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You're not coming with me this time Luigi.
You need me, Mario!
Mario...
Go! Get out of here!
I'm going after Bowser!
(Crying)
I'm such a loser.
Mario's right…I just screw things up!
Hey, crybaby...
I'm looking for the Smash Club.
Well you're too late! They're all gone!
And you should be glad because they're a bunch of jerks!
Huhh…what's your problem?
My brother abandoned me.
I can't do anything right.
I know what it's like to have brother problems.
You do?
Yeah...
See, my twin brother Liquid and I were cloned from the same super soldier:
Big Boss! He preferred to be called...
Naked Snake.
Dad sent me to investigate a fortress called Outer Heaven.
Turns out he was in charge of the whole thing.
So we had to fight. And I killed him.
My brother was pretty pissed.
He stole a nuclear mech and demanded the remains of our dad's body.
I had to kill him too.
Then I found out I had another brother named Solidus.
He was the President of the United States of America.
Raiden killed him. He's some cyborg ninja guy I know.
Meanwhile my brother Liquid's spirit took over the body
of a Russian cowboy named, Revolver Ocelot.
Now Liquid is trying to inject nano-machines in all the PMC's.
And I can't help but think this is all gonna end in a giant mech battle.
I guess what I'm trying to tell you is...
Family is important.
Do you understand the point of the story?
I should build a mech.
No… Oh, whatever.
Thanks for the advice, Snake!
Say…I didn't catch your name.
You can call me...
LIQUID PLUMBER!
We should waste this guy.
Plumbers said to capture him.
Stay right there.
You're coming with us.
You're gonna tell us who's in charge of this operation-
Hostile's on the move!
Shots came from that direction!
Well well well...
I can't believe my luck.
If it isn't the one that got away...
Rool! I should have known you'd be Bowser's bitch!
On the contrary. Bowser and I have an agreement.
I'm gonna use his Shyguy Army to take over your country!
And with you here…there's nothing stopping me!
Now I finish what I started all those years ago...
I kill the last of your filthy kind.
Second to last.
What are you talking about?
There was another survivor.
An orphan of your war.
One I took in, raised as if he were my own.
I taught him how to fight…how to be strong.
Hidden close to me all this time.
So that one day, he could rise up...
and take my throne as King of the Jungle.
End of the line, Princess!
Where'd you get that?
You know where.
You put up a better fight than your father did.
He was begging for death long before I was finished with him.
Enough playing around!
Who are you?
Me? Me and my brother are plumbers for hire.
Brother?
Oh, he's not here right not. He's on a date-
-with Peach!
Where is she?
I don't know.
My brother has quite a way with the ladies.
Maybe he's getting lucky right now.
After you.
Peach.
DK taught you well-
-but not well enough!
Peach.
Your emotions…are your weakness.
You've lost focus.
I, on the other hand-
-am a professional!
Hang on, Peach.
I'll save you.
Like father, like daughter.
And so ends the Mushroom Kingdom.
Toad?
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