- No, nope, no, no. Nah.
- (React) This is a Try Not To Get Mad.
- Oh, Kevin!
Already put an X on me. (buzzer rings)
I'm so bad at these.
- (sighs) Oh my God.
- I'm a crust person, so that is a little infuriating.
(buzzer rings)
- I don't like it, I hate it. (laughs) I'm closing my eyes.
I don't care if I fail this one, this is evil.
(buzzer rings)
- That's a perfectly fine crust!
- They should never be allowed to eat pizza.
- You can definitely order it, I think with the crust cut off, can't you?
- (React) Can you?
- Has anybody ever done that?
- Oh, they just tear it away? Okay.
- (React) No, I think they just don't eat the crust.
- Oh, and then they put it back? Okay, yeah. (laughs)
- I think it's really funny that they rearranged it,
'cause it seems like a prank.
They're like hey, we got pizza. No, we have bread.
- I full on thought they were leaving that in there.
I'm just gonna tear this off the crust and go in.
- If that was in a haunted house, and I saw it,
that would be the scariest part of the haunted house.
I swear to God, even the ghost would be like
you're not scared of me? I'd be like look at the pizza!
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Why would you do this?
- Oh, come on! (gasps) (buzzer rings)
- That is so, so beyond bad.
- Who made that middle one?
- Imagine like when they realized something was off,
like how much work did they do?
- Oh, I'll tell you who made that middle one.
A guy.
Because they always over-exaggerate how big in inches.
(laughs) (sad horn music)
- This isn't good, what if there's a lot of things
that are just like wrong by a few inches. (laughs)
- (React) Every country's just... - Exactly, it's a little lopsided,
you know, like they angle it out. Everything's a little like...
- That's happened in real life many times.
Like there was a Mars rover in the early 2000s that crashed,
because somebody didn't convert from meters to inches or whatever.
- That is mildly infuriating, but I don't know, I just,
I don't really use them. (buzzer rings)
- So when he says six, he means four. (laughs)
(gasps) That's a faucet?
- That's so stupid! I hate it! (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
- I get mad at stupid. That's stupid!
(buzzer rings)
- Maybe they thought that that loop, that tongue,
would extend far enough out
that the water would go through it when it lands.
- That's just more funny to me.
I literally can't stick my hands all the way through the faucet
to wash my hands.
- Unless they had the ability to move it side by side.
Infuriating, no, just kinda dumb, yes.
- You know when you go to the box, it shows,
this is what this looks like, and if it doesn't,
you take it out and go well this is stupid.
Return it!
- (React) How [censored] if that was his house,
and he's like welp. - He just moves in,
that's what he sees, he's like awesome,
oh, and I know what I'm working on first, that's for sure.
I'd be washing my hands in the shower. (laughs)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
(Sharon laughs)
- Is this a contractor situation? Yep.
- That was just kinda funny, honestly. (laughs)
- I would move.
I could not live in a place that did that.
- It is infuriating. (buzzer rings)
- I mean, it's like an obvious don't open your door all the way then,
but it's really funny whoever placed that there.
- You gotta put a different handle on there.
- (React) It's the same guy with the water faucet.
- He's like this is my house. (laughs)
- (React) It's the same bathroom, guys.
- (laughs) That would really suck. He lives in a house of horrors.
- You know who installed that? - (React) Uh huh.
- The guy with that middle tape measure.
- Skateboarding, alright.
(Sharon laughs)
- He didn't get on his board! He got me, that was for sure.
I was waiting for a good minute.
- Honestly, that's not infuriating, that's funny.
- That one did not make me mad. (laughs) I loved it,
because that guy on the bike was like
what the hell's happening here?
- He just kept going, and I was like
when's he gonna drop it? When's he gonna drop it?
- I just think that's, look at him!
What are you doing?
- (React) Are you unsatisfied?
- The last two were just funny enough, and just chill enough,
for me to like slowly scrape up above me being irritated.
Man, that pizza one still has me a little traumatized right now.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- She speaks in Japanese.
Stop, I hate these. This is infuriating to me.
(buzzer rings)
- (React) That was the subtitle.
- That's the... (laughs)
- That's really funny, it's like, the cries in Spanish meme.
- So they have closed captions on, and it says
it is, she speaks in Japanese. Oh my God!
- Don't turn it on. Like Alexa, just go to sleep.
Google, go to sleep.
- That's irritating, that is irritating.
(buzzer rings)
It feels like a betrayal from your TV.
- Yeah, this is infuriating, 'cause it's over the actual subtitles there.
(buzzer rings)
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
Ooh, oh no, oh no, oh no!
- Oh, that's monstrous. (buzzer rings)
- Oh, this is just pure evil. That's just evil.
- What kind of monster is this?
- I'm not the type that just digs my hand in and...
I eat 'em one at a time.
You really think I'm just gonna plop 'em all in my mouth?
- If I get a taste of like fruit, and a taste of chocolate in my...
Oh hell no.
