What's going on guys? I am Matthias
and welcome back! It's Wednesday
and I am reading your auto corrects!
They are your auto corrects.
You literally sent them to me.
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Thank you.
AND send me your auto corrects on Twitter using the #autoincorrect
Forgot to say that last episode
and I didn't get any.
No, I'm just kidding. I got a ton still.
Thank you for that by the way.
I'm not upset.
It looked like I was upset but I'm not.
[Inhale]
Let's begin!
Yes, OMG.
Nautical!
Beautiful! There's no navy involved whatsoever here.
We got an email from Suddenlink about our internet usage.
I need you to not SCREAM anything using Wi-Fi until I get home and can look at it.
Okay.
No screaming. Got it.
Haha. Stupid talk text
hah.
I. I got it.
Hello fries.
Friends*
Yes, hello deep fried potato sticks
Sorry I'll stop.
I'd rather be a deep fried potato stick than be your friend
(Laughs) OHH! Burn
That took you a long time
Not really
Yes for me yes
You should be ashamed
Nebraska
I mean brb auto correct
(Laughs)
Imma kick your butt again
Yeah... porn sky
What? Probably!
I meant probably!
Wtf?
(Laughs)
Texting bae how about you?
You is typing a long message. You ok
Watching Matthias and Markup liar
Markup lied
Markiplier damn it autocorrect
Shut up. I'm bird
Bored. Nevermind bye.
Oh okay bye.
Centipede! Central. Senpai. Autocorrect hates meh.
Pleaseeee! I got you pregnant.
I don't know if I can. Wtf no you didn't!
Presidents. Presents.
Gosh. Ughh.
What do you mean?
I need to seat something. Beat.
(Laughs)
Seat! Seat it!
Eat! Beat!
God, I meant eat!
Haha, you're my sun in the day and my mom in the night.
(Laughs)
Not mom! Moon!
Although, the phrase makes sense both ways.
One, you're talking about relatives and one you're talking about celestial..
Planets and things
Soup. Suck. Sick. Supernatural. Super. Sup!!
Finally, I got it!!
(Exhales)
The pilots are kinda hot.
Ha ha, hotter than JD?
Oh shut up.. and yes house.
Hooker. Hotter!!
I'm sociopolitical exited ahhhhh!
Soooooo.
Lol! I am sociopolitical exited as well!
I'll bring my copy of the Constitution with me!!
Literally me. Aww!
I wish you were here. I don't want to be here.
I don't even have Netflix. Just hobgoblin.
HBOGO I'm dying!
(Laughs)
Ok first, let me talk about the first part.
Aww, I wish you were here. I don't want to be here.
So, essentially you were saying:
I wish you were here in my place.
So I could be where you are.
And that's just mean.
I finished the book I've been reading for weeks on end,
And now I can finally go to the hitchook store!
Booksyore! Oh...k. Bookstore!!
Hey wanna come over?
Later, I'm watching gay grandpas.
Game grumps!! I'm so!
(Laughs)
This is the best!
I'm literally crying I'm laughing so hard!
Sticks and stones may break my bones, but anything you say will only fuel my lungs.
If you could be the corpse. And I could be the killer.
I could be the devil. You could be the dinner. Sinner..
Oh.. I'm soweto. Sowwy.
Soweto? Stop
Here we just have Xbox get auto corrected to chicken..
Why is chicken such a popular auto correct word?
That's like, every other word. (Laughs)
My voice is still so messed up!!
Lol, I'm Siri. No I meant sorry!
You're Siri?!
I guess..
I hate Siri. So if you're Siri, we got some beef.
(Cow Moos)
Hey, what do you like more. Windy or Popo eye?
I mean Windy or Polo ever. Windy or Polo even!!
Hi..
Wendy's or Popeyes?!
Ugh! Damn you automatic!!
I can't find anything Pinterest is obsessed with converse food!!
Oh my gosh..context. Context. Contest! Chinese!!
Hey Sam, I left the porn at your house when can I come get it?
Well auto correct is messed up. I meant pen.
Is that how much you type porn?
(Laughs)
You could get it today.. like right now.
This is awkward I think my phone did a thing.
I had iMessage off. I think that's why I just got it.
Oh ok. You're executed. Excused!! (Laughs)
Okay executed and excused.. other ends of the spectrum alright people?
Not the same thing.
Come on dude.You need to poo your homework.
Poo. Do. Fifa.
Why do people shave their lesbians? Legs! I meant legs!
I canr math! or gramer. Gamer I'm done! Grammar!
I have a question. Yeah?
How many lives dies soes is take to get to the carter of a tootle pea poop?
What!?
I hate euro correct. (Laughs)
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