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( singing ): Mythical tag team back again.
Check it to wreck it, let's begin.
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- Yeah. - And speaking of beginnings,
at the beginning of every single day,
millions of people across the world are united in doing the exact same thing.
Drinking coffee.
And we're gonna get our day started
with a game and some coffee.
Let's each take one off of the seesaw here.
- Is it gonna stay balanced? - Going right now--
Actually not coffee.
Espresso, which ounce for ounce has a lot more caffeine.
I'm gonna hold--
That's a little unbalanced-- There we go.
- A little unbalanced but whatever. - That's great.
- One more. Yep. - Double dink.
All right, we're gonna go back and forth quizzing each other
about strange and interesting coffee facts.
If you get the answer wrong, you gotta take a shot of the espresso.
You start by asking me the question first.
If the most expensive coffee in the world cost
$1,062.50 a pound,
and it comes from the feces of particular animal,
this high dollar crappuccino passes through...
You know she was making some cash on the side?
Yeah, I see her out there sometimes in the yard
and she goes around the corner I don't know what she's doing.
- Pooping out coffee for big bucks. - Now I know.
Okay, well I thought this was gonna be the you know the civet.
You know those civet cats but that--
- We've had-- - Civet? Civet?
Whatever it is. We've had that on the show before.
And apparently that's not the most expensive coffee,
'cause that's not one of the options.
- It did taste good. - I have heard--
I have heard of elephants-- elephant poop coffee.
I've definitely heard of this and I haven't heard of the rest of 'em.
So I'm gonna go with B.
Okay. You are right.
It is B.
These luxury coffee beans are handpicked from elephant dung.
Apparently the gastric process of the pachyderm improves the taste of the coffee.
- Of course it does. - But for a much smaller fee,
a hippo will fart in your frappuccino.
- Oh. - I gotta take one of these.
How do you arrange that?
I'll arrange it.
( howling )
At Yunnessun Spa Resort in Hakone, Japan--
I probably said that wrong.
You can pay to take relaxing baths in a variety of liquids,
including coffee, green tea, wine and sake.
- Sake. - Yeah.
But they also offer another type of unconventional bath.
Which of these baths do they actually offer?
- Hmm. - You know about that liquid.
Ramen bath sounds very intriguing.
Boba tea sounds the most obvious.
Live eel sounds cray cray.
You know what? I'm going with live eel bath.
I think it's just crazy enough to be correct.
It's crazy enough to be wrong,
because it's ramen bath.
Yeah, you were right. Your instincts were right.
- Have another shot, Link. - Oh, man.
- I wanna do that! - Yeah, when you're in the ramen bath,
just make sure you don't get your noodle confused with the noodles.
( howls ) Man.
As if I'm not a shaky enough person.
- You're losing, Link. - Or am I? I'm getting jacked.
Okay.
A recent study ranked all of the countries in the world
by order of most coffee consumed per person to least.
They ranked every country on Earth?
That seems like a ridiculous process.
Pretentious.
With an average of 3.3 cups of joe a day,
which country drinks the most coffee per person?
- It's gonna happen. - Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- No, it's not. - Wow.
Okay.
3.3 cups of joe a day, who is it?
In Europe they drink quite a bit of coffee, but it's less cups
because they drink it like this.
Right, so I don't think it's gonna be Finland.
Brazil, I'm not familiar with the Brazilian coffee customs.
I should read up on that.
I think this is the U.S.
I think we take this because we're crazy.
We're the number one coffee drinkers on the planet?
Our beverages-- we're just out of control with our beverages.
I think we take the cake on this one.
We also are the leading consumers of cake.
C, U.S.
- The answer is B, Finland. - Woah! Really?
- What? - Drinks the most coffee.
Norway is number two, Iceland is number three.
Oh, all the cold places, I should've--
Yep. Yep. Yep. Yep.
Not surprisingly, Finland also has the most effective
network of socialized plumbing care.
- It'll get ya going. - I'm gonna drink this with no expression.
No espression.
Yeah.
It didn't count, that was a chill.
You're like Shaq when he ate that hot chip.
The only thing on the planet more entertaining
than GMM is that NBA on TNT.
That is a pretentious statement.
- Ask me a question. - Okay.
Sultan Murad IV,
a ruler of the Ottoman Empire in the 17th century,
loved coffee, but was not okay with his citizens drinking it.
In fact, if you were caught drinking coffee under his rule,
what was your punishment?
Oh, that's horrible.
Yeah, that's-- that is the worst option.
That's a certain strain of human being.
- Human bean, is that a joke? - Is that a pun?
- I hope. - 'Cause this is a coffee game.
I hope I've said something funny.
I don't know, I'm guessing the whole way though.
Uh, man, this guy--
he's really being stingy with his coffee.
- Beheading somebody? No way. - Yeah.
I think you just whoop 'em with a birch tree.
- Birching. - Birching.
The answer is beheading.
He would freaking kill people.
- Damn. - That drank coffee.
Don't even talk to me until I've had my beheading!
( growling ) Gosh!
I can feel-- I can feel the lightening
coming from my loins up to my fingertips and..
- Ask me a question, Link! - Oh.
The Starbucks Venti iced Mocha Frappuccino with whip
has the exact same amount of calories in it
as which McDonald's menu item?
- Oh, gosh. - I always eat those together.
- Oh, gosh. - Lots of calories here.
Okay, so I'm guessing that a Venti Mocha Frappuccino
has about I'd say 1,100 calories in it,
and I think that that would be a triple cheeseburger.
It's A or C, but I'm gonna go with A.
Well you're wrong and you're right.
It's C, it's the nuggets and the Egg McMuffin.
No, it is A.
( howls ) But it's only 520 calories!
Oh, really?
- 520 calories. - Hmm.
And finally, you've already lost,
but let's see if we can get you to get even more hype!
You win a mug.
In 2010, a Volkswagon Scirocco
powered only by coffee traveled 209 miles--
The thing goes cirocco.
one mile for every 56 espressos
and it went as fast as 60 miles per hour.
Was this coffee powered car known as the...
( blowing raspberries )
( sighs )
Caution contents may be hot rod!
Oh, God.
- I love how you-- - I'm gonna crush the glass!
( shrieking ) No, I'm not.
You picked D 'cause you knew that was wrong.
Link, it's the car-puccino.
And I've gotta spend the rest of the day with you now.
And where is his mug?
Oh gosh, really?
- This one's yours. - I win one, too?
"Also a GMM Host" is what you got.
"World's Best GMM Host," and here I am.
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