Uncle Roger I hate chilli jam
Because Jamie Oliver use chilli jam in his egg fried rice, haiya
I have this in my home all the time now- chilli jam
It's going to kind of glaze
Oh no no no no no
But today Uncle Roger at chilli jam factory Tracklements
Uncle Roger want to find out what is chilli jam
And why Jamie Oliver like it so much
Hope they let me in and don't murder me
Big announcement!
Uncle Roger and nephew Nigel going on world stand-up tour
Fuiyoh!
Yes, we will be touring the UK, US, Canada, Australia
Haiya, why only white people country
And Asian cities too
We're doing Bangkok, Tokyo
And of course, KL
Ticket go on sale 26th November
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Yeah but don't bring MSG to the show
People have done that before and they got stop by security
Because they thought it was a different type of white powder
Haiya, MSG also cannot bring
Go clink link to mailing list now
And see you there
This is guy
CEO of Tracklements chilli jam factory
Tracklements is an old English word for an accompaniment to meat and cheese and bisto
The sauces, mustards, relishes
Including the chilli jam
We make them here in the middle of Wiltshire
We have solar power, we recycle our water, we do everything very green
Ah, you have solar panel?
Yeah yeah
But you in UK, there no sun here anyway
There is enough though
Tracklements, you say it an old English word?
Yeah
You ever think of changing your brand?
Nobody use the word Tracklements anymore
You got Nike, McDonald's, Adidas
Tracklements haiya
So weak, your brand name
Haiya nephew Guy, why you suddenly dress like fishmonger?
And you have to dress up too
No, this is crime against fashion
Hehe
White hat, in Asia we only wear white hat when somebody in family died
Look at all this lab coat here
I didn't know this place could get any more whiter
So, the factory
and you look like a cross between a builder and someone's going to sell me sausage rolls
Haiya this your outfit
Don't blame me
But this look good, this factory look like proper factory, fuiyoh
When I hear name Tracklements
Uncle Roger just think it's some old lady in cottage
Putting jam in jar
But this is proper factory, not bad
Yeah, well, it's the real thing
We've been going some time
And we make 12,000 to 15,000 jars a day
so it's going to be a proper factory
15,000 jars a day?
Who buy so many chilli jam?
Is it all Jamie Oliver restaurant?
Fuiyoh, there's so many spices
Look at this
This more spice than Jamie Oliver use in his whole career
And Uncle Roger favourite spice here
Is Nigella seeds
Hmm, Uncle Roger cannot touch Nigella
So I settle for touching Nigella seed
Sorry children
So many spices here, nephew Guy
But most important spice you don't have
Where is your MSG?
We just don't need it
We got natural flavours, that's what we use
I think you put MSG in your carbonara don't you?
And of course
The king of flavor, MSG
It's just wrong, isn't it?
It taste good
I just come to his factory and he keep insulting me
Nephew Guy, where your recipe come from for chilli jam?
I picked it up when I was traveling
So I was traveling in Bangkok and Thailand
And that's so weird
Usually when people go to Bangkok and Thailand
They come back with wife, not jam
Yeah but I love sauce
This nephew Guy so weird
I don't want to know what you do with your chilli jam in your own time
Have you been sent to HR for doing weird shit to your chilli jam?
No, just eating it
That what they all say
So this is where the magic happens
This is where we make chilli jam
Uncle Roger feel like i'm at Willy Wonka factory
Are you the Willy Wonka of this chilli jam place?
I'm definitely Willy Wonka
How many children disappear in your factory?
I've lost count, we just put them in here
Oh the spice
This is boiling down at reducing so we got all the flavour
All the flavour in the chilli
Meet Jason, Jason's the cook
Are you gonna show Uncle Roger your secret chilli jam recipe?
Well Jason's gonna show us how to make it
But don't give the recipe away
Onion
Fuiyoh, that 10 kilo
Red pepper is going in
Pour it in
So heavy
Is this gonna end up in one of the jar you sell to regular people?
Yes it is
Haiya, that not good
No it's fine, because we're gonna make it properly, we gonna do it properly
Are you saying anyone who come here can just make random jar for people?
No, you got special dispensation today
Cider vinegar
Uncle Roger thought chilli jam is just chilli and jam
Didn't know it was so much other stuff
Sugar
This is too much... Jason help
Jason, do you wanna...
