ding-ding-ding said the Irishman top of
boring to all the land the happy man
said to everybody around welcome back to
minecraft town
damn spittin straight bears right now
welcome back to my lovely humble abode
today in Minecraft episode 27 or
something we have a few things that
we're gonna do we're gonna build up our
shrine that we have down in our pub I
almost fell off and I was gonna be
really mad at myself but I'm also using
people who wanted me to use this for a
really long time people have been
working on something called pack septic
eye which is a resource pack for
jacksepticeye related things if you can
see my food has turned into potatoes I
have some other things I already forgot
how to play the game
bread is now soft potatoes in the game
is there anything else different right
now or the beds have some stuff on them
I look around I don't know oh and baked
potatoes are called baked sports of
course if they have to be some stuff
just have name changes but other things
then have like complete texture changes
so I don't know what is actually in the
game I just came up here turn on the
texture pack so we're gonna find out all
together but people have really wanted
me to use this for a long time I didn't
turn it on initially because I I was
worried that some of the stuff would be
changed too much that I wouldn't know
what they were so now I know like soft
potatoes obviously his bread and
different things like that I was worried
that I wouldn't know enough about the
game and if I change stuff then I
wouldn't really know what the base items
actually were but I should be able to
know enough of it now because I'm a
veteran minecraft player so oh my god I
was gonna look at the beds but look at
your armor you have Irish Celtic armor
that's so cool do all of you have it you
Tim ooh awesome you guys are so cool
looking
hell yeah so the bags are changed as
well so they have except the guys on
them doesn't really work well with my
Irish flag it looks a little off and it
makes the beds look worse for my
intended purpose but it's really cool
that they put the logo on it anything
else different in here I don't know I
don't know what would be different what
what's Irish what's Jack ow my ankle
haha spider eyes are sceptic eyes that's
cute that's awesome what else nothing
here oh I think I think Endor eyes are
also yeah and her eyes are sceptic eyes
that's awesome and golden apples or Gold
potatoes I've in childhood dying is
nugget oh yay
let's let's equip them haha very nice
very happy to be part of my craft yogurt
is transition from what game for what
other robot phenomena to the next a
white point Jack was played balls games
now he just needs to play wad and
everything is in to say place oh that's
cute I like that a lot
okay so I still have a lot of emeralds
that I have not spent and I do have a
guy out here sorry guys
you are very loud and frankly kind of
annoying I I have excuse me where'd he
go oh man
god dammit I spent so long building him
up haha dip wait wait did he disappear I
can't put name tags on people can i no I
can't
unless are these endermans
No Oh the zombies are wearing PMA
jumpers oh that's awesome
thanks for biting the merch guys I don't
make any money off the PMA merch but
thanks for buying it anyway Chuck you're
still here oh that's awesome
you still worthless garbage and no one
ever loved you remember that when you go
to sleep at night oh I didn't even
realize that my experience by our my
enchanting levels are the Irish flag -
that's cool
also why do I have these here oh the
fence code of course there is high fence
cow all right what else what else do I
want to do is there anything else that
they can look at oh wait wait wait wait
I think yeah if you stay here long
enough the ender portal changes from red
to white to blue so now it's actually an
Netherlands portal oh my god the
Obsidian is different looking as well
it's not purpley mm-hmm interesting yes
that's that's pretty dope I never used
this place for anything man I should
have turned this into my mob spawner I
built this entire windmill and there's
nothing in it it's just a monument to my
own hubris it's like well I can build it
so I shall all right guys I need some
sports oh yeah oh yeah that's good
so Finbar I need to get you a nametag at
some point I don't have any name tags on
me no I'm not using creative mode to get
one I know you really want one cuz
everyone else got one but you love me
and you're not running away
I would have run away instantly if I
didn't get him one okay so it's because
you are a loyal true good friend that I
haven't given you one yet cuz I trust
you more than the rest no I know Sam and
she akan and everybody okay he's to
point in holes and my problems what do
you mean I should have gotten him one
first I know I forgot that's my burden
