that's a good pair of underwear that's a
nice color look at the inside
oh yeah turn it inside out here we've
got the black pair it also has a
latch to it oh hey hey come on now
control yourself it's kind of like a
kind of like a one of those
moles
with the nose with the fingers on it
that has a good feel to it in here
though yeah up up up we're not gonna
look we're gonna put that back on here i
didn't see we gotta put the thing back
on okay not cheating all right but i'm
gonna put this inside out these are so
soft these guys that like maybe it was
made out of some like futuristic
material yeah and these are just more
cottony and apparently reversible three
two
one front you you can't be right you can
tell by how how long they are the longer
the less cool
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what do we have here these are like
sparring gloves
there's two straps to get this thing on
i can't get my hand in here do i not
know how gloves work today
i haven't even got mine on yet i'm
popping out stop i'm making it a lot
more violent than it is hit me with it
harder
harder farther further further harder
okay that feels expensive you know these
are white
they come apart more easily
so this one wraps around in a totally
different way
oh this i don't understand this
technology
that right there
they feel exactly the same
well the only difference here is that
this one's got this one's got a t and
this one has nothing so i think you know
you've got additional material on the on
the black one than the white one but the
white one's a little more cushiony it
definitely makes me want to punch things
and i've never
wanted to punch anything
we agree that the black ones are more
expensive were we right
yes yeah and it's but because of this
there's an additional thing there's more
craftsmanship to it the leather is nicer
i'm going to take these home with me if
you'll let me punch you every once in a
while nope
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nothing these are not pins some black
this is makeup
well i think it's to black out a tooth
you know for hollywood it's a yeah it's
it exactly i'm just going to apply a
little bit you want to put it on your
eyes nope you want me to put it on your
eyes nope it's hard to get this stuff up
i just drew a perfect circle
i didn't know i could do that can you
draw a perfect circle
i drew a like a light bulb you drew a
keyhole by accident let's switch this
one has a different shape so it can hold
itself up like that kind of felt the
same i can tell no difference by putting
eyeliner on the back of my hands yeah i
can't tell the difference either i'm
gonna go i'm going with another in
intuition here but let's just see you
ready actually this one is more goopy
okay
gotta be this one you gotta pay more for
this sort of pyramidal packaging i can
actually tell a difference on my hand
that it's um
it's thicker
stronger
and more expensive
this is better this is more expensive 31
don't be fooled by the eyeliner y'all
go with the cheeky cheapy a mirror on
the top whoa that's exquisite i hadn't
seen that i would have known
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one of these is
bottled water one of these is local los
angeles tap water oh i had both i don't
i don't make a habit of drinking the la
tap i do i think it makes me stronger
over time that explains the eye twitch
and the limp that you've developed
that not great it's like exposure
therapy you know what i'm saying yeah
i don't want to continue to expose
myself to what's in that glass i think
you can drink l.a tap water or you can
go down to the la river and sip on it
every afternoon those are your options
i've seen people doing that all right
yeah this is i mean yeah i don't know
how nobody i don't know how we could
screw this one up yeah all right three
two one this one this is where it's
finished
nope your hand went there this is the la
tap water i was about to say this is tap
water yeah this is this is the more
expensive yeah this is uh it's dramatic
the tap water tastes awful we're all
right right yeah this is no she's asking
he's asking are we okay
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we can only sing royalty free in the
public domain songs joy to
yours has some kind of reverb
yeah you see yours makes other sorts of
music
oh it died i killed it i want to do
separate so we can do side-by-side
comparisons all right go ahead i can't
figure out if you sound amazing or sound
like crap
i feel like i sound good there's a
there's a setting on this one called
good
i'm gonna push it
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thank you does it give me a busy signal
are those features
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that's amazing
this one doesn't have any features
except a little bit of an echo
you clearly want this one so let's vote
three two one this one's more actually
in sync because it sounds better
sound quality it doesn't have a whole
lot of features but it sounds so amazing
and this one the battery died yeah but i
i gotta say this miracle m
is a lot of fun
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i live in los angeles i've never seen
one of these this thing you don't want
to go cheap whoa
whoa
mine's bigger we're both acting like
we've never opened an umbrella before i
mean i haven't opened one many times
it's really a question of how quickly
does it go back down
and then come back up again and it snaps
into place so we don't believe in luck
so that's why we're totally comfortable
doing this because a cheap umbrella you
do this eight times it's gonna break and
let's try some let's do a wind test
that's got some reinforcement in it this
one's clearly bigger though
here switch up switch up
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all right i'll go ahead and tell you
this is already slowing down it needs to
be lubed okay so this one started out
over here and this one started out over
here three
two
one that oh yeah this one
that one's cheaper yeah this one's more
expensive yeah it works a lot better oh
this is a hard one okay
well shoot call us call us dumb and
cover us in rain
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confetti cannon multi-color rice paper
inside of this thing no potentially
someone's gonna lose an eye you almost
done that to me
multiple times on the show one time you
did a
champagne bottle that went right i mean
yeah
there's a reason you have two eyes right
warning this is not a toy and should
only be used under adult supervision are
there any adults here no when launching
direct upward and away from me but don't
worry about the other guy
good
gosh it looks like butterflies oh yeah
butterflies that's why it's called white
butterfly okay that was pretty awesome
okay i'm gonna go with this the confetti
cannon
it's very simple construction
three two one
oh i hate it for you guys
see
we are tied
it all comes down to this
three
two
one
this one
it's got freaking butterflies coming out
of it this one's more expensive look at
the package did you see what came out of
it and you see how they're doing this
like retro like we're simple because
we're cool and more expensive all right
who wins who was right
yeah
you know my
so we both have pretty expensive tastes
but you have slightly more expensive
just about three dollars give or take
three dollars but but i i think we can
both uh categorize ourselves as high
falutin or fancy boys hey check out the
fancy boys at good mythical morning
that's our show yeah we've been we've
been doing it for 10 years we actually
don't call ourselves
we don't call ourselves the fancy boys
ever so if
that turns you off we're just these
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