- It makes rainbows in my mouth!
- Hey, we're champs for that!
Are you seeing this? We're champions!
- Oh, I mean, he just went right in.
- To eat? (gasps) (Darius laughs)
- ♪ The Simpsons ♪
- ♪ Do do do, do-do ♪ - ♪ Do do, do-do-do-do-do ♪
- ♪ Duh nuh-nuh-nuh-nuh ♪ ♪ Duh-nuh-nuh-nuh ♪
- (PvF) You get to eat everything!
- We get to eat everything? - What!?
(Dani claps)
- I need enough room for all of this.
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
I don't like that look on Nicole's face.
- I'm excited, uh oh, wait.
- (PvF) It's a Try To Keep Eating. (Ed laughs)
The Simpsons.
- So this is like just eating punishments
for a Get Out Of Punishment Free Card.
You know, we can do that.
- (PvF) Be warned, there is also a punishment at the end
if you do not eat all of the dishes.
- Ugh.
- Okay, you guys put something in this.
- I need a fork and a knife.
- (PvF) Nope, you gotta eat this one like an apple.
- Ugh.
- I have to take three bites?
- Of a tomato, I mean, I love tomatoes.
- I'm not gonna do three bites of this.
- (Homer) Look at my babies!
- Oh, when he genetically modified all the plants.
- That's so gross.
- (Bart) Tastes like cigarette butts.
- Ugh.
- (Lisa) Maybe the tomato seeds crossbred with the tobacco seeds.
(Darius laughs) - There's tobacco in this?
(Sharon laughs) - Oh gosh, ew!
- (PvF) Picked straight from Homer's garden,
we've got an addictingly repulsive tomacco.
- This should be like a crime against humanity.
- This is a crime against humanity. - Yeah.
- I've never had tobacco before.
- It's gonna taste like [censored].
- (PvF) Oh no, I'm contributing to the delinquency of minors.
- Ah! (group laughs)
- (PvF) You cannot ingest chewing tobacco,
so to do this, you will have to take three bites,
keep it in your mouth, and then spit it all out.
- I really don't know if I can do this.
- (PvF) You don't have to, you can just do the punishment.
- I'm trying not to get this all over myself,
now that you said it squirts everywhere.
- (PvF) It does squirt.
- Are you ready? - Bonk.
(both laugh)
- Okay, I'm getting this over with.
- (laughs) Oh God.
- Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck. (bell rings)
- Ah, Ed.
Oh, I mean he just went right in, oh, he's just!
- Mmm!
- It instantly makes you wanna puke.
(Ed gags) - Oh, see.
Look, it's grossing you out.
- One more bite, you ready? - Yeah.
(bell rings)
- It's all over my hands, it smells,
and I hate every second of it.
- Oh my God, I already wanna throw up again.
- I feel like I have two choices.
I either eat this, or I literally quit.
- Honestly, not as bad as I expected.
- It was worse than what I expected.
- This is the worst one yet.
Hands down, this is the first thing you gave us.
- I can't do it. - So if you can get past this.
- (PvF) Well, the other rounds are not easy, oop.
- Ooh, it's, oh, there you go! Come on, Sharon, you got it!
(Sharon gags)
- Got the tomacco.
- Look at all, oh my God, it's disgusting! (laughs)
- You are evil! Evil!
Don't look, uh-uh, no. - She's like who me?
- Nope, mm-mm. - Angel halo above her head.
- Oh, and Ash, Chef Ash, [censored] you too!
(both laugh)
- Please. - Corn nog? (laughs)
- Please!
- (PvF) There you go. - Why, what?
- Is it Christmas?
- Corn nog, this doesn't sound like it could be that bad.
- I feel like, I'm agreeing with you.
- I feel like I'm being punished. What did I do wrong? (laughs)
- Corn nog?
I've never even had egg nog!
- (sniffs) Oh.
- Oh yum! - It doesn't look that bad.
- (laughs) Why do I remember this episode?
This is a staple.
- Hurricane Chow. - Hurricane Chow!
(both laugh)
- (Marge) There's so little left. Creamed eels?
- I would've rather had the creamed eels.
- Oh corn nog. - Some corn nog.
- This corn nog has been sitting on the shelf
at the Kwik-E-Mart for quite some time.
I wonder if it's safe to drink?
- I think it'll be good.
(bell rings)
- That's not bad.
(PvF laughs)
(bell rings)
- This, I think it's just blended creamed corn.
- Yeah, it's not bad at all.
(Jair whimpers)
(PvF laughs)
- That was fine.
- I feel like I was just drinking corn soup.
- What is that?
- (PvF) See, aren't you glad we didn't give you the creamed eels?
- I mean, I might've liked the creamed eels, to be honest.
- I'm actually starting to like it.
(bell rings)
- Three, ugh!
- You know what, that's actually... - It actually isn't bad.
'Cause it's kinda sweet, right? - Mm-hmm!
- I haven't had egg nog yet,
so if I don't like egg nog, at least I have corn nog, you know?
