Helllllo
Finally
it's my time
to shine
Do you remember how you beat on Fortnite when we're live on twitch
Yeah I crush you
and y’all start laughing at me
Yea I remember how I crush you -They be like Kourosh got beat up
Kourosh got beat up
and you're so proud of yourself and all
like you're king of the world
like you're on top of a mountain or something
I am
Whatever went up will fall down today
Guys today is my turn
Call of duty
One
versus
one
I'm a god at COD! - face to face, face to face
But I haven't played for like two years
but I've always been a god at cod -" I'm a god in cod"
Today's punishment
Tattoos
Face tattoos
No
Not on the face -Yeah
Not on the face - Yeah yeah, of course
This lovely Flamingo
Stop it
will be on your forehead -Can you clean this?
It'll be beautiful
I'll tatt some dandelions on your head
the dandelions fish
Shall we guys?
By the way my user name is Kourosh
and you’re Mia?
Yea that's because we've changed PCs
Ok
So I have to Beat Mia
and you should beat Kourosh
You beat whoever you saw
While you're thinking to whom you gonna kill
Ok
Let me explain the rules
let's go beat you up
*Sarcastic chuckle*
You're in my world now
not in yours, ok?
the score is up to 20
whoever reaches 20 first
will put as much as tatoo he wants on the loser's face
the the losers should take some photos and upload it on Instagram
Fine
This is payback for so many times that you humiliated me in front of 20000 people on live
we didn't have any punishments on live though
the punishment was the amount of humiliation that I faced
I could hear they were laughing at me in my head
Yeah
yeah
How did you do that
I crawled from the back
How did you spawned at the same place as me?! - 1_0 1_0
No this wasn't fair
Legit I didn't want to start like this at the beginning
You're still down 1 point though
But come here so I can explain to you how things work
I'll explain to you Cod rules -I know them
and fighting rules and stuff - I know them all
look
this game has many rules
fist rule is
never trust anybody
Ok?
There is no such thing as trust here
This is the first rule
Did you get it?
Yes I did
This was the first rule
I got it loud and clear
If you wanna hear the second rule
come see me here
I'll tell you about the second rule - Oh I'm coming
Today you're only going to get dropped
you know that?
you're every where!! -Don't waste your bullets
Don't waste them cuz you can't do nothing
We're friends
I keep confusing the buttons with fortnite!
Not one person in Iran could ever beat me in Cod
No one
none of them
so many people have tried though
I've faced thousands of opponents
None of them could ever beat me
there is a yellow house
and a green one
Ok?
You can go hide in one of them and say Kourosh come take my house
OK, then what?
after I said come and take my house what happens?
Let me find your body
DUDE
DUUUUDE
Let me get to your damn body
You can only get me while I'm talking
Your poor body is so dead on the ground *Mia plays 2021*
Let me dip real quick
Now Imma go over there
now here
now there
Dude don't look at my screen
WE SHOULDN'T LOOK AT EACH OTHER'S SCREEN
You're looking at my screen
No I didn't
You are looking at my screen
I never looked at your screen
I'm not looking at your screen
I never looked at your screen
Idontlikelookingatscreenssoyoudontdothatneither
Imma head over here
check out this place
that idiot isn't here
I won't look at your screen from now on
you should promise you won't too
I haven't looked at your screen once
Same
I'm focusing on my screen
I just looked once
That's it
Have you put something here for me?
No I haven't
You think I'm stupid or something?
You thought I won't see that?
what happened?!
what's going on
Don't look at my screen *said nervously for the millionth time*
I'M NOT LOOKING AT YOUR SCREEN!!!
Come up I won't shoot you
I got hurt somehow
come up come up
YOU SAW ME BACK THERE?!!
You're acting all sharp and slick for me now
Take this
eat this
Have some grenades
DUDE I KNIFED YOU!!!
YOU'RE SUCH A..
Gimme a break dude
you knife like this
this is how you knife someone
I'm a bit agitated
by how you survived that
you feel agitated by how I'm crushing you at Cod right now
I'm a..
where you at?
where are you kiddo
kiddo
KIDDO
where you at kiddo
where are you kid
kid
I haven't seen someone be this bad and cheeky at the same time
I'm having the time of my life with your body here
What the hell are you doing?!
check out the window
Check me out *vigorous Teabagging in action*
This is your body and I'm on top of it
your body..
look
Don't you dare go near my body
you're finished
Hold on
You want my body?
go ahead
do whatever you want
there are 300 bodies here
it's not just one..
