Hey guys, this is weird.
We're not really going to be, we're not gonna be in this video. No, we're not gonna be in it at all.
This is just with Britt.
It's all about me.
Interview's with this girl, so we're going to go behind the camera now. Good luck Britt. [Laughter]
Hi guys, my name's Britt. You might recognize me from the
Epic NPC Man videos, and welcome to my Q&A.
[Interviewer:] Tell us about your channel.
My channel is predominantly vlogs and tags and kind of just a mixture of videos --
Hi guys, what's up? Welcome to my channel. My name's Britt. I think. Probably.
-- with a little bit of gaming hopefully starting up this year.
Probably mostly like the Sims or something first...
...and then maybe like some Witcher or League of Legends or something like that.
So, yeah. It's pretty cool. I would say. I'm just selling it -- it's not that cool. Like, it's not.
[Laughter] It's not that cool.
Don't watch anything. [Inaudible background voice] [Laughter] Don't watch it.
[Interviewer:] How did you meet up with these clowns? [Chuckle] What do you do when you aren't filming?
Uh, I think the first one, I met was, of the clowns, was Adam at TBNZ -- was it the TBNZ building? It was wasn't it. Yeah.
And we met up on the cafe, and we had a little chat about skits.
Originally I think I was going to come on board for a Zelda skit which you guys never ended up doing.
[Interviewer:] It's going to happen.
Okay, well, it's apparently happening. But yeah, and then I just meet you guys on set, didn't I?
Think it was... [Inaudible]
[Interviewer:] Yeah. [Inaudible back-and-forth in agreement.]
And what do I do when I'm not filming.
Probably just to cry about uni and the amount of assignments that I have to do.
And then just like play games and make videos for myself.
[Interviewer:] So what are you studying?
I study English at the moment, so it's like literature and --
[Interviewer:] We can understand you.
I know a lot of words. Yeah, good.
[Interviewer:] Would you ever like to be in in the Bored series?
Yes, I was supposed to be in one episode, but I got back a bit too late in the afternoon, so...
I would love to be. I think there is an episode that you guys are planning.
[Interviewer:] Yeah, maybe if you had just sorted out your priorities it would have been fine.
[Laughter] Yeah, yeah, I know. Yeah, I just...
[Interviewer:] It's gonna happen!
[Interviewer:] If you had to become a one video game character --
[Britt, interjecting:] Oh God.
[Interviewer:] -- who would you be and why?
I think, I think the game is called, is it Life Is Strange, and it's like a decision based game?
[Sound effects from Life Is Strange clip]
I think I would be her because she can go back and forward in time, and that is just really cool.
[Interviewer:] I just started playing that. I played the first two.
Yeah. I really like that. I really like that game.
You have to buy it in episodes, though, and I think it's like seven dollars an episode, and I kind of got a bit over having to pay for it.
So.. [Interviewer:] Yeah. [Britt:] But, definitely her I would say.
[Interviewer:] If you were on a boat and it's sinking and you can only save one person from Rowan, Adam and Alan, who would it be?
[Crickets chirping in background] If I could save one of you.
Well, I would maybe just have to test this. Should we all just get on a boat and sink it on purpose?
[Interviewer:] That is the most awkward question, maybe don't answer this one actually.
[Interviewer:] Did you want to get into acting or did you fall into it...
...and do you do any of the other cool stuff like editing and etcetra.
I don't help you guys anything else.
Sometimes I don't even help you carry stuff to the car afterwards. I'm just not that nice to be honest or talented.
So... no. But, umm...
I didn't really fall into, I've done acting since I was in high school, just like school plays and that kind of thing.
I think I watched the movie, if I remember correctly, Cheaper by the Dozen and then wanted to be an actor.
[Cover of The Beatles - Help! plays in background] [Movie clip narrator:] This Christmas.
[Clip:] Twelve kids?
[Kids make lots of noise]
That's nuts.
[Loud bang]
[Short silence] [Interviewer:] That was the movie that made you want to act?
Yeah, that was -- I know right? It could have been anything, but it was Cheaper By the Dozen.
[Interviewer:] What acting have you done in the past up until this point?
Umm, I've been on Shortland Street. Love Shortland Street.
[Interviewer:] What is Shortland Street?
[Interviewer, loudly:] Please tell me that is not your penis!
[Shortland Street clip] Please tell me that is not your penis.
[Interviewer:] Please tell me that is not your penis.
[Inaudible] Have you seen the remix of that?
[Shortland Street audio clip:] Please tell me that is not your penis.
[Upbeat remix song]
[Song:] Penis
[Song:] Not your penis
[Song:] Penis
[Song:] Not your penis
[Song:] Penis
[Song:] Not your pen--
Oh my God I died.
Yeah, so I did Shortland Street for like four months and my dad on that show killed a lot of people so, so it was a bit awkward.
[Interviewer:] Oh. [Britt:] Yeah [Interviewer:] Did he kill you, too?
No, he didn't kill me. No, I survived, yeah.
