no booms to go he told me you should
enjoy your work professionalism
damn you telemarketer yes hello you're
the IRS well sure I'll give you my
social security number
yeah it's 1 1 1 4 3 eggs I don't think
that's helmet might be how they're
different in the country so yeah uh yeah
for my social security numbers for
credit card and PIN sure one second now
she even got a promotion and an offer of
a new weapon that would change
everything
do you take a tag ooh oh [ __ ] actually I
meant to look at something like petite
you tegu good damn you'll stop stepping
on my line we won't shake a tegu got it
I take you is a supernatural relic
forged from the ribbon as a child esketh
lived among her clan in the northern
frontier hunting giant monsters called
danger beasts with her father
hey wisdom do you think they named those
things as I go what do you want to call
that around business pretty [ __ ]
dangerous so danger Beach property
self-explanatory you know I gotta warn
your kids don't pet the danger piece
their first name is danger after all
it's not even your middle name that's
danger too late cuz I know where you
keep all your spare blood like 100%
always would have bags of his own blood
frozen for I guess I don't know wait so
come back up seed for blink you know
like oh look blood popsicles nickel all
right sure
that works
what does it taste like change nice
magic here I come my beer will never go
warm again this is uncomfortable but
thankfully this is not pants this time
that's what do you think so what do I
gotta do like rub eyes on my nipples or
something like super awkward I get used
to it and then I get powers ah yeah
there it is big goof anyway if that's
not bad enough if that's not bad enough
greylorn deep gray learned an ultimate
ultimate version called lost ice gel I
still I don't write the name of this
thing is terrible lost
ice shell shell and I can't enunciate
very clearly in the boomstick voice okay
mess around with other people's ice
magic and conjure spells designed to
kill demons
magic magic ice magic it was ice magic
oh the people's met okay mess around
with other people's ice magic and
conjure spells designed to kill demons I
mean I'm going up I'm going up because
I'm going into another part of the sense
other people's ice magic and conjure
spells designed to kill demons mess with
other people's ice magic and conjure
spells to you see you don't say the
difference mess with other people's ice
magic and kinda smells I don't see why
there's a problem with that okay I don't
know it just sounds weird to me okay you
have a problem with how we talk Chad yes
yes I do or stir up an ice storm that
covered the country of Guy Fieri just
like Elsa did with arendelle like random
grandeur now that's a big-ass storm
that's a big-ass storm see there's a big
difference big a storm or big a storm
it's like ice magic that's not it's not
even anywhere similar to the one I was
delivering before magic this mess with
other people's ice magic and copyright
that's what I did for it that's who is
dodged lightning and Ursa
this giant meteor all by yourself yeah
where was she when the dinosaurs needed
her would have been enough to save the
pterodactyl tara tons of pterodactyls
yeah I just want a pet dinosaur twins
we've been over this I know I know I'm
working on it as death sought one thing
above all else sorry for judging her so
harshly somebody get this ice jig some
lovin I'm not even gonna suggest it's me
this time you could do that but I
totally will that's like popping you're
diggin a crazy sick hook you could do
that and we could change mrs. line we'd
have to keep in mind moving forward but
I do so I'm gonna get this ice chick
some love dog there's plenty of female
friends who are totally platonic but
have so many nice things to say about it
[Laughter]
hard cut to this horriffic scene where
she's torturing it dude naked dude who's
forcing him to lick her boots crazy cold
taser
well there's stripper dad to the
dominatrix yep pretty sure that's a
stripper dominatrix prostitute plays out
what rock paper scissors
[Laughter]
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