YOU WANTED MY BODY RIGHT!
Now I have your body
Look
This is my game
Do you want me to play on easy mode? NO I DON'T!
Don't bother playing on EZ MODE!
I got blown up
They call me Kourosh phantom
cuz I can't be seen
I come in like a phantom
without anyone noticing me
Kourosh the phantom
I'm like a mystery
like a hidden secret
Like an old folklore tale
passing around people of the town
no one has ever seen Kourosh
Where the hell are you!!
and no one will ever see
They only get killed by Kourosh
Kourosh is a ghost - a quick question
are you in this house?
I'm in a house
which house?
the house that you're in
Wow sooo spooky
Kourosh is a ghost
Kourosh is a concept
where are you concept?
Kourosh kills you while you can't see him
Kourosh can't be hurt
DUDE this gun..
When you push this button on fortnite,your character sits down
Kourosh can't be seen
Kourosh is a mystery
Kourosh..
Kourosh ain't shit
I kinda hate the gun you gave me though
The pistol I dropped?
that's cuz Kourosh is a phantom
I can hear your tiny footsteps
little kitty is coming
you're footstep is like a little kitty
because they're teeny tiny
where are you kiddo
kiddo
where are you?
you're just moving around
Kiddo
I wanna finish you slowly
I wanna shoot you one bullet at a time
teeny
kiddo
come here kiddo
-I didn't mean to do that-
You're aiming at my spot
you wanna kill me
you have no idea that I can..
Oh no I can't get out of here
Don't worry never mind
KIDDO
kiddo kiddo
Kiddo Kiddo Kiddo Kiddo
Kiddo Kiddo
I’m in the yellow building
and it's mine
all of it
Ok?
Lets see if you can take it from me
you can try how ever you want
If you kill me you have to come inside the house
and count to 5
Deal?
What?!
you should come inside and count to 5
or the house's still mine
oh no grenade
I can't believe you threw it that well
Wait
YOU SHOULD COUNT TO - 1
YOU'RE NOT UPSTAIRS YET -2
3
4
5
you dumbass
5 you dumbass
this time you can't get me with a grenade
throw it, throw the nade
throw the grenade
it'll be useless
I'm here
over here
here
You know that you have the advantage
because you're camping up there, right?
I'm not doing that
I can't see I can't see
I'm blind
I wasn't blind but you got me anyway
you poor idiot
you're such a loser
I really feel bad..
I keep forgetting that I'll lose the house if I leave it!
I'm gonna snipe from now on
I'll blow up myself to show you who's the boss
dude I wanna sniper rifle too
I wanna sniper rifle too
pick one then
Did you even see me or you just got dropped?
let me come and kill you with closed eyes
look at me
look at my eyes
I'm looking this way
YOU'RE LOOKING AT MY SCREEN!
no no no my eyes are closed
they can see and judge
where did she go
let me at least find the room
NO NO
You weren't supposed to do that!
YOU SAW WHERE I AM
I swear to god I didn't!
wait don't shoot me yet
I'll come in with my eyes closed
3
2
1
Did I die?
yeah
YOU HAD A SHOTGUN
you despicable buffoon
I closed my eyes and you were supposed to snipe me
well no one said that
Dude go upstairs
wait there just wait there
stay there
cool cool cool cool
Imma try to snipe you from here
you do the same
I'm just gonna use my pistol
I can't see you
where are you
Yes I can snipe you
go come back with your dad next time -let's try one more time
next time bring your daddy to the fight
come back with your daddy next time
it's kinda haaaard
You weren't supposed to have a sniper
or I wouldn't peak like an idiot
dude in order to closing up the gap
lets pick .. -let's no scope each other
let's no scope
let's knife -let's no scope
let's no scope
let's pick up knifes if you dare
where are you, I wanna no scope you
go on
where you at
go on
what did you do?
you ruined my mood
no no
legit lets no scope
*sniping MasterClass*
*the pain continues*
I ran out of bullets
boo hoo
such a shame that you ran out of bullets
Kourosh you understand that these kills count in our total 20?
this doesn't count, we play until 21
now what?
what do you mean?
you don't respect any rule that you set
you don't no scope..
let's just knife each other *knife=melee in this case*
no cap
we only knife!
you're holding something
you're holding something! -I won't kill you with that
I won't kill you with that
I won't kill you with that -So, how are you kid?
don't aim down - tell me about yourself
what's up kiddo
tell me about yourself kiddo
Aww, stop punching the air
You're not hunting flies
come stand in front of me to see what's up
dude I drop this box here
whoever kills the other person gets the drop
don't aim at me
what are you afraid of?
we should knife each other
you're afraid of this move?
you're afraid
so.. something's bothering you?
something happened kiddo?