to bear oh you are me whatever man God
you suck I also need to upgrade my
shrine down her coach is
that's a mission I also need to start
getting more villagers to put in prison
I don't really know what to put down
here with cost yet people also said to
use Optifine views Optifine than these
disappear the gaps have to turn it on
yet though I would have to get it to
turn it on I haven't gotten it yet is
what I'm trying to say oh god oh god oh
god
stay right there creeper damn it come
stop it
no you're just playing with me okay good
he's dead he's dead Jim he could have
caused serious problems to my elevator
this elevator wasn't cheap
I'm the coach ken Devin okay it's not
all about you despite what you think
potatoes thank you you didn't hear
anything
who do you work for still not telling me
the answer huh I get it coach why is
this open who did you not hear don't act
like you don't know you know who you let
in here who was it was it this was
Stinky's trying to get my gold you're
never gonna get my gold it's mine shut
up coach I need to make this a shrine so
obviously we need to make the whole
floor an Irish Mike that's obvious who
white didn't we do this already how many
blocks we have one two three four five
six seven
of course it's uneven of course it's
uneven cuz why can't I do anything
that's normal because it enough carts
don't let anybody else in if you let
anybody else in we're gonna have to have
words hey hey the party Cologne he's a
nice polar bear I stole him away from
his family stop giving him more hardship
goddamn those are three amazing shots
I'm excellent at this oh I keep thinking
that this is a part sticking out of my
window we need to give it a tower a
tower name what else is in Europe will
that be our Eiffel Tower
no because it's full of monsters oh did
this p.m. a party that's going on over
here
countdown everybody wait can I hit you
from here nailed it
what you got we got nothing oh my god
they're trying to cross the ocean stop
stop
Oh I've angered them oh no you know you
guys are just gonna drown over there
stop I never back down from a fight just
cuz you guys can't make it to me just
mean I can't make it to you for Ireland
haha bet you didn't think I had it in me
I'm drowning well apparently I have to
turn on drowning now as well what I'm
just able to swim forever that's
cheating I don't like that stupid
snapshot okay I'll turn it on don't
worry gamers Oh creep ray thank you
creep on me think again square head
oh god how did that other one miss you
oh there's a scariest creeper ever to
see how cool that is looking colorful I
am I'm so creative have babies so many
babies yes you too cows so many babies
give me all the babies in all the EXP I
need it
that's all I'm using you guys for I
don't actually love you I'm using you
for your profits and gains also
apparently do you guys know this you
guys hear about this um apparently this
is pointless the hoppers and stuff to
catch loot because this is an
experienced firm and not a looot firm
and to those people I say Oh dippy I
like mine it made me feel good that I
built it also they said to put purse
don't do that to me
those are said to put some wall over the
top cuz then I the exp won't get caught
in the hoppers is that true ah okey
smokey dokie man gamers helping gamers
that's what life's all about
can I have more exp stop it I don't care
I you're the best one but it's only
because your head is four times the size
of mine come I'm so misaligned with what
I want to do in this game half of that I
get so distracted and it's just me
farting around for half and people like
Jack can you make some progress I'm
sorry okay oh I need about 30 what do I
need let's turn it all into it
no come back yeah 21 I don't know if
that's enough but we're gonna find out
all together big epic team effort
because it doesn't matter if I stay in
my waterfall now because I can't drown
what I know the other way is very the
way to get down because it's an actual
elevator but I really like coming down
through here is that another creeper
that came to the exact same spot whoa
Christ didn't destroy my elevator did
you good holy God
terrified me hey elevator still works
that's good let's go let me cleanse my
feet of the filth oh yeah Oh burns so
good all right tea notes hey coach you
want potato have to have two potatoes
they can't see me
they don't they don't know where the
secret door is no you don't shut up okay
so we're gonna have to have two sets of
these the middle is gonna have to be
bigger then that's just the way it's
gotta be
I know sad gamer noises we're gonna have
to have three levels of white in the
middle can you believe it three in
Minecraft I can't put that down if
there's a ladder there can I can I just
do this okay that still works awesome
maybe I should put like a piston here
that's like shoot up into the air that'd