Sorry, sorry
This look like stuff you use on boat trip
Yeah
Fuiyoh
It's very hard to
Let Jason show you, look at him
Get a load of that!
This is how we done it for so many years
So what we do next is we gonna add the chillis
I've got it, don't worry
Uncle Roger not that old yet
We will get Jason to do it
No no no, I do it myself
So here we go
Fuiyoh,10 kilo of chilli and then another 10 kilo
Well done
Give it a stir
Very difficult
So why don't you imagine is Auntie Helen in there?
Uncle Roger suddenly have so much strength
Have a taste
It taste of revenge
This is cool
So the pipe just squirt chilli jam into jar?
That's it, and it's filling in about 50 jars a minute
50 jars a minute?
Fuiyoh, so fast
And every jar the same volume
If you can just give them a little bit less
To make more money
Nice idea but no
We love our customers
It a bit sexual also, this thing
Uncle Roger haven't seen anything squirting for long time now
Where are the last time you see things squirting
Just here?
Well, here
At home? No squirting at home?
Just at work
Only squirting at work?
FUIYOH this guy like Wolf of Wall Street
Here we go
It's too fast, it's too fast
It's fast, isn't it
Now you can see how good and skilled everyone who work here is
Years of practice
I underestimated all of them
Now we at the warehouse
But Guy, why you need to wear this orange Hi-Vis jacket?
You the biggest person here, everybody see you haiya
I know, but the pallets are big and the fork lifts are quite big
This is pallets of chilli jam
Still warm from coming off the end of the line
So sometimes at the end of the day, I come down and talk to the jars
and I said "Good luck fellas"
You talk to your jars?
Yeah yeah, sure thing
Haiya if you talk to jar of chilli jam
Then you know you need more friend
These are my friend
This nephew Guy life so sad
It ok nephew Guy
I think you need to find some new hobby
Like collect stamp or something that perfect for someone your age
Collect motorbikes
Collect motorbikes, you collect motorbikes?
Love 'em, yeah
Ok but you don't feel like guy who collect motorbike
You feel a bit square, you know, a bit square
Lunch for Uncle Roger
Thank you nephew Guy, you make Uncle Roger feel so special
We've got something really special to try the chilli jam with
What?
Some egg fried rice
NO
No, cannot haiya
You sure?
Yeah
Do you know Jamie Oliver, why you put fried rice with jam?
Cause we love Jamie Oliver, we think he's great
Everybody in UK like Jamie Oliver
He got cookbook call Jamie Oliver 5
As if he will die if he buys 6 ingredients for every food
So what we got, a dip made using chilli jam
Cream cheese with coriander on top
We think this is delicious
This is a really nice mixture
It taste good
Uncle Roger surprise
Before coming here, I just thought chilli jam is like a pirate version of Heinz ketchup
But this taste better
Uncle Roger, I know you like your spicy food
We've got a spicy sauce here
This is the hot chilli sauce
And it's also got fish sauce in it
Fish sauce fuiyoh!
OK, i didn't know Tracklements would use fish sauce
Yeah, we use fish sauce
And each of the bottles got over 80 chillis in there
80 chillis?
Do you wanna have a taste?
Yes, yes
Remember, Jamie Oliver only use 3 chillis in his green curry
You still like him?
Hehe
But I'm sure his green curry taste good
But fish sauce, are you not sacred people have allergy in here?
No, because it's on ingredients list
You don't give a shit
You kill people, you kill people
I like Tracklements
Very good company
Got a nice kick to it
Good spice
Niece and nephew
If you want to try something new, checkout Tracklements
Go follow them on Instagram @Tracklements
What do I call instagram
Well, I call it instashit
I don't want to know what you do with your chilli jam in your own time
Have you been sent to HR for doing weird shit to your chilli jam?
By the way, we will have Morgan laughing all over that
That's fine, this too dirty be in there anyway
Can't open a video like that, we will put it in the blooper
So again, more raw materials, more ingredient
Sorry, can you slow down a bit
This look nice
This feel like, just like an IKEA
This happened a lot today, isn't it
Nigella is Uncle Roger favourite TV chef
Because she on cocaine but she still such nice person
We got Tracklements swish
Little swish
Little swish?
Yeah
Like the Nike swish?
Where it got swish? It just little weird teapot man
But look, there's a little swish on the top
Haiya, that copyright infringement
Nike gonna sue you
Yeah maybe