You good?
I hit you in the eyes!
If I hit you in the eye you'll die
did you die?
It's like a gladiator fight *yep,top tier battle right here*
now the second hit
here comes the second hit
you can come and open the box now
where is it?
the box is yours
where's the box?
that's your prize
you really played well
open it
*immense frustration*
how many times should I tell you?
trust no one
Kourosh I can't even..
it's over
my time is up
but with all that shit you pulled the gap is close
with all that moronic unfair things you did
let me show you something cool
look at this car
ok?
do an emote on it
on the car
get outta here, I know it's a bomb
Leave me alone
It's not a bomb
Do an emote on it
you're sending a bomb to me
have I told you how to do an emote?
Stop it
stop, don't send the bomb
the controller -I'm sorry
I'm sorry, I really needed to do that
I'm upset
who should I talk to about this?
where can I object to the result? - do you like fish?
it's better on the forehead or the cheek?
I don't like fishes
anchor is a sign of humility
I can put two of them on your nose
who should talk about this to?
should I call my dad?
but they really don't care I won fair and square
If I've cheated they tell us in the comments
At least let me choose my tattoos
Imagine for a second I let you do that
you know what?
you think this is a punishment
but I'll look handsome after you do this
I'll be like Post Malone
You'll be like Post Malone?!
Ok
These were really cheap
I hope their quality is ok
Ok, this is the first one
Since I knew
you've always wanted to be as good as me
and look like me
I'll put this here
awesome
you're lookin' stunning
Now we look like each other
Mia look
WHAT IS THISSSS!
this one
you can only put 3 tattoos on my face
you think these will damage your skin?
only 3!
since they were so cheap
Kourosh you can only put 3 tattoos on my face
I'm telling you, that's the limitation
I don't remember that you've told that before
you should've set that rule at the beginning
No no no
Only 3
We had no rules about limitations
brilliant
you're looking great
I'm so glad we finally played Cod today
finally we played a game that I'm good at
DUDE you only won cuz you were cheating
No, I really won fair and square
You cheated all along -Nope, nope
and 20 kills was not enough
I was just adjusting getting used to the game
at least 5 of your 20 kills were unfair
I'm having a bad time getting humiliated like this
Kourosh you know you'll wipe off my eye brows
if you keep using that towel like that
cuz they're basically make up
Now you have a dead fish on your eyebrow
Guys how's my drip?
Rate my drip out of 10 in the comments
I look like badass warriors
Do you think it sticks on you nose?
That's your key
did you put the key straight?
is my nose crooked?
You're making my straightened hair wet
STOP IT
Awesome
what a nice flamingo you got there
you feeling this drip or what?
your drip is fire
check out this one
I like all of the things that are on it
Snake
Scorpion
Lizard and stuff
I have an nice idea
Would you put the snake on my hand
so we look like each other
I have a bomb idea
You know what?
What are you doing?
dude
Kourosh
I didn't think you'll make a mess like this
I want you to post so many insa stories looking like this
you really look pretty
you're pulling it off
How is it?
Is it good?
*vicious stare*
I feel I should be really angry
You're looking badass
I feel I should be mad
a person that has face tattoos should be angry
But Post Malone isn't angry though
No not really
look at me
This one ended up a little bad
Kourosh is the most cheater person in the world!
you look really cool
He won only because he cheated -wrap it up real quick
so I can take pictures from you and post on IG
I'll tell them this happens -I'm Mia
to anyone that challenges Kourosh
You'll end up looking like this -Thank you for watching
Bye
Goodbye guys
Kourosh you idiot
You seeing this?
you see what you did to my face?
I'm trying to clean this up for like 3 hours!
wait,are you recording?
yeah?
are you recording or not?
look at here
do you see the soup?
and?
No changes whatsoever!
Kourosh what should I do to it!
hold up
You're kinda blushing
that's because I'm scrubbing it!
This is makeup cleaning pad
This is makeup cleaner
wait a minute
stop laughing
just look
you saw the makeup cleaner, right?
why your face is turning so red?
this side of your face is so red
Kourosh what should I do to this side
with all these cats and dogs on it
But seriously you know what's the best thing that you can do?
What?
get better at Cod so this won't happen to you again
Kourosh...
You're such a jackass
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