be really cool except I suck at redstone
don't notice that the tutorials on
YouTube are crap well they're not crap
it's just like hey guys here's some
redstone basics for our video I don't
have time to be looking at Minecraft I
gotta play minecraft oh god oh god it's
all a darkness nope
here we go
I was gonna spawn in here and kill me
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all right it's already looking better I
already like the look of this how else
can I spruce this up how can I make it
same man you fake if I put like oh man
could I be a dastardly daredevil and put
white wall and blocks all here and
aren't make the whole room Ireland
oh it's so obvious and no one has
thought about it ever in Minecraft gone
epically I need a lot more wool dough
dippy tonight she wrap all of her no
that would have been cool if I could
make him nakey
talk is this what I think it is this is
an egg yeah this is an egg right look at
me when I'm talking to you
Chuck no Chuck yes right here is this an
egg is this an egg that you have just
procured for me uh oh you run away like
you don't know what you did I'm allergic
to your garbage don't do it again sooner
or later he'll learn it's al it's a it's
a long process but he's getting there
it's a seven step program yep well that
is the problem with it thanks for the
disc oh god now it's all off the rails
Oh Lord oh Lord
Oh God why I knew that was gonna happen
again gosh dang it creepers you suck
well they actually blow up
are you kidding me stop ha ha ha Oh
which is amazing to put your resources
try to get that back together
Oh bye no more hoppers just blockers
this is a tower of misery the tower of
failures on my part but I'm learning I'm
being epic minecraft we had some Dora
castle let me cast as lacking stuff you
guys give me some suggestions
cuz he's gettin to that point where I've
done a lot of stuff in Minecraft and I'm
like I want to do more but I just I just
don't know what cuz like this whole area
is here but I don't know what to put in
it because I'm afraid something's gonna
jump out here if I put one of my friends
oh wait lanterns I was missing here oh
no that's right everybody um I have
nothing going on here maybe you can put
stuff up on my roof as well well the
roof is actually fine I think cuz it's
you know ding-ding-ding top of morning
oh I want to do something with bells as
well people keep telling me about the
bells about how I can put redstone on
them and they can dig ding ding on their
own I didn't know that I could put like
ten bells down I need to go raiding four
bells though my bedrooms kind of lacking
yeah there's just a lot of stuff in this
area and proud of this place is cool um
I also want to find a jungle Manor or a
jungle mansion if I put the cartography
table near a villager when I bring him
back apparently he becomes a
cartographer and he can give me a map to
the jungle Manor and then I can go find
cool stuff I just want to find cool
things in fact wait hold on what if I
just do okay it's in caps for some
reason slash seed there you go there's
my seat everybody go use my seat find
find cool stuff for me to do I made to
do that in the last episode what's that
the last episode was one episode where I
was running back when I almost got
killed by lava and I sort of follow my
seed back or my my coordinates back to
my base so now that you guys have the
seed you can go off and try and find
some cool [ __ ] for me and tell me the
courses prefer to go to maybe like
jungle Manor and stuff but I'm gonna try
and find stuff on my own first at least
um right what do I need I need help
that's all I need I just want you guys
to dance just once so I'm gonna take up
the jukebox I'm gonna put it down next
to you yes speed the boys you're so
goofy okay I need to increase the sword
again and Chapman cost three okay good I
think if I do it with iron its I can
Chapman cost nine or something
Tallyho gents I'm often an adventure I
need to go find cactus for a green
Diegan or maybe sea cucumbers maybe
they're closer I know possibly think
there was coral over here so work
there's coal all over your coal before
the desert I can't I wanna go the desert
anyway because if it hits nighttime I
think I confirm Enderman there I don't
know I don't know anything in Minecraft
anymore I'm going crazy playing this
game I've played so much minecraft in
the last two months it's amazing I can't
stop playing it it's so much fun there's
new stuff to discover all the time it's
at that point that it's so hard to play
any other survival game anymore because
the ability to be able to destroy my
environment and rebuild it and build
anything out of everything is just it's
way too enticing that every other
survival game after this now feels like
they're lacking features not that every
game should be minecraft but this game
