Item #: SCP-579 Object Class: Keter
Threat Level: [UNLOCK THREAT LEVEL DLC FOR ONLY 1000 TELEKILL TODAY]
Special Containment Procedures: Due to the difficulty of containing SCP-579, it has been
contained at Site-579, which has been built specifically for the purpose of containing
SCP-579.
All staff at Site-579 are to be rotated out biweekly for psychological, physical, and
spiritual examinations.
In addition, staff assigned to SCP-579 are to score 100 points or higher on the Milgram
Obedience Examination.
SCP-579 is to be contained in a 2km x 2km x 1km containment cell lined with steel, lead,
titanium, telekill alloy and [UNLOCK EXTREMELY TOUGH MATERIAL DLC FOR ONLY 1000 TELEKILL].
The walls of this containment cell are to be outfitted with lethal visual cognitohazards.
SCP-579 is to be suspended at the exact center of this containment chamber by steel chains
blessed by a priest of the Islamic church, inside of a spherical secondary cell 12 meters
in diameter.
The secondary containment cell is to be flooded with gamma radiation once every two hours.
Any attempts to breach this secondary containment cell are to be responded to by an automated
system, capable of flushing the entire containment cell with sedatives.
In the event that SCP-579 breaches containment and manages to subdue on-site MTF forces,
several Foundation satellites located above Site-579 will [UNLOCK THE EXTRANEOUS CONTAINMENT
MEASURES DLC FOR ONLY 1000 TELEKILL] All active MTF forces located at the nearby Site-99 are
to be deployed to Site-579 to search for the remains of SCP-579.
Once SCP-579 is recovered, it is to be held in containment until Site-579 is rebuilt.
In the event of an XK-Class "Salted Earth" scenario, Harken-Grey Matter Transporters
(HGMT) located at Site-579 will transport SCP-579 and its containment systems to an
isolated cavern system located 200 km below surface level.
Should the XK-Class scenario make further containment on Earth unfeasible, SCP-579 will
instead be transported to the third planet from the star [UNLOCK EXTRATERRESTRIAL DLC
FOR ONLY 1000 TELEKILL TODAY]
In the event of a ZK-Class "End of Reality" scenario, [UNLOCK EXTRANEOUS CONTAINMENT MEASURES
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Description: [UNLOCK DESCRIPTION USING 1000 TELEKILL, OR PAY $15.99 TO ACQUIRE DESCRIPTION
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Addendum: Timeline
Event 0: SCP-579 is discovered.
Point of origin is [UNLOCK POINT OF ORIGIN DLC FOR 2000 TELEKILL]
Event 1: Initial assessment of SCP-579 is undertaken.
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Event 2: SCP-579 is inadvertently [UNLOCK "THING THAT GOES WRONG" DLC FOR 5000 TELEKILL]
Event 3: [SUCCESSFUL CONTAINMENT DLC IS GOC EXLUSIVE.
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Event 4: SCP-579 is moved to Site-[SITE NUMBER DLC IS UIU EXCLUSIVE.
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Event 5: SCP-579 is moved into
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