Brush your teeth with nothing using colorless flavorless Nihilist Toothpaste.
After eating a delicious bag of Chirps - the protein-rich snack made out of beans, rice
and crickets.
Because it’s episode 46 of LÜT.
Wake up dressed in your bed with the wearable futon air mattress and then strap on a pair
of RocketSkates.
Electric motorized skates that fit with almost any shoe and allow you to go up to 12 MPH.
They’re controlled by tilting your feet which means they’re hands free - great news
for anyone with giant lobster claws.
For hermit crabs looking to upgrade their digs glassshell.com sells hand blown glass
shells - which are made to accommodate the contours of a crab’s exoskelton-y body.
Snap together a Gummy Bear’s skeleton which features detachable organs and a removable
skullcap to see the Gummy Bear brain.
Get grumpy thoughts out of your brain and onto the pages of a grump notebook - a set
of three including daily disappointments, things that annoy me and fresh rants.
To smell fresh and stay organized use Shower Squids that hold shampoo and soap bottles
and for something smelly that holds pretty much anything there’s orange cream scented
Duck Tape.
Tape together your own cardboard mask by following instructions from Wintercroft.
Download a PDF of plans to transform recycled boxes into a 3D cat, owl or Stormtrooper.
Then check out your new face in the Lucid Mirror which contains a luminous 3D image
of celestial clouds hanging in the reflection.
Hang beer and save space in the fridge with bottleLoft - the world’s first magnetic
bottle hanger for your fridge.
If you’re more of a milk drinker light up your lactose using the glass of milk light
that perfectly pairs with midnight cookie dunking sessions courtesy of Dunkin’ Buddy.
A device that saves dunked cookies from breaking and getting lost in your cup.
Pizza Smelly Pen.
Pancakes Smelly Pen.
Cotton Candy Smelly Pen.
Ubi is an always-on voice-activated computer that you simply plug in and talk to and it
does the following: Voice-enabled internet search, speakerphone, home speaker system,
voice memos, virtual assistant, alarm clock, intercom, baby monitor, thermostat, and noise
pollution monitor.
So for just one example if you’re baking you can say, "OK Ubi..remind me in 20 minutes
to take the cake out of the oven” and Ubi is pretty much like okay cool no problem human
I got this because I am Ubi.
And this is an Indiana Jones cat bridge.
Bridge your love of candy with your penchant for mystery by getting a Japan Crate in the
mail.
Each month a box of assorted Japanese candies show up on your doorstep that contains anything
from do-it-yourself sushi candy to vanilla ice cream Kit Kats.
Then give yourself a break from cheap razors and shave like a barber with the Beluga Razor.
A single edge exposed blade housed in premium stainless steel that lets you shave like an
old school barber.
Shave yourself from Jaws with this Shark Repellent.
And start the countdown on your Time Bomb Kitchen Timer because we’re almost ready
to ride off into the sunset on a motorized monocycle - but make sure you remember that
zombies give the best free hugs.
And as always - thanks for watching!