What's up everybody? Today I'm going to be doing my car tour if you can't tell by the title of the video
I just got a tesla model s. Keys right here
Money in the bank you're wondering how I got this you know being in the middle class citizen I am
How I could get a nice car like this
I got it from Craigslist. Haters will say it's fucking fake look at the keys. It doesn't lie
Let's get into it. So starting at the front of the car. We got the grill. We got the logo right here
We got the custom plate Harambe
California plate. It's where I'm from pretty self-explanatory we got lights
We got the hood of the car don't know how to open the hood, but you know what? If I need it fixed
That's what the car shop is for this girl don't got to do shit
Moving on as you can see you know just got my car washed,
but a bird already shit on it mother nature you do you I'm just living in your world you know what I mean
Handles to open the door as you can see here
You know we got four handles four doors cause a two-door car
The fuck is that? How you supposed to roll with your team if you only got two doors?
Next how do you get this bad boy around if you don't use something right? As you guys know the tesla model s, it is
An electric car. As you can see you open up the gas nozzle and you just take out this year cord
Either charge your phone with it or plug it into one of those tesla chargers
And you know what this bad boy can take you anywhere. I don't really know what this thing is for
It's kind of just there. I don't know I've never used it. I think it's like an electricity holder
I don't know nice. We got the back of my whip as you can see we got the tesla right here
we got the model s
Right here, we got the proof no emissions no
Emissions. I don't even need to talk about it. You guys already know what's up
I know. I already talked about it like four times before but it's barely real to me
I want to make sure it's real to you. We got the tesla logo right here
you know
Finally being in the top 1% it just feels so good to fit in
Continuing on oh we got these wheels I got four of them. You know because that's kind of how a car works
I don't know why it got the Subaru logo on it
I really can't figure out how the subaru logo got onto my tesla, but I spent so much money on it
I'm not going to question it craigslist is a very reliable source. That's basically the outside of the car. Let's see what's inside alright
So here we got the little thing right here where we can hold you know anything we want Pepsi, Dr.
pepper, Sprite, Kombucha, Red Bull, Monster, Rockstar, Sunny D, chocolate milk
Titty milk. Suit yourself lock the doors just in here the creepers coming by open all the windows. Being the driver of this car
You've got control of every window in this car
We got the wheel here the tesla logo on the wheel, so I'm trying to like snapchat
You know all the new snapchats go up here
Take a picture like this snap a pic everybody about to be jealous in my life, they see that snapchat
They're like Emma's life is the life. We can control the phone here. They know me
They know I'm always on the phone with my managers with my agents speak commands all that shit moving on
You know what a blinker is yeah, I know what it is
but I don't ever use one because blinkers are just annoying next we got the windshield AHHH
How do I? I don't know how to stop it. Okay
Anyways, it gives you the r per minute mine goes up to 8 which is very very fast. I think.
We got the speed limit okay mine goes from 0 to 420 usually I don't go past 20 miles per hour
But if we really boolin we'll go up to 420 you know what I mean it tells me about my gas tank
Tells me how full it is. How empty it is I'm kind of like glass half-full kind of gal
So my tank always full. So it gets a little bit steamy in my car because like I'm in it
You know what I mean, AC system up in here. Top of the level
It's unreal how great it is. The radio where I listen to all of my bops all those slaps
New and fresh off the press. Got my hazard lights. I like to use these whenever I'm in traffic. Just for fun
Just kind of freak people out
Why is there hazard lights on you know what?
I don't know what I'm using it for we got the glove compartment
Department open up Department, Lumbar man as you see I like to keep these bad boys in the car, too. These are designer um
So you got a lint roller because y'all know if you're wearing black?
You know what happens. I don't know if y'all can see. We got some pens I got some salt
We got some hair ties in here. We got a little kit. Shout-out to my mom she made this for me
Love you mom, you know hand sanitizer. Whatever no one cares. also We got sour patch gum
This shit tastes like shit. You chew it
And then it's flavorless fuck this I'll have a sock so welcome to the back seat as you can see very spacious
We have this blanket. I got it for free. I spent $20 at American Eagle. American Eagle, if you're watching this, please sponsor me
I'm very poor. I mean, I'm rich next we got Kleenex
I'm not gonna lie to y'all right now When I'm in the car. I like to listen to some sad tunes and
sometimes
One thing leads to another and I'm bawling in the car
So then next I got these beats by Dre s-- we out here the beats
I like to edit with these I like to trap to these whatever I'm feeling
But yeah, these are beats by dre, beats by dre if you want to sponsor me. As I said before I'm really poor
I mean really rich I don't need your sponsorship, but I'd like it though
Next we got this this is where I hold my chocolate milk
This is where I hold my Arizona iced tea Kombucha my coconut water
But you know as we've been through before I like a buttload of beverages all of them can fit in here
Except sadly if you go to 7-eleven and you get a big gulp. It doesn't fit in here
what the hell am I supposed to do if I go to 7-eleven and I get 300 ounces of Pepsi and I can't even fit it nowhere.
Moving on I got just spare change hanging around. I don't know I'm gonna cut that part out
I don't want to show my money in this video
I don't want to make nobody jealous because you know if you dislike this video. Who are you you know don't be jealous of me
I'm your inspiration. You know what I mean, if you don't have one of these in your car
I would very much recommend it is a trash can so yeah, so as you
"Yeah what's going on party people. It's Jake-JAke-JAKE Paul." Oh
I don't know what that's doing in there. We got this
Alright, so I don't know if y'all know or if y'all travel a lot, but I do you know when you're in the plane
There's like one of these little things with the magazines in it and stuff like that. Well for me when I'm really missing
Traveling when I'm at home a lot you know sometimes
I'll just stick a few magazines in here sit back here like this and just read the magazines and act like I'm on a private
Jet my private jet is in the shop right now. They said it'll be done in about three years don't worry about it
It's none of your business anyway, so we got some real Cherrywood right here straight out from Japan and Indonesia
I went there and hand-picked the wood even though I ordered it on Craigslist. They told me I had options
You know it really makes it personalized to me. It makes it more special to me, and I just I really love it
Let's open up the trunk
Alright, so next we got my trunk. We got this box in here. We got a blanket
We got a first aid kit as you can see it's pretty empty. This is a new car. So there's nothing in my trunk
This is an emergency lever. What that's for is that if somebody's locked in the trunk they can pull on that
And it'll open the trunk, but I actually disabled that for reasons that are my own business I
Also like to take naps in there sometimes I'll store illegal animals in there tigers
rattlesnakes Chimpanzees the last part of the outside of this car
This is actually some chimpanzee poop when I ordered my chimpanzee from Zanzibar. It got a little Rowdy
And it shit all over my car. Chimpy if you watching this it's okay
I forgive you but next time you're going in the kennel. Don't forget it. What's a car with out the jams
*various songs play*
So I don't know if you know anything about Teslas
But if you do you know that they are automatic as you can see it's driving itself
I don't have to move the wheel it moves itself
But I actually prefer to use the wheel because I like being controlling.
See look ma no freaking hands. You can hear that beep. It's low on energy. We got to go fill her up
We rollin up to the electric charger let's go, so let's just plug it in
Oh, You know see I pulled up to the wrong side, so I think I'm just going to charge it when I get home
But at least you guys get to see where I get to charge my car cause like you know now
You don't need to see me charge it that's boring. I got enough electricity to get home
I'm thinking about a G Wagon next you know I gotta save those pennies
I'm saving up for a new cartridge for my printer anyways. I'll see you later. Hope you liked hanging out with me
I'll see you next time PEACE
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