- True!
- (PvF) Jair's still drinking! - It's like...
- You got a [censored] corn nog mustache, Jair.
- It tastes like whipped corn.
- (gasps) It's colorful!
- Alright, so we have a very colorful...
- Look at that. - Sandwich.
- Now, this is some Ralph Wiggum [censored] right here.
- (Chief) Sorry Ralphie, the bake off rejected your recipe.
- Aw!
- Oh!
- I wanna be in the bake off!
- (Chief) Grilled crayon sandwich. - Aw, grilled crayons?
- What?
- Oh, hell no.
- Yeah. - (both) Nom nom nom.
(Sharon laughs)
- (Ralph) Can you taste the thumbtacks?
(Darius laughs)
- Oh!
- (PvF) Mmm, Ralphie's made this grilled crayon sandwich just for you,
and be careful with those thumbtacks.
- There's thumbtacks in here, and crayons?
- Crayons are just wax, you can eat 'em!
- What, I can eat this?
- I'm not gonna make it, ew.
- Gosh, look at this!
- (Ed) Look at all this colors.
- Mmm. - (PvF) Yes, Darius?
- I hate it, a lot.
- Look, I have a whole crayon right here.
- This is awful! What is, ugh!
- Bonk.
- Mm-mm.
- I mean, it doesn't smell awful. (bell rings)
- It's just taking a while to chew. (laughs)
- So good, so so good.
- (Julian) God, the flavor.
- (PvF) I saw that!
- You think you're sneaky, Jair?
- No, I can't! (laughs)
- (PvF) That did not count, you still gotta do three bites.
- What the [censored]!
- This giant yellow crayon hanging out.
- Wait is my tongue blue?
- (PvF) Yep. - Ah!
- What is your problem, man?
I mean, you have serious problems. (Ed laughs)
You had to eat three bites,
you didn't have to eat three sandwiches.
- I'm taking tiny bites. - (PvF) That's not!
- Come on! - (PvF) It's three large bites.
- [Censored].
- (PvF) You could tap out.
- Ugh.
- Mmm, colors! (Darius laughs)
- It makes rainbows in my mouth!
(bell rings) (both laugh)
- You know what, I would, Ralphie's cute,
so I'd eat it for him. - Ralphie's a G.
- He put thumbtacks in it, he knew what he was doing.
- Yeah, maybe you're right.
- He wanted to end the world with this recipe.
- Ah, Ralphie.
- What the crap is this?
- (PvF) Shake it, too. - What?
Ugh!
- Fungus Yums? - Dr. Hippie's Fungus Yums.
- Yo, those smell awful. (PvF laughs)
- Woah. (laughs) Woah.
- Wow, that is disgusting! (laughs)
- (Bart) If I could save Lou, I'd never eat meat again.
(Darius laughs)
- Oh no.
(Julian laughs) - She's cold for this.
- Dr. Hippie's Fungus Yums, man.
- (Bart) I can't be a vegetarian. I love the taste of death.
- Me too!
- Me too, the taste of death is very good! (laughs)
- (PvF) Dr. Hippie's Fungus Yums are the ultimate protein supplement,
but they're a pill not easily swallowed.
- Let's do this.
Mm, I'm just killing 'em.
- Let's just sever it in half, so we don't die.
Here we go.
(Julian gags)
- Mm.
- (PvF) Oh.
- Yeah, you just got that on camera. (laughs)
- Okay, so we got three.
- Eh, they're alright.
(bell rings)
- I'm chewing it right now. I'm struggling here.
- I swallowed it whole!
- Ugh, I was so close! Oh my God!
I like fought my demons right now, I'm not gonna lie.
- (PvF) (laughs) What's happening?
- They're not great, but... - I like mushrooms, so...
- It's okay, buddy. Swallow it as fast as you can!
- Why is the Simpsons episode
the nastiest food challenge I've ever done?
- It's okay, just work your way through it.
Swallow, swallow, swallow, swallow. - It's gone, I did it!
- It's gone, woo!
- Hey, we're champs for that.
Are you seeing this? We're champions, dude!
We're champions. - I am not losing.
- Oh my God, if this prize is not worth it,
you guys, Nicole's gonna go missing.
(group laughs)
- You are here, you are safe, you are loved.
- Oh, I'm sorry, Sharon.
- [Censored]. (Ed laughs)
- Oh my God, it's looking at you!
Hi!
- (PvF) How do you feel about these?
- (mockingly) How do you feel about these?
- It's the last one, it's the last one.
- (PvF) Darius, you love all of the fish
and weird [censored] that we give you!
- If I end up liking this one, maybe I do have a problem.
This will be proof!
- (Ralph) Bye witches! Thanks for not eating me!
(both laugh)
- You hags are alright!
- (Patty) I got a caramel cod. - Mmm.
- I got a caramel cod!
- If she likes it, it must be good.
- She was so happy about it. What the hell?
- (PvF) Trick or treat?