[Interviewer:] This is actually quite a deep one, it's:
[Interviewer:] What is one thing you are passionate about above all else? What is the motivation that drives your life?
Oh, sh-
[Interviewer:] Ha, good luck.
The motivation that drives my life?
Fear of failure or dying too early probably. Fear of failure or dying too early I would say, yeah.
I just get really scared of death and that kind of drives me to do a lot of stuff.
[Interviewer:] That's deep. [Britt:] Yeah, it's pretty sad.
[Interviewer:] That segues really well into this question. [Britt chuckles]
[Interviewer:] If you could drop kick any animal in the face, what would it be and why?
Oh my God!
[Interviewer 1:] Who's that from? [Interviewer 2:] It's from Ashley [inaudible].
If I could drop kick any animal...a shark probably. [Chuckles]
[Interviewer:] In real life, what would be your role: fighter, mage, thief, or healer?
Uhhh.
I want to say healer, but I would definitely be a thief. Just because I'm really lazy.
[Chuckle]
And I would just want to steal things from people, so I didn't have to work myself.
[Interviewer:] Do you watch Game of Thrones and if so, who's your favorite character?
I do. Probably...
Jon Snow because Kit Harington.
[Dreamy music plays]
I want to date him, so if he's watching this, can you, just..
[Interviewer:] He definitely watches all of our [inaudible]. [Britt:] Yeah, he does, right?
[Interviewer:] I'm pretty sure Kit Harington's one of our fans isn't he?
[Interviewer:] Which do you consider more of your passion: modelling or acting?
Acting, hands-down. Modelling's fun, but it just depends, umm, who you work with a lot of the time.
Because, some of them, it's just more creative types I think in the acting community.
[Interviewer:] Do you game on a Mac?
[Heavy breathing off-screen]
[Heavy breathing on-screen]
[Laughter off-screen] [Interviewer:] Calm down. Get back here. [Interviewer:] Oh God.
No, no I don't. I'm good. We're good. [Chuckles]
[Interviewer:] Do you cosplay at conventions?
Not really. I mean, like, I went as Alice in Wond-, like Alice from Alice in Wonderland, to Armageddon last year,
and then before that I went as Charmander in a onesie.
But, like cosplayers that put a lot of effort in, probably not, but I want to.
I'm just not very good at sewing.
[Interviewer:] Do you consider yourself a gamer, and what's your [inaudible]?
Yeah, I'd say so. I'm not like the best gamer.
But you know, you don't have to be good at something to be able to, to be passionate about it I guess?
Um, and what do I play? I play, at the moment, uhh,
a lot of Skyrim, so I just started playing that
I just built half of my house, but it's just that gathering supplies just takes a lot of time, so...
...and then I used to play a lot of World of Warcraft, but I don't really anymore.
But I need to get back into it because it's really good.
[Interviewer:] Yesss. [Britt, chuckling:] I know, yeaah.
Oh, League of Legends, I play the most.
What is that, the ding? I just don't get; what does that mean?
[Interviewer 1:] I don't either. I don't get it. [Interviewer 2:] Hang on, it's my phone.
[Interviewer 1:] It's that little bird thing.
[Britt:] I just don't understand. [Interviewer:] What's wrong with you people? [Laughs]
[Britt:] It's literally everywhere. It's been on Facebook for like the last two weeks, and I just don't get it. interpretation
[Interviewer:] My interpretation. [Inaudible] Can I just? [Inaudible] Am I here behind you, like --
[Interviewer:] I'm gonna zoom out. Yeah, go ahead.
I just imagine it like a bird going, "yeah! I love it, I love it. I just love this country."
[Britt:] That's exactly what it is. [Interviewer laughing]
[Interviewer walking off camera:] That's what I've always imagined, like a bird just going, "yeah!"
[Britt laughs]
Apparently there's some dark meaning; you see the article? It's like, there's some bad dark meaning myster -- yeah, I dunno.
[Interviewer:] Are you being held captive? Blink twice for yes.
[Chuckles] [Whispering] Help.
[Interviewer:] We'll just edit that out. [Britt laughs]
[Interviewer:] I've got a reeally, this is a, this is a dangerous question. [Britt:] Okay.
Is it "gif" or "jif"?
[Interviewer whistles in anticipation]
It's "gif".
It's "gif". It's a 'g'?
[Interviewer:] Correct.
It's a "geh". It's not "jeh". "Jeh" is a 'j'.
[Interviewer:] I just feel like you're being really aggressive right now.
[Interviewer:] Is Britt short for anything?
So my, my real name is Britt-ah-ni, but it's spelled exactly like Britney.
So you can understand through high school that just didn't really work for me. [Chuckles]
[Interviewer, softly:] So annoying. [Britt:] It's so annoying!
So just Britt is just what everybody calls me, like literally everyone. Yeah.
[Interviewer:] Since it's spelt the same, did you ever consider just literally just, not even changing the spelling, just calling yourself Britney.
No, I just don't, like, as much as that name suits, I just don't think that name suits me.
I'm just not, I'm not into it. I don't know why.
