I just couldn't do it.
Well...
If you need some more time,
I guess I can wait.
No, I don't need more time, robbie.
I don't ever want to marry you.
[exhales]
Jeez, you know, that information
Might have been a little more useful to me yesterday.
[sighs]
I've been talking to my friends
The last couple of days...
Oh, here it comes.
And I think I figured out what's been bothering me.
I'm not in love with robbie now.
I'm in love with robbie 6 years ago--
Robbie, the lead singer of final warning--
When I used to come and watch you from the front row
In your spandex pants,
Your silk shirt unbuttoned...
Licking the microphone like david lee roth.
I still got the spandex.
I'll put them on right now.
The point is, I woke up this morning,
And I realized I'm about to marry a wedding singer.
I am never going to leave ridgefield.
Why do you need to leave ridgefield?
We grew up here.
All our friends are here.
It's the perfect place to raise a family.
Oh, yeah.
Living in your sister's basement with 5 kids
While you're off every weekend doing wedding gigs
At a whopping 60 bucks a pop?
Once again,
Things that could have been brought to my attention...
Yesterday!
The fact is, we grew apart a long time ago.
Mm-mmm.