is substantial I I'm gonna destroy the
environment don't wait up as the lights
go out one by one they realized that man
was the scariest fish of all wait yeah I
forgot I'm not taking drowning damage
cuz the snapshot doesn't allow it I have
to turn it on what was the command I
turned on last time for that
I can't remember ow
sir I am having a moment here with me
myself and I you cannot interrupt it can
you give me a Trident though at any
moment just a Trident would be nice just
a single Trident I really want to try it
in this game but sort of the only things
I haven't gotten is becoming nighttime
oh by Korematsu 20 me all day to destroy
an ecosystem yeah I didn't know they had
I didn't know they spawned in the desert
more wait did they spawn at the desert
floor that was an epic shot I don't know
boy I would just kill him anyway
prison really
- fire em a third one that gloves he
could fight me like a man an Enderman
some try to make in their eyes or septic
I said you need to set the guys to get
to the end you what this means except
the guys are vitally important to this
game come back here coward
oh my always there was a village here in
the desert I am Not sure but I am in
dire need of some fellows I know this is
not very ding ding ding of me but your
guys going to really like it when it's
complete go back to its existence in
here I'm just saying it's kind of
terrible you just don't have a whole lot
my village is awesome it's kind of
chicken that everyone hates it's kind of
dog there's even a hole there may be
water that you haven't and you're not
gonna see one if you stay in this
village
dude you're invisible but when you never
so visibility potions Pizza lumens beer
honestly wait what are you some I can I
still try to you in your visible make
sure we can Maui where the ignorance the
ender people I need him very reason I'm
here
otherwise I'm just gonna go home I'm
gonna take my ball and go home
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it's awesome Oh kober's that's awesome
Oh chick is still in here cheeky Trump
nice another wait did I just did you
just do what I think you did of course
you did you laid an egg
just like that film back home but
there's level oh that's creepy sure like
that somebody flowers all over plays
it's so distracting the clovers amaze
touch them
hello anybody hi farmer man I don't need
you though because you have a job
already you're out here making an honest
wage and I don't need that there we go
these are the lives I need the Bell
gatherers sorry I need it it's it's mine
now alright guys that's how it works
somehow if it works okay ouch go get get
out or I'll smack you out you want to do
cool thing dude you're gonna do cool
thing okay you go vote vote for you get
it we're gonna put these people
everybody not make them vanish all right
sir can you get that way can you just
please please just go that way please
another boat you want to deal with the
boat is the boat what you want
there you go okay what I need you to go
I need you to come in here what if we
just oh I keep doing it I ain't doing it
my beautiful Ireland being being
assaulted for the likes of you
no I'm sorry I'm sorry I'm sorry
please come back to her please please
please where are you trying to go you're
gonna stay in here with the
I know that this is seems like an
optimal dwelling for you but you know
what it's better than the last night
ahead sorry sorry sorry I'm not trying
to kill you I'm trying to make sure that
you survive this my boat back stay there
stay there
okay stay in here I'll be back with a
cartography table all right put this
next to you Brooke
haha empty map I need other stuff don't
you hack me okay I built you up are you
you're an apprentice now ocean Explorer
bad Wow what I need 12 compasses for
that are you eyes a septic yeah we're
septic guys three more how many do they
need like night I have six right now we
are supposed to be able to the end until
the end well we're so of course or twist
me up to the end so many things to do
yes yes I was they put it all the way up
to the top but if I do that then it
starts bleeding out into the actual pulp
and like where I walk in and I'm just
having two green squares for no reason
and it just it looks off so I decided to
just put it that fire here that is
awesome
yeah okay don't worry there for a second
didn't Irish noises stop farting
he's perfect down here I need to get it
in the way that I can get it to just
didn't itself can I get it to ding
itself gonna put on some redstone here
it does look pretty cool though
a whole room dedicated to Ireland where
am i any torches it's not even nearly
complete yet either
this is just the beginning of the shrine
the pot of gold down on the labo oh I
should have put the floor in rainbow
colors how many colors are in the
rainbow if there are seven colors in a
