I don't know dude
I'm going through phases alright
Going through phases man
Are you serious dude? Why do people keep dodg-
They're scared of the monkey, dude
They're scared of the monkey
What should I do? I really want to play some Wukong
But they keep dodging because my Wukong is just too strong for them dude
They're just like
Oh we can't play against him
Like yep, you're right
I-I respect that
I'm gonna do
Wukong anyway dude
I'm doing it anyway I want to play some Wukong
I just- I'm feeling it dude, I'm feeling Wukong
This jungle patch is changing so much
The stalker is the best on the Wuking
Don't let anyone else tell you otherwise. But anyway
Uh dude the mall- I mean
What the heck haha
The jungle... um
Keeps changing
So often that I don't even know what's top tier anymore to be honest dude like
Elise was like God-tier level like patch
But ever since the XP changes to the jungle
It's not-
I don't know if she's actually God-tier anymore dude
I don't think she really is
Yo wassup Fiora
More like dead-iora -_-
Ahaha geddit guys?
Smited
Oh got her flash
BAM
Give him the +6 Nasus stack
Thank you very much can I get a +6 in the chat, team
Can I get a +6 in the chat
Nightblue who was your girlfriend?
First girlfriend?
Um...
To be honest dude, I'll be honest okay
Her nickname was left hand-
Nah I'm kidding
Monkey ND5?
Did this guy just call me ND5
Yea, goodbye
Peacelate
CY@
You want to see what happens when you call me ND5?
C'mere I'll show you exactly what happens when you call me ND5 my friend
BAM SIT DOWN CY@
What's up dude?
Actually, you know what? I don't care what's up Papa Dequan
Sit down +12 in the chat let's go
And another CY@, hold on double CY@
Yea keep no- Yea keep flaming bruh
Keep flaming
You call me diamond?
That's my kryptonite that's my trigger word
Diamond 5
5 diamonds, propose ring
Listen dude, for every ND5 you say in all chat is a death
ND5 right? ND5 hold on hold on
Sit down ya monkey
I told you, what did I tell you
Didn't I tell you cause I told ya mhmm
And when did I tell you, a long time ago
And what did I say will happen when I told you?
Exactly what just happened
Alright Legend27 calm down, dude I'm not gonna calm down alright?
I'm not gonna calm down alright
Don't tell me to calm down
Don't tell-
Don't tell an anime girl to calm down okay?
Mess 'em up
Freelo, let's go dude
You're good, you're chilling
Haha look at all that damage we just put out dude
I like that
I mean uh- haha
Hey friend I think you used the wrong punctuation there
LET'S GO CY@ ND5 IN THE CHAT OH
Oh see, another cy-
Get all the cy@'s this is gonna be-
This is gonna be the most cy@'s in one game
Oh- oh oh oh back massager
I like that
K, we're chillin' we're chilling
Wuju style
Koggle (?) You better watch yourself
KOGGLE YOU BETTER WATCH YOURSELF
Autoattack
Q E 7 42
Oh CY@
Yea okay okay
Kill secured
Nehahaha I saved his ulti cooldown
I saved his ulti cooldown-
Wait no I didn't
Oh RIP I didn't, I didn't team
Yo honestly hold up
Hold up
Hold u-u-u-up pauseee
Pause on the-
On the
On the speech
Pause on the speech, hold up
Wait a minute
Let me put, some kappa in it
WHOO LET'S GO YOUR ALL MONKEYS HERE
Yo can you uh- not
Oh
Harghh
Should I give him anotherc cy@, another one?
Hold on
NUNUD5- oh ah yebuhdwah I'm dying
It's fine
Get outta here, hello?
Question mark?
Okay I'm being really toxic
I don't even care though- I don't even care!
Call me ND5 again
Call me ND5 again!
Hwah hwagh- okay we need to run dude
We need to run my friend
Yo get out of here
You chillin'? You're chillin'
OH
He left you exposed
(Help me)
He left your booty exposed
Come 'ere
Dude you're so bad at this game get out of my jungle
Help help help help
Lu-Lucian get in there!
Lucian!
Man up
(Somehow I'll make a man-)
(Nope)
Dude I-I'm actually toxic
No for real I'm toxic dude I need to stop
Stop me, I'm not even kidding dude I'm actually toxic
I need uh- I need uh help
I need help
I need help dude
I need you guys to help me
Yo honestly, watch me whip
Watch me whip, here we go
Here we go
HERE WE GO HEREWEGOHEREWEGO
ONE SHOT COMBO
Wombocombo
If that ain't Falco
Did you guys-
Did you guys just watch that 1000 AP oneshot right there dude
Alright yo everyone in the chat who's uh-
From New Zealand um
Can I-
Can I come to your country?
Will you let me?
Like
C-Can I-
Can I live with you guys?
Can I move in?