[Interviewer:] Okay. I'm not sure if this is a question or not:
Uh. You're a girl?
I am a girl.
[Interviewer:] What is your favorite color?
[Inteviewer:] Is that your [inaudible]? I'm asking you a question.
Was that the good, was that the good one or is the [inaudible].
[Interviewer:] What's your favorite color? [Britt:] It's blue, actually.
[Interviewer:] What's your favorite animal? [Britt:] A horse.
[Britt laughs] [Interviewer:] Why?
Is this supposed to be a segue? Because I -- it's a really good segue -- I, I know how to ride horses.
[Interviewer:] Well, well, well! [Britt:] It's a skill that I have, and it's a good skill.
[Interviewer, in an epic accent:] Why don't you try it on now?
[Britt laughs]
It's a really cool [inaudible]. [Interviewer, in normal accent:] Why don't you try it on now?
I don't know. I just feel like it's a bit, it was a bit quick, you know? There was no like lead up to it.
[Interviewer:] Little bit inappropriate.
Yeah, little bit too forward or something.
[Interviewer:] Where were you born, and where'd you grow up?
I was born in Takapuna, New Zealand, and I grew up in
here well past the Bombay Hills in a little town called Maramarua,
and then I moved to Switzerland, so I've lived kind of here and then overseas.
[Interviewer, surprised:] What? How long did you live in Switzerland for?
[Britt:] Three years. [Interviewer:] Can you speak any Swiss?
I can take a little Swiss German, but it's not very, I'm not very fluent anymore, so.
[Interviewer:] Can you say... like, a little bit about yourself in...?
Uh, not really, I can be like [speaks Swiss German].
[Swiss German -- sounds like "my name is"] Britt.
[Speaks more Swiss German]. Which means my name is Britt, and I'm 22 years old.
[Interviewer:] What are your, what are your goals this year?
This year? Um, I want to be more proactive
I think in every aspect of my life. Literally every aspect. I just feel like um.
And putting a lot of effort into my YouTube channel would be really good.
[Interviewer:] Is your YouTube channel kind of the, the dream? The dream job?
Yeah, definitely.
I think it is for anyone that starts YouTube.
It's kind of like ideally what you want to be doing all the time every day because it's just so, like much fun, I think.
Would you rather be able to fly or teleport?
Teleport. Hundred percent.
[Interviewer:] Why?
Because flying is just logistically the stupidest thing I've ever heard in my life.
It's so cold up there. You don't think about it --
[Interviewer:] You're being aggressive again. [Britt:] I'm sorry.
It's just I get passionate about superhero questions.
Would you rather never have to work out again in your life, you can eat anything you would like, or be forced to jump off a really tall building.
[Crickets chirp]
Wait, what? [Laughs]
[Interviewer:] Alan, we've talked about this!
[Interviewer:] Million dollars, or... million Facebook fans?
Million dollars. [Laughs]
[Interviewer laughs]
[Interviewer laughs maniacally]
[Interviewer:] Million dollars or, or --
Cuz then I would put that money into creating really good content and get the fans organically, so.
[Inaudible banter]
[Interviewer:] Well, but if you had a million Facebook fans you could like, you know, actually you could probably wouldn't make that much would you?
[Another interviewer:] Probably not.
[First interviewer:] Ok, a million, million dollars or ten million Facebook fans?
Aww. Ten million.
Cuz you'd just do sponsored deals and stuff and you'd just get, you know.
[Interviewer:] Would you rather never have to do dishes again or never have to do washing again?
[Interviewer:] Like, like your own clothes.
Never have to do dishes again.
I just don't like like food like gross food on plates like really creeps me out. I don't know why.
[Interviewer:] I'm completely opposite cuz dishes you do it, and it's done.
[Britt:] Yeah. [Interviewer:] Washing you put it in the machine, and then you got to
take it out of the machine, hang it up wait for it to dry, then take it off.
[Interviewer:] It takes like two days to do the chore.
I don't know, I just think maybe there's something like
something about washing, you know, I'm a girl. It's just like, it's pretty homely.
Whereas, food, I'm just like, I'd rather --
[Interviewer:] That's sexist, excuse me.
Well, I'm being sexist to my own sex, so, like, really, I'm allowed to do it. Can I do that?
[Interviewer:] I guess so.
I guess I can.
[Interviewer:] What's your favorite takeout?
Uh, okay? Do you want to know this? You go to McDonald's. You get the Mc-, Mc-,
ummm,
bacon and egg McMuffin, take the bacon out, and add hollandaise sauce to it.
If you're a vegetarian, it's just the best thing ever.
[Interviewer:] Sell your YouTube channel in one sentence. How would you sell it?
I'm socially awkward, but we have a lot of fun.
Maybe come watch it. Was it good?
[Interviewer:] It's really good. [Britt:] Was that good?
[Interviewer:] Even the slightly awkwardness of that was good.
Was that awkward?
I feel like, I didn't even feel that that was awkward, but now now I feel even so, so much more awkward about it. Thanks Rowan.
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