Of course, the Wiggums would be handing out caramel cod on a stick.
- It's so good. - And a caramel cod, okay, I'm...
- When you've smoked as many cigarettes as I have,
you really need some crazy flavors
to revive the taste buds, so this caramel cod...
Uh oh.
- Does it make you wanna puke?
That's my biggest threat now,
I don't know if I can do another battle like that again.
- Alright.
(bell rings)
- Oh!
- Oh my God. They're eating her!
(both laugh)
(PvF laughs)
- Why!? (laughs)
- (PvF) Yes?
- Mm, I'm so weird. (laughs) It's actually good.
- Oh, oh God, stop. (laughs)
- This is delicious! (bell rings)
What the hell? I have a problem! (laughs)
- I actually enjoyed that.
(bell rings) (Sharon whimpers)
- Yeah, see, she's dying!
- It's not the worst thing I've ever had, to be quite honest.
- Pretty [censored] close.
- No one's ever gonna date me after this episode.
- Ah!
- No! (Ed laughs)
(Sharon coughs)
(Jair squeaks)
- Oh!
- Ugh! (gags) Hold on.
(Jair gags) (bell rings)
- I mean, you did bite the entire head off of that.
- Shh, see, and that's the other thing.
I don't like giving head.
(Ed laughs)
- (PvF) Well, congratulations, you guys!
- Yay! (Jair coughs)
- (PvF) Everybody in this episode won!
- I'm so proud of us.
- We win!
- I'm so proud of us.
- I need to know that what I just did...
- This was worth... - This and that tomato was worth it.
- (Frink) Please welcome long time squisher, first time eater.
- Long time squisher, first time eater.
- Aw, hell no.
- Oh, ah! (screams)
- I'm happy. I'm very happy.
- Oh, Mug O' Slugs, Spider Cordon Bleu.
(Darius laughs)
- (PvF) A treat from the Springfield Insectivorian Society,
we've got a slimy Mug O' Slugs.
- Yeah.
- Oh, look at, look at this! - No, no, no, no!
♪ Love ♪ ♪ Exciting and new ♪
- Right? - Ugh, ugh!
- Okay, wait, wait, wait a minute. Wait a minute.
Nicole, you said everyone won this episode.
- (PvF) I did.
- So I think you should eat the punishment.
- Ooh, yeah. - I think that would be fair.
- Yeah. (Jair laughs)
- (PvF) Is this good?
- Yeah. Ew, that's perfect!
- Man!
- (PvF) You like it nice and slimy?
- Ugh! - Oh, take a good bite, Nicole!
Oh, she's really! (screams) - Mmm!
- That's, I can't, no! Oh my God, oh my God!
- (gasps) Oh my goodness! - Ugh.
- This... (gasps)
- (PvF) I don't know what you two are talking about.
No fun!
- Get this gosh dang thing away from me!
- That's gross. We're good, thank you.
- Now I want our prize! We got our prize!
- (Milhouse) Give us a Super Squishee.
(Dani gasps)
- (Bart) One that's made entirely out of syrup.
- What the hell?
- Out of syrup. (Sharon laughs)
Oh, he's just robbing 'em. - I know!
- (Apu) If you survive. - If you survive?
- Woo!
- A Krusty Burger. - Here we go, here we go.
- Oh, and a Krusty Burger!
- Aw, there we go! - Ah, there we go!
- Yeah, he knows what's going on.
- That's right!
- Homer knows what's up! - Mm-hmm.
(Julian laughs) - What an idiot.
- Ah, I love Homer.
- I could cry. - Oh, it's so cute!
♪ (angelic music) ♪ - Yes!
- Honest to God, can tell you,
I don't think I've ever earned one of these more
than I did today.
- Nice, nice. - Nice.
- (PvF) We've got the ultimate Squishee from Kwik-E-Mart,
a Krusty Burger, and of course,
a Get Out Of Punishment Card.
- After everything we've been through, I've never been more happy.
- Oh, I love the crust!
- Take a big bite of this. - Oh, I will.
- Mm-hmm.
- Krusty Burger, don't mind if I do.
- Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm. Mmm!
- The taste of death!
- (PvF) Worth it?
- Oh yeah.
Well, no. (both laugh)
- No!
- We won, woo! - We did it!
- That tomato was one of the nastiest things
I've had to put in my mouth.
- I feel like that's the only time I've seen you get grossed out.
- Yeah, 'cause it was like biting into a tomato
that tastes like an ash tray.
- Mm-hmm. - Say the line, Jair!
- ♪ Mmm, mm-mm, mm-mm ♪ ♪ Mmm, mmm, mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm-mm ♪ ♪ Mm-mm-mm-mm ♪
- Thank you guys so much for watching this episode
of People Vs Food!
- What did you think of this Try To Keep Eating episode?
- Let us know in the comments below.
- And tell us what other challenges do you want to see?
- As always, be sure to like and subscribe,
and tell 'em to be a little nicer.
- (PvF) Never! (both laugh)