- And also, they're substantially different sizes,
so you know, come on.
- I didn't think this was gonna get to me.
This is bad, that's a crime against humanity.
(buzzer rings)
- I would expect to find that at like Jeffrey Dahmer's home.
- That is cruel and unusual punishment.
- You look familiar, who are you? Try these candy.
Oh my God, you're Jeffrey Dahmer! (laughs)
- (laughs) We're just seeing all the takes
of how long it takes him to do these stupid things.
- Oh, oh.
- You know, there's something about these kind of videos,
there's like a physical pain, you know, like in your head.
- Infuriating, no.
Would I like to see it go down into that center little slot, sure,
but believe there's worse ones out there.
- I'm not mad, I just feel like he couldn't do it.
- (React) Yeah, okay.
- So why am I gonna be mad at someone who can't do something?
He tried!
- I feel it's more infuriating if you're the person who's doing it.
How long are you gonna sit there for
until it actually does what you want it to?
- I don't understand this.
- What's he do with the marker?
And it's gonna be slightly bigger than the other one?
- Please don't do it.
- Don't do it, no please don't tell me he's gonna do it.
- You're gonna make everything perfect,
and then you're hitting one off, aren't you?
- Don't tell me. No, don't do it!
- Ugh! (buzzer rings)
- No, I knew it was gonna happen! I knew it!
(buzzer rings)
- Oh, I understand it now. That is infuriating.
That reminds me, I just got flashbacks to kindergarten.
(buzzer rings)
- I mean, like, when that happens on accident, when you're a kid,
that is upsetting.
- And being pressed, you know?
Really trying hard to draw a straight line or a circle,
and you're just like... (grunts)
You know? - (React) Yeah.
- Maybe just me.
Oh, the folds in her dress?
- Oh.
- I would be more upset if there was a strain on the dress.
- Look, look. (React laughs)
This happens to me so much! (buzzer rings)
- I mean, it's her wedding day,
and like, no real friend went up and went...
- Oh, it got caught on camera too! (laughs)
- I would be pissed if I were the bride,
and I saw these in my pictures, but from somebody like me,
I didn't even notice.
- Maybe if like, the ring was missing its jewel or something.
- (React) Yeah.
- So no, not as infuriating. Nice try! (laughs)
- I've been at a couple of friends' weddings,
and before the real shit goes down, I'm like stop,
let me see what's going on here.
♪ (upbeat music) ♪
- Of course, cutting a cake in like the most random way, yeah.
- Oh God.
- He cut the cake wrong, got it.
It took me a second, I was like what's wrong?
- What are you doing?
- Oh, it's just getting worse!
- No, nope, no, no. Nah.
- Why would someone do this to us?
- What did you do today? Oh, well I went to the store,
and I bought a cake, and I cut it up
in really unsatisfying ways just to piss people off.
(buzzer rings)
- Okay, that, I hate to admit how often that happens to me,
where I'm tearing a paper towel off,
and just like a corner of it will just not come with.
- When this happens to me, I get so mad! (laughs)
(buzzer rings)
Oh God, this sucks. This is very bad.
- Is it gonna explode? Oh, oh, oh, I see what it is.
Before anything good happens,
you're showing it to me before anything good happens.
- Are those eggs?
So it's just a big tease, basically.
- Oh, you're just cutting away before all of it happens.
- All that anticipation, and then you just don't...
- There is no relief.
- I love how evil this is,
you're like look at all the things you enjoy.
- Yeah, it is kind of annoying.
It's like (sighs) let me see the whole thing.
Come on, let me see those eggs crack!
(buzzer rings)
- Oh, that would've been interesting to see, but you know.
- I bet that was a [censored] to set up.
- (React) That's what I'm saying. - Yeah.
- (React) I feel like the joke's on them.
- Okay, that one, stop it.
Who is doing these?
- Golly, come on, man!
(buzzer rings)
- So annoying! It's like unfinished business.
- It's like everything they're doing is so slow, and come on.
- I don't like this one, but I know why they're doing it.
Ooh, ooh, ugh, ah, ah!
- Oh, oh no, what? (buzzer rings)
They just killed a dude! (laughs)
- (React) We'll never know. (Darius laughs)
- Okay, I'm really glad that one got cut.
- I don't know if he's a really good actor,
or they just deadass just ugh!
- (React) So that was it, how was this challenge for you?
Did you do better or worse than you thought?
- I think I did fairly okay.
- Which one was the worst? Like, you couldn't handle it?
- Probably the paper towel one, honestly.
- Oh, that God damn cake one.
- I'm gonna say the pizza one.
That would be just enough for me to tell somebody off.
- The end bit was probably the hardest,
because I really wanted to see the final, you know,
satisfaction of the complete process.
- So these are the red flags that people should really look for.
If you're in a home, and you go,
and there's Skittles, get out.
If you're at a home, and they're like oh here,
have some cake, and you're like whoa,
who cut this cake?
Remove yourself from the situation immediately.
The more you know. Ding!