I promise I won't make much noise dude
Like I might like you know-
Oo oo ah ah like every once in a while
But like for real dude
Like can I move in?
No?!
What the heck?!
WOWWWW
Hold on I want to show the chat- hold on
Hold on
For people not looking at Twitch chat
Let me show you something real quick
I just asked politely if I can come to their country right?
L-look ;-;
No no no no no no no nonononononononono
Not a single ye-
Arometiz dude
My-
My dude
My man
My woman
My man
I don't know what you-
What gender you are
Dude I don't even care what gender you are
You're moderator now
Yo where's this Ryze, honestly he's boosted
Like legit boosted you know what I mean?
Where you at where you at? Where you at
Get out of my jungle flonkslonk
Hold on let me give him a lil' cy@ in the all chat
Give him a little cursive i-italics cy@ right there
Girl you better watch yourself
You better wa-
You better watch yourself Fiora!
Ahh I was kidding I was kidding
It's a prank bro
(Oh my dude you just got pranked)
(Bet you didn't see that one coming huh)
Yo mess 'em up mess 'em up
Hwah
Hwagh
Yo I'm coming back I'm coming back
I'm waiting for the thing to drop
Ohho she just got
The briefcase to the face
It sound like I uh- I choked on my own words or something
Y'know
Wait what are you doin'? Choking?
What is it? Gyazo better not be a hack, fishing link
OH MY GOSH
Wait is this legit a part of it?
Okay I'll have to-
I have to show you guys don't I?
I'll show you
Wait what is this?
What is that?
What is that stuff dude?
No for real
Yo I'm actually about to pop off dude
I'm literally gonna dive
I'm gonna dive so hard
Oh kreygasm
Here we go, ready?
T minus 7
6
5
4
3
On the drop
HERE WE GO
OHH
BADA BING BADA BOOM
That was a Zhonya, oneshot holy fishmoley
Help me help me
Need assistance
Need assis-ti-ance
Okay I'm running
I'm runnin'
I'm flashing
Dude wait do I not have flash up?
Do I not have flash up guys?
Am I a monkey brain?
Yo honestly, I'm bout to pop off-
Wait is that my ulti?
HOL- OH HE BROUGHT IN NUNU
HE BROUGHT IN NUNU
COME HERE
Freelo
Let's go dude
Another one
And another one
Hold on
Nooo- wait
Triple triple triple
No! My triple, you guys honestly
I should just let you guys die
It's okay though, worth
What am I going next dude?
Guardian Angel, the guardian of angels?
I'm going Guardian Angel, I'm going to be an angel
I have to
I have to Guardian Angel
Look how cool this looks
(You fly that thing like you had it your whole life)
(Ehehehahahaha ehaha see ya)
HAHA get pranked
Do you think you're getting away that easily?
Not today
Oh oh ahewadabadabada
Dude she's honestly so op
Alright we'll save our ulti
Dude honestly Wukong is busted
Who agrees with me? Who agrees that Wukong is busted dude
That's it dude
That's it
WHAT?
Boom
Dang it heh
Did I forget to what?
Did I remember to feed all my Neopets today?
Dude I fed all my Neopets
I always feed my Neopets
Help me team!
OH SHE ULTIED THE WRONG ONE
AHHA
OH we're op
We're op that's confirmed it
Oh is this the penta?
(Gasp) The penta
Come here
It's fine it's fine I got GA dude
It's fine. It's still the penta
Well it's not
Dang it dude
Dang it man
Whatever it's okay, it's fine
You know what? We got a triple
I'm happy with the triple, you know what
Beggars can't be choosers
I'm gonna go something-
I'm gonna do something a little crazy today dude
I'm gonna do something a little nuts alright?
And that is
Edge of night
I have so much lethality now dude
Oh my- I'm at 500 AD and so much lethality
Oh man it's-it's about to get nasty dude
It's about to get dirty
OHHHH
HOLY DAMAGE DUDE
(Exhales)
(Laughs)
Wait last hit
Yes hahaha
Kill secured
Dude this does so much damage
How much lethality- I have 45 lethality dude
And 45% armour shred
Holy- and that's without cleaver and my Q
With my cleaver and my Q it's 100%
Goodness
Dude I can't kill her can I?
Not yet- ohhh
Okay now we can, now we can
1, 3, 2
Let's go cy@
Dude Fiora's busted huh?
Oh my gosh, that is damge
Holy- oh
Help me team!
Oh I'm so bad, if I saved my W
Ah, that's okay whatever
The back door?
The back door Xpeke Mundo? Can he pull it off?
Wait they're dying
Wait they're dy-
Come on Xpeke hahaha
Okay, alright he did it
And the Mundo Xpeke in the end
Was able to pull off the backdoor
Nobody even saw that one coming dude
(Improve your skills! Then find me again.)