rainbow oh I couldn't I couldn't make it
perfect good man there are safe putters
and rainbow do it seven blocks in the
floor seven corners for rainbow particle
at the end of the rainbow
and then the whole walls can just still
the armament next time next time I will
do that right now it's just an Irish
room oh god no see there see there oh
lordy Lordy lordy yo hey hey no no no
party party no no go we already know
makes you creeper oh okay party come on
come on back into your home for that no
ego and boy yes I don't hear about each
other
this could have been a disaster of
avenger level
slang no you're not out in there
that's not your home your home is in the
garbage you suck just as you cut out
then you can live no come here look at
me weird of me you thought just because
you gotta have that you can live a life
of luxury you pretended to be a polar
bear it's you're gonna have to live like
a polar bear in danger all right you
wanna do something like this are you
gonna fight back
don't be boring Oh guys my god this is
all your fault Chuck all your fault I
knew from the moment I laid eyes on your
truck that this was going to happen
horrid when he died the scientist
appeared Iceland is no more you defeated
poori you've pulled him down in his
prime
or he was the greatest man I've ever
known
every time one of my pets dies a part of
me dies with it
is there even any point of going on
after this it hurts too much it hurts
too bad I can't keep doing this
someone's gotta give eventually and it's
gonna be my sanity as realized that my
voice haven't been recording properly
for like an hour of this recording so
you all had to listen to the camera
audio for a good punch of that and in a
room like this I bet that sounded
amazing I'm sorry I didn't realize the
game
when the game froze a couple of times
apparently it froze audition and I
didn't catch it until now but I just
realized that I haven't managed or
already I don't need 12 compasses for
the cartographer over here to be able to
sell me stuff it was 12 emeralds Oh
thirteen and one compass here we go
ocean explorers map that was a lot
though I want these back huh
what shut up that's why is that just
leading me to an ocean monument they
suck sorry it's not your fault
it's the game's fault cuz I've been
there before hey there was a creeper in
this and I was gone oh man I've been
doing ocean monument before it didn't
get recorded on video because I can
Minecraft issues hallelujah can I get a
like comment subscribe and chat I guess
I'll go look for it eventually get rid
of this blaze powder in case I die or
the game decides to bug out of me or
something I'm very worried about losing
all my stuff all the time
you guys pipe down okay dirt in the hole
get the hole and I put my emeralds back
in I want to do something we lost a
warrior here today we lost a hero
somebody who has meant a great deal to
me guys
we lost porec today I know I'm sad too
it was it was something that just came
on suddenly I didn't realize it was
happening and it was it was done before
it was I know I'm so sorry
damnit I didn't think I'd have to do
this again I promised myself I would
never come back to this place don't you
don't look at me don't look at me like
that I thought I had one of your eggs
for a second I almost I almost gagged
dad that's right Chuck like taken out of
your sass anymore we lost someone here
today Chuck do you even know how
important porridge was you didn't
realize that he was the backbone of this
entire sanctuary did you know I I did
you don't give a damn what you think
lorig you may be gone from this play but
your spirit lives on he left face he
loved fish I didn't do your sign right
I'm so sorry we shall not forget you
pouring we are here to pay our respects
poor egg was in our lives from a very
early time he laughed he frolicked he
was taken away from his place of home
but he got a new home here in Ireland
- the greatest polar bear that ever
lived we salute you porridge we'll miss
you buddy we have to do something for
porridge the greatest polar bear that
ever lived in Minecraft
I will not forget him I will build a
build a monument in his honor one to
surpass Metal Gear Laurie came from a
great ice palace one which the world had
never seen before and he shall return to
a great ice palace I'm gonna build
something the poor it would have been
immensely proud of something that he
knew only his sweet Papa masterbuilder
could build
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it's not the plate policy got when he
was alive but it's the play/pause he
deserved this ice palace that I promised
that I would build him from the very
beginning and never did we we will
always miss you pouring you will live on
in our hearts forever you were gone but
you